Shaawan Francis Keahna

@shaawan.com

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he/him, ubalt student currently on summer break, career writer absolutely not on break even a little bit. “linux” “enthusiast” and dumbphone user proselytizing both for fun and profit. dont trust a word i say pfp by eleanora hyde photography

screenshot from them that shows millie bobby brown photoshopped into a suit of armor that reads “millie bobby brown believes she was a sword-slain closeted gay soldier in a past life” by mathew rodriguez
kobo libra 2 in a hand next to a flowery coffee cup and an owala water bottle on top of a granite tabletop in the suburbs. the sun is out. the page is like, page 3 of Adult High School by Alexis Flower
peter capaldi in one of his sitcoms idk maybe the office saying “I don’t know. Kill a billionaire an hour until it sorts itself out?”
screenshot of a text that reads HELP IT’S ON PEACOCK BUT IT’S JUST FUCKING STUCK ON THIS IMAGE OF A WOLF there’s a bunch of paper towels in front of the tv, which is indeed stuck on an image of a white wolf on a rock howling in the night surrounded by evergreens. there’s soviet posters on the wall, a plant, and old fashioned speakers.
the scene from star wars revenge of the sith where padme says The Line except it says “so this is how reality dies. with thunder”
“please stand for the national anthem” written in big blocky letters, a dog barks beneath it, pulling on a leash. a cartoon version of shaawan and his mother listen in terror as the “national anthem” in question ends up being Dixie, which is the confederate national anthem. his mother whispers “they’ve never sung this before.” happy birthday america!
shaawan holding his housemate’s cat looking very gay with a rose gold septum ring, bisexual lighting, and french braids.
cartoon ndn man with enormous sad eyes and a shitty little nose and two braids looking absolutely demolished as he says “i didn’t know those would be the broader consequences of that social interaction”
edit of “The Summer I Turned Pretty” amazon tv slop’s titlecard to say “The Summer My Beard Connected”
post by legendary tumblr user pjackk: “Im honesly just done with the gay life since other then the sex its nit realy me yes i do like to get sexualy junked up by a juiced hunk but i feel like im sup9sed to adhear to then culture do act like im someone im not when everyody else in the baltamore scene is a broke busted bi5ch with no style or fashon sense i spend so much time dolling myself up just to get sexed up by a gross guy with no hobies other then childish shit like fcking playing ZELDA all day btw they are always airees fuck aires men for realllll but it is evidant that i dont fit in to the gay comunity at all its just not me im forced 2 fit the sterotypes when the real me just wants to queen out with my girlies talking shit and drinking tinis chilling out watching drag shows on netflix and making tixtocs none of this other shit but other then getting manhandles so good by teunks every night from erotic sex i think i might never of been gay to begin eith
shaawan stands in front of a red curtain at mobtown ballroom holding a microphone. he’s wearing a groutfit with chainmail and holding a grey ipad in his other hand. he has creepers on.
“unaffiliated” pride market reading, 11am-5pm Market by Baltimore Erotic Art Society, 1-3pm Reading by FRUITCAKE with features by: Sosena Audain, Elliot Eleos, Emily Holland, Shaawan Francis Keahna, Kelsey Ko, Amanda McCormick, Kelly Purtell, nat raum, Katie Schmidt, Steph Sunderman-Zinger
cartoony painting of the knicks raining on the spurs with victor wembanyama in complete shock at having fouled jalen brunson with 9 seconds left on the clock because holy shit
two threads of three posts, one by @sprawlhater and one by @livagar, essentially saying the same thing, which is “Oh my god wemby what are you doing”
family guy death pose but it’s peter griffin in kiki’s delivery service
agnus, konstantin korobov, painting or, The one where the lamb is being held up by wolves’ teeth
accidental front-camera selfie of me staring at my nearly-finished manuscript, fighting off nausea as i realize it’s kinda ass
shaawan wearing a baseball cap holding a very cute cat like a pelt
gif of evil smirking hello kitty becoming more enormous and deep fried until she disappears
sketch from memory of cassian andor at the end of “harvest” s2 e3
James McAvoy Charmin commercial skit SNL the one where he's from Philly
Gabe (a petite, stunning Black woman with a bun and a rose in her hair, red cowboy boots, cherry earrings, a leather jacket and a white pleated skirt) fixes a kokum scarf on Shaawan (a Native man seated in acid-washed jeans and a striped off-white button down shirt, tattoos visible, sterling silver necklace beneath a red, black and real bone choker) in front of a cream backdrop in a studio
screenshot from smiling friends when they meet the frowning friends
post from X by Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna “i lowkey fuck with how there’s no jobs and rent is infinity money and food is infinity money and fun activities are infinity money and every kind of side hustle is completely flooded and everyone’s angry and mean all the time”
two irish-american women sit together lesbianly on the subway, a native/scandi man sits to the right of frame. sunlight shines through the film photograph. the two women are smiling, the man looks a little bit pensive but is still happy. he was probably hungry.
meme from LOTR where bilbo is like After all, why not? Why shouldn’t i keep it? only he’s holding a unihertz jelly star
runescape screenshot im rich bich
screenshot of Cam (2018) where Alice, out of makeup, watches in horror as her doppelganger, Lola_Lola, racks up more views than her
acrylic painting of eyes and eyebrows looking stressed, all in shades of blue, while a newspaper clipping that reads WORST INDIAN THAT EVER LIVED lines the right eyelid
hayao miyazaki reaction image where he looks utterly despondent and has a cigarette in his mouth, or perhaps he’s just chilling
digital painting of integrity capsule on an orange saucer with red balloons and a yellow flag in a sea of blue with the word INTEGRITY written in all-caps. it has the hi (human intelligence) mark and a signature even though it is a very childlike drawing
tweet from 2022 “them wings from home depot fucked my stomach up” w qrt “girl you was eating would.”
Experts in the absence of adults, people came to put their trust in /experts/. Only an /expert/ can deal with a problem. Only an expert of a pleasant man on television with access to experts. Only an expert or a man on television who knows how to welcome an expert or a problem or love for a problem. An expert or a man on television or—in certain cases, resistant to therapy—a /matron/. In the age of no-authority, these are the authorities.
Tig Notaro in Army of the Dead, gassing up her chopper with some Aviators on and a cigar in her mouth
four photobooth photos of me holding a cat. he is passionately kissing my neck while i react like this is bizarre behavior. i'm wearing a mesh top and a baseball cap over my braids
roman verostko computational image with his pixel flag in the center. it’s red over green covered in ink marks
Tiktok screenshot that reads: I feel like someone made a wish to remove millennial cringe from social media, the monkey's paw curled, and now it's all teenagers doing advanced esoteric fascism in aave.
sickman on the ground in the family guy death pose facing the viewer with tears in his eyes as he slams a fist on the floor
instagram screenshot of Charm City 49, a collaboration between NDN girls book club, IAIA, in-na-po and Native American Lifelines at Baltimore Center Stage on Friday, March 6 from 7-9pm
peter griffin dressed up as an urban indian with the caption “wow being an indian kinda sucks”
blurry dslr photograph of mars the cat investigating
Yang went so far as to urge anyone in mid-career management, particularly those who own homes in the affluent burbs of Silicon Valley or Westchester County, New York to put there house up for sale now,
levar burton in his geordi laforge fit looking angrily at you while a caption reads READ A FUCKING BOOK.
angel and cavan at the end of “day of the beast”
flash photo of mars the cat, shorthair with tabby armor and mainecoon vibes
tongue out meme w sunglasses
Shaawan, blurry and out-of-focus, stands in front of an in-focus gas pump. He’s wearing a kokum scarf and holding a flip phone. It’s sunset. The photo is on film.
that meme of the little kid asking if we should bring backpacks to school tomorrow but it says does anyone know if we have class in thirty minutes
old school photobooth 4 pic collage of shaawan slouching at the dining room table. he has wavy black hair, gold chains, earrings, and a sparkly ring on his left ring finger. he wears a half-evil t shirt that has a gun on it. over the t-shirt is a vintage cowboy snap button down, black with white piping, that has buffalo skulls and feathers on it. behind him are portraits of bees. he reacts to the camera as if it caught him by surprise.
Shaawan in a kokum scarf driving a car wearing a flannel
shaawan at a Q&A. he’s got shoulder-length wavy hair, tattoos, tan skin, black jeans, and a black t-shirt that says AVOIDANCE with a picture of a german woodcarving on it.
shaawan in front of the LA skins fest backdrop on the red carpet smiling in a way that doesn’t quite reach his eyes because he is in a special kind of hell reserved for beautiful native men who will never not be fetishized. he has black ringlets, a black turtleneck, and black overalls. the photo is on expired film.
me, a haunted porcelain doll, and a small nonbinary italian american from iowa in the upstairs of the ottobar
glowing digital photograph of shaawan in a pair of Carhartt overalls and a t shirt with a messy bun
grainy image of a white shorthair with tabby armor and a freckle on his nose making a forever babyeyes face. behind him is a clean shaven man with tattoos vaguely looking at the camera
shaawan reading Clive Barker's coldheart Canyon