Academician Prokhor Zakharov

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The first living thing to go through the device was a small white rat. I still have him, in fact. As you can see, the damage was not so great as they say.

Close up of Jury Duty summons I got several years ago. The Juror number is 0069.
Sister Miriam Godwinson, literally The Worst
Jimmy Concepts Tweet: "Community" Commune Communism.
In-air refueling nozzle from Dr Strangelove
Dracula Flow was flipping bricks for Mansa Musa before you even became a type 1 civilization
Unsourced slop from @fintwitter "Reports in iran: 'Clash among crew members of US aircraft carrier left seven dead"
Post by me. (Apr 8 2026) "Please Mr Iran if gas stays over $4 a gallon for a month the people will drag me through the streets and throw me from the Washington Monument."
Insane Shitposter gf meme, copied and flipped so it is two insane shitposter gfs tied together.
Orb Weaver Spider living on my car. Large grey-brown abdomen, banded legs, red cephalothorax
Jordan Peterson RTing account presenting fetish porn as real footage from China
then perish meme
Dracula Flow, spinning the block like it was fucking minecraft
Tweet from Rep Nancy Mace Every single Muslim holding public office in America is a trojan horse, and a threat to both national security and our republic. We refuse to be silent.
Roommate's cat laid out on the hallway floor. Back legs are only halfway tucked under her and spine is twisting 90 to be laying on a shoulder despite her belly flat to the floor.
Nigel Farange doing his best contrite face.
Delaware is considered a corporate haven because of its business-friendly corporate laws compared to most other U.S. states.[4][3] 66% of the Fortune 500, including Walmart and Amazon (two of the world's largest companies by revenue) are incorporated (and therefore have their domiciles for service of process purposes) in the state.[5] Over half of all publicly traded corporations listed in the New York Stock Exchange (including its owner, Intercontinental Exchange) are incorporated in Delaware.
@AlphaCentQuotes graphic for The Bioenhancement Center base facility. "We are all aware that the senses can be deceived, the eyes fooled. But how can we be sure our senses are not being deceived at any particular time, or even all the time? Might I be a brain in a tank somewhere, tricked all my life into believing in the events of this world by some insane comouter? And does my life gain or lose meaning based on my reaction to such solipsism?" -Project PYRRHO, Specimen 46, Vat 7 Activity Recorded M.Y. 2302.22467 TERMINATION OF SPECIMEN ADVISED
Post by @luxalptraum.com You guys do yourself a favor and look at what Eric Adams wore to Rosh Hashanah services at the Sephardic Lebanese Congregation. Adams' Jacket has elaborate gold embroidery which includes multiple stars of david and menorahs
Warlock from comic LFG strapped to a rack, pierced by many bladed weapons informs the torturer "There's some room by my calf."
Imagine if you were the one being stuffed for Thanksgiving diner. Illustrated roast turkey-esque humanoid on a serving dish. Headless with a sprig of leafy plant protruding from it's rear.
Combo shopp of female wojacks thirsting, text "Omg, he's here." "He's so cute." "Is he single?" They are looking at the bipedal dogman from the PETA ad where the dogman has a woman on a leash with a choke collar.
Because of his widespread following and familiarity to Twitter users, "PissPigGranddad" has been widely used to refer to Belden in the press[8][17] and real-life encounters with Belden.[3] Of the "pseudo-celebrity" he acquired under that name, Belden said: "I kind of wish I hadn't made my name PissPigGranddad. I picked it before I ever thought anyone would say it to me out loud."[3]
Drawing of a gaunt, somewhat bedraggled old man labeled "Zadok Allen, local ominous kook" Captioning at bottom reads "...who spends his days wandering the town, getting really drunk, and muttering ominously to himself."
Christopher Dorner? What are you doing here??!??!
Everyone Poops by Taro Gomi
Artist depiction of a black hole: Babe! It's 4pm, time for your dick spaghettication Withered downcast wojak: Yes honey
Amy Schumer drinking from a comically oversized wine glass. The volume of the glass is larger than her head requiring her to hold the stem with both hands and causing her to almost immediately begin spilling wine on herself
Dracula Flow, Eating Khloe Kardashian’s ass like I’m dying and there’s a second chance in there.
Car dealership sign advertising "Ram Ranch" to the left.
Lady Deirdre Skye of Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri
Oh! I have those too. What kind of emotional problems does your dad have?
Best Match: Progressivism (Current that advocates social reforms and the expansion of rights to promote equality and justice, trusting progress, science, and collective action to transform institutions and overcome in equalities) Federal 45-Unitary 55 Democracy 81- Autocracy 19 Security 25- Liberty 75 Assimation 15- Multiculturalism 85
Grey haired white guy holding a sign with text "I Love My Trans Son and My AR-15
Trevor Moore in the WKUK skit "It's Illegal to Say".
Cover image for Kendrick Lamar's single Not Like Us. Google maps image of Drake's home with a dozen pins indicating a sex offender lives there.
Dunkin Instagram post. A frosted donut with a bite taken and chocolate donut hole on top. Ghosts emojis above with text "she ghostin u" Below are goblin emojis and text "but she goblin me"
Andrew Luck looking up from an open copy of The Martian.
White man sitting at a desk in an office with an exaggerated smile
When Enkidu is dying, he expresses his anger at Shamhat for making him civilized, blaming her for bringing him to the new world of experiences that has led to his death. He curses her to become an outcast. The god Shamash reminds Enkidu that Shamhat fed and clothed him before introducing him to Gilgamesh. Enkidu relents and blesses her, saying that all men will desire her and offer her gifts of jewels.[2]
Cormac Smith: What if no-one shot JFK and his head just did that.
Photo of jury duty summons. Juror Number is 0069
Close up on the Ewok's face as it is cruelly denied a martini. Pain, loss, betrayal.
On his diet and workout routine: "I’m gonna break it down for you, because it’s actually quite simple, and anybody can do this. Anybody on the planet can do this. First thing’s first: if you have job—like a 9-5 job—quit that. Do you like food? Forget about that. Because you’re never going to enjoy anything you eat. Alcohol? Sorry. That’s out. So what you need to do—you have a chef, right? like a personal chef?—make sure the chef makes you a lot of chicken breast. And make sure you keep your caloric intake at a certain level. And as you go to your physician 2-3 times a week—just to monitor all your testosterone levels—because testosterone is important to building muscle. You’re good friends with the trainer from Magic Mike? Arin Babaian. So you want to give Arin a call. And you want to make sure he’s at your house and takes you to the gym at least twice a day, because you’re gonna want to do your muscle-building in the morning and then your cardio in the afternoon. Now, do you have a family? Like a significant other or kids? Yeah, forget about them. You’re not going to have time to deal with them. "So that’s really all you have to do. And make sure you have a studio pay for the entire thing, because it could become exceptionally expensive. So, I think if you just do all those things, then you too can have an absolutely unrealistic body type, such as me."
And always twirling twirling twirling towards freedom
RealInfoWars T-Shirt. "I AM DEMON-FREE BITCH" Over a shouting Tim Heidecker head
Charlie Kirk/Nick Fuentes ass chud: OMG based and groyp-pilled Roman here to save the White race Chad Roman wojak: What the fuck is a white race?
Captain Barbarosa from Pirates of the Caribbean with neon lights afixed to his hat and collar and hologram goggles. "You best start believing in cyberpunk dystopias. You're in one"
Heartbreaking: worst person you know has a point.
Population density map of Russia. A moderately populated strip follows the trans-siberian railroad near the southern border including the area near Lake Baikal.
EPA map of Radon Zones. High potential areas include much of the Rocky and Appalachian mountains and east-west band through the midwest into the northeast US.
Sketch of an older woman in front of a "in this house we believe..." yard sign -Retired Teacher -Voted for Buttigieg in 2020 because he reminds her of her grandson -"The blood of the tyrant shall water our fields'
Jumbled and packed nonsensical cityscape
"The nation is not in a state of emergency; the Court is not illegitimate; partisan fevers do not justify court packing." -Dan Greenberg, Senior Legal Fellow, Cato Institute
Classic reaction gif. A young black man in a hoodie stares back at the camera with a satisfied look as the crowd around him reacts in shock and delight.
AHS still. Close up on an older woman saying "There's never going to be cheap gas again, you stupid slut"
Classic The Onion headline. Published Mayb20, 1998. Jurisprudence Fetishist Gets Off On Technicality. Photo is a man in a suit in front of full bookcases. His mustache is too small, his glasses too big, he is smiling slightly.
Joe Biden asked by TPUSA dipshit how many genders there are "At least three, don't play games with me kid"
Pulp Fiction gif. Fabienne says she's going to order a big plate of blueberry pancakes
Combo shopp of female wojacks thirsting, text "Omg, he's here." "He's so cute." "Is he single?" They are looking at the bipedal dogman from the PETA ad where the dogman has a woman on a leash with a choke collar.