Shak Lambert

@shakexcellence.bsky.social

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I’m here cause Elon’s a bitch. 🍅-approved film critic for @cgmagazine.bsky.social. 1/3rd of @seequels.bsky.social. Gamer, hip-hop head and wrestling fan. Recreational TikToker. 🇨🇦🇹🇬🇬🇾

Top 12 of the year so far: 1: The Furious 2: Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie 3: Blades of the Guardians 4: Hoppers 5: Obsession 6: Toy Story 5 7: Send Help 8: Tuner 9: Is God Is 10: Space Cadet 11: Project Hail Mary 12: My Father’s Shadow
Last four watched: Scary Movie (2026) - 2 stars The Furious - 5 stars, rewatch Masters of the Universe (2026) - 2.5 stars Tuner - 4 stars, rewatch
A video of the cast of Obsession reading my letterboxd review
A 5x5 grid titled: About Me: Video Games Fav game: Kingdom Hearts Best Story: Persona 4 Golden Fav art style: No More Heroes Biggest Personal Impact: Burnout Paradise Best Combat: Doom 2016 Overhated: DmC (Devil May Cry reboot) Underrated: The Darkness II Overrated: Control Needs A Remake: Def Jam Fight For NY Criminally Overlooked: The Finals Fav Protagonist: Kiryu and Majima in Yakuza 0 Fav Antagonist: Vaas in Far Cry 3 Best Soundtrack: Tekken 3 (The PS1 version) Best Multiplayer: Halo 3 Not Usually My Thing But...: Hades Turn My Brain Off: Cluster Truck Best With Friends: Helldivers 2 Best Retro Game: Streets of Rage 2 Nostalgic Childhood Game: Hot Wheels Turbo Racing Game Everyone Should Play: Half-Life 2
Six 35mm reels for the trailers to The Black Dahlia, Jarhead, Phone Booth, Safe House, Serenity and The Siege
Mystery Team on blu-ray, Marty Supreme in 4k and the 2003 Texas Chainsaw Massacre in 4k
My last four watched: Clerks II (rewatch, 2.5 stars) Pizza Movie (3.5 stars) The Drama (4 stars) The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (2 stars)
A screenshot Yakuza Kiwami 3, where Kiryu goes bowling looking like a member of 112
My last four watched: Minority Report (3.5 stars, rewatch) The Adventures of Tintin (5 stars, rewatch) Tiger on the Beat (4 stars) Ready or Not 2 (2.5 stars)
poster for Dante's Peak, the tagline: Exploding Soon
My last 4 watched: The Recruit (2.5 stars) Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die (1.5 stars) Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie (rewatch, 4.5 stars) My Father’s Shadow (4 stars)
My Letterboxd Last 4 Watched Ghosts of Mars: 1.5 stars The Strangers: Chapter 3 (no rating yet) Shelter: 3 stars Ricochet: 4 stars
Ticketmaster purchase confirmation for Billy Talent II’s 20th anniversary concert in toronto July 18th
Tyler the creator's tweet: Unfollow me now, this is the gonna be the only thing i tweet about for the next week. I've wanted this for years, fuck. What the fuck.
4x5 grid of my 20 favorite movies: 1: Sinners 2: Marty Supreme 3: One Battle After Another 4: Mission Impossible The Final Reckoning 5: The Long Walk 6: Frankenstein 7: Friendship 8: Highest 2 Lowest 9: 28 Years Later 10: No Other Choice 11: The Naked Gun 12: F1 13: Superman 14: Weapons 15: Splitsville 16: Predator: Badlands 17: Sorry, Baby 18: One Of Them Days 19: Bring Her Back 20: The Bad Guys 2
A black screen with the words “cinematic anarchy” written in quotations, attributed to CG Magazine
A 5x5 grid of my favourite albums of 2025 which include: Clipse - Let God Sort Em Out Rich Brian - WHERE IS MY HEAD? Ray Volpe - FOREVER, VOLPETRON SZA - LANA Redveil - sankofa Skrillex - F*CK U SKRILLEX YOU THINK UR ANDY WARHOL BUT UR NOT!! <3 JID - God Does Like Ugly Tyler, The Creator - DON'T TAP THE GLASS Earl Sweatshirt - Live Laugh Love Spiritbox - TSUNAMI SEA Joey Valence & Brae - HYPERYOUTH Pendulum - Inertia Jinsang - Perspective Wax - Lifetime Achievement Award Hayley Williams - Ego Death At A Bachelorette Party House of Protection - Outrun You All BABYMETAL - METAL FORTH Playboi Carti - MUSIC - SORRY 4 DA WAIT Danny Brown - Stardust 2 Chainz - Red Clay (Official Motion Picture Soundtrack)
My slowest game completion was Lost: Via Domus, which took me 6282 days, 6 hours, and 47 minutes to complete. In other words, over 17 years.
Michael Cera sitting on a motorcycle in a scene from Twin Peaks: The Return
A custom-made poster for the Revue’s screenings of Twin Peaks: The Return
Frankenstein (4.5 stars) Dust Bunny (1 star) The Smashing Machine (3 stars) Tuner (4 stars) Sacrifice (2.5 stars) The Furious (5 stars) Wake Up Dead Man (4 stars) Fuze (2 stars) Motor City (2.5 stars) Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie (4.5 stars) Mile End Kicks (3 stars) No Other Choice (4 stars)
My ballot for backloggd's 2015 game of the year vote: Game of the Year: Yakuza 0 Best Gameplay: n++ Best Narrative: Life Is Strange Best Art Direction: Ori and the Blind Forest Best Soundtrack: Project X Zone 2 Best Multiplayer: Rocket League
Me standing in the Criterion Closet holding several blu-rays, with Malcolm X and Mississippi Masala at the front of each pile
A stack of movies: Blade Runner 2049 4K South Park Bigger Longer and Uncut 4K Top Gun Maverick 4K The Bad Guys 4K The Batman 4K Alien 40th Anniversary 4K Doctor Strange Blu-Ray Hustle and Flow Blu-Ray The Matrix 4-Movie Collection 4K Dawn of the Dead 2004 4K The Man From Nowhere 4K Prey 4K
District B13
Zack and Miri Make A Porno: 3 stars Crooklyn: 5 stars and a heart Michael Clayton: 2.5 stars The Taking Of Pelham One Two Three (1974): 4 stars
Mission impossible ranking: 1: Fallout 2: Dead Reckoning 3: The Final Reckoning 4: Rogue Nation 5: Mission Impossible 3 6: Ghost Protocol 7: Mission Impossible 8: Mission Impossible 2
Showtimes for mission impossible
A poster for Sinners in IMAX 70MM
Last four watched: Donnie Darko (3 stars) Jackass: The Movie (rewatch, 4.5 stars) Sinners (5 stars) Arsenic and Old Lace (4 stars)
A clip i captured from The Finals where i took out 4 players in about 8 seconds
An edit of Blade (1998) set to Peekaboo by Kendrick Lamar
Display showing a custom poster for The Running Man
My last 4 watched: Robocop (1987) (rewatch) (4.5 stars) Dredd (2012) (rewatch) (2 stars) Paid in Full (rewatch) (4.5 stars and liked) The Day The Earth Blew Up (4 stars)
A screen displaying tonight’s screening of Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me on 35mm
"I've had enough of this dude"
A still from Twin Peaks, with the caption "Will somebody please tell me what the hell is happening here?"
Four 35mm reels of movie trailers: SWAT, Dr. Dolittle 2, Think Like A Man and Black Hawk Down
Drug War
Sum 41’s final concert
My last four watched: Hard To Kill (2.5 stars with a heart) Blow Out (4 stars) A History of Violence (4 stars) One of Them Days (4 stars)
A custom poster for Hard To Kill
a guy whose veins are bulging out of his forehead
John Malkovich character poster for Jonah Hex
A win screen from The Finals, with the usernames being LeftCheek, RightCheek and TheTaint
My last four watched Flight Risk Motorway (3.5 stars) The Social Network (rewatch, 5 stars) The Mechanic (2.5 stars)
Theater marquee for The Social Network
The Realistic Fish Head from Spongebob
My last four watched on Letterboxd: Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday (3.5 stars) Lord of the Rings: War of the Rohirrim (3 stars) Den of Thieves 2: Pantera (3 stars) Seven in IMAX (5 stars)
As a result of me adding the Kendrick Pop Out concert, my 100th movie is now Blue Velvet, my 150th movie is Cinderella III: A Twist in Time, and my 200th film is The Brutalist
My Letterboxd Stats for 2024 I logged 199 movies (totalling 372.4 hours), wrote 64 reviews, made 12 lists, liked 500 things and wrote 24 comments
Poster for the IMAX re-release of Seven
Spy Game, starring Robert Redford and Brad Pitt
The End of Evangelion La Haine Interstellar White Men Can’t Jump (1992) Y Tu Mamá También Top Secret The Mission Shallow Grave Wheels on Meals Sudden Death Troll 2 Roar Coffy Thief The Shawshank Redemption Unbreakable
First film: True Romance (watched on January 1st) Last film: The Brutalist (watched on December 30th)
My 20 favourite movies of 2024: 20: I, The Executioner 19: The Wild Robot 18: Nosferatu 17: The Brutalist 16: Anora 15: Juror #2 14: Carry-On 13: The Substance 12: Dune Part Two 11: Bad Boys Ride or Die 10: Better Man 9: The Shadow Strays 8: Strange Darling 7: Love Lies Bleeding 6: Robot Dreams 5: Hit Man 4: Twilight of the Warriors: Walled In 3: Furiosa 2: Challengers 1: Sing Sing
A box of Eggo-branded Frosted Maple Pop Tarts
My Letterboxd last 4 watched: Life After Fighting (4 stars) Kneecap (4 stars) The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare (2 stars) Under Paris (2.5 stars)
A scene from friday after next
Like A Dragon: Pirate Yakuza In Hawaii