Erin Mills

@shallow15.bsky.social

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Cis Male. Atheist Bisexual Crossdresser. YouTube drone. The most interesting thing an octopus would want to touch. http://youtube.com/dubiouskhan

Shelf mounted collection of all 4 series of Van Ryder Games' Final Girl.
A certificate reading: Congratulations. This certificate is to commend YOU for BEING A BETTER PERSON THAN ME
A humanized version of Tempest Shadow from the 2017 My Little Pony movie.
A photo of Olive Garden's ch8cken gnocchi soup, breadsticks with Alfredo sauce, and meatballs parmigana.
Holly Hathaway of "The Greatest American Heroine."
Shelf full of boxes from the Final Girl boardgame.
A collection of Clue board games. Includes the 1996, 2016, and 2023 editions of the game, the Restoration games edition of Clue Master Detective, a box less Clue: The Great Museum Caper game, the Clue and Clue II VCR games, two licensed versions: Scooby-Doo and the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror, and a DVD of the 1985 movie.
A family photo of Madame Grindhouse and her sisters.
A screen cap of a frame from a commercial for the "Nintendo Cereal System" and the slogan "Suffer, you foole."
A Balatro screen showing a straight hand of cards. A caption above reads: Hand will not score. Due to Pride Month, Straights are banned until July 1st.
A certificate reading: Congratulations. This certificate is to commend You for Being A Better Person Than Me
Sailor Jupiter looking stylish in a black suit, winking at the viewer over the top of a pair of sunglasses
(As Dr. Girlfriend) We are getting fewer and fewer alternative names for flunkies. "Henchman" is too gendered and "henchpeople" just doesn't have a nice ring to it. You can't say "minion" without thinking of the little yellow guys. And don't even get me started on the word "goon."
4 panels of Sheila, Darth Vader's personal assistant on the phone. Panel 1 Sheila: Lord Vader's office, please hold... Lord Vader's office, please hold... Lord Vader's office, how may I help you? Panel 2 Sheila: Yes, Admiral Diaz, I DID give him your message. And as I said, he is booked solid for the next three weeks... no, Admiral, I can't juggle his schedule any more than I already-- Panel 3 Off-screen voice: NO, LORD VADER, PLEASE! HAVE MERCY! I CAN FIX THE PROBLEM! I---GAAAAAAAAHHHHHKKKKK! *THUD!* Panel 4 Sheila; Admiral? A hole just opened up. Can you be here in ten minutes?
Four Hot Wheels Mariokart toys. From right to left: Peach, Rosalina, Pauline, Donkey Kong.
Malcolm Frink, the human villain of Superhuman Samurai Syber Squad.
Portnoy the hedgehog and Hosge Podge the rabbit from Berkeley Breathed's Bloom County comic strip.
Panel 1: Rosalina is talking to Pauline, who is dressed like a magician. Pauline: Hey, wanna see a magic trick? Rosalina: Okay... Panel 2: Pauline holding up her hands, Rosalina watching intensely. Pauline: Nothing up my sleeves... Panel 3: as above but Pauline's hands are together. Motion lines indicating she's moving them around. Panel 4: Pauline is holding a pair of panties in her hands. The Grand Star pattern and Rosalina's shocked expression tell us who they belong to. Pauline: Presto! Panel 5: Rosalina looking behind herself. Pauline stands there looking smug and holding what is clearly the hem of Rosalina's dress. Rosalina: How did you...? Pauline: And now, for my next magical trick...
The jumpy Wahoo Man space adventure!