John Sandy

@shand.bsky.social

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Duty Editor. Professional, executive coach. Trek and telly nerd. Smartly dressed, nerf herder. All posts are my personal opinions etc etc.

Countdown letters. SHTIAERNR
A doctored picture of 47 with text altered to read I probably abuse more than anybody in the history of our country
Staring contest from Big Train.
Bette Midler in Hocus Pocus. A Bette, witched. If you will.
Gonzo as Charles Dickens in Muppets Christmas Carol
A poster on a Tube platform at Liverpool Street Station It’s for a university course The main headline reads, “Master’s made differently”
Ralph Brown as Danny in Withnail and I.
Joe Dolche Shaddap you face
Jawas firing a disabling blaster. Poster in no way suggesting this a reasonable course of action.
A digital flyer with two pics of me holding a garden fork. The flyer is for a Sedos production of The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time at The Bridewell Theatre from the 14th to 18th July. Come along.
Couple of Jawas firing a disabling blaster at an off screen droid or robot. Poster is in no way suggesting that this is a suitable course of action.
THE MEMORIES LIVE ON THE JUBREMONY AT THE LIB-RARY. TREMONY AT REMONY AT THE LIBRARY.
An ad for a sofa called Tango. The dirty so and so.
TREK MOVIE.COM Happy birthday to Zachary Quinto, best known to Star Trek fans as Spock in the Kelvin universe movies. TREK MOVIE com HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZACHARY QUINTO
On the left, a picture of Terry Crews, as President Camacho, in the 2006 movie/warning Idiocracy. On the right a picture of a convicted felon.
Putin on keys.
Great aunt Sting.
It’s the people from the Pepto Bismol advert
A Donald J. Trump word vomit on his propaganda platform. I have been asked by the Emir of Qatar, Tamim bin Hamad Al Thani, the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia, Mohammed bin Salman Al Saud, and the President of the United Arab Emirates, Mohamed bin Zayed Al Nahyan, to hold off on our planned Military attack of the Islamic Republic of Iran, which was scheduled for tomorrow, in that serious negotiations are now taking place, and that, in their opinion, as Great Leaders and Allies, a Deal Will be made, which will be very acceptable to the United States of America, as well as all Countries in the Middle East, and beyond. This Deal will include, importantly, NO NUCLEAR WEAPONS FOR IRAN! Based on my respect for the above mentioned Leaders, I have instructed Secretary of War, Pete Hegseth, The Chairman of The Joint Chiefs of Staff, General Daniel Caine, and The United States Military, that we will NOT be doing the scheduled attack of Iran tomorrow, but have further instructed them to be prepared to go forward with a full, large scale assault of Iran, on a moment's notice, in the event that an acceptable Deal is not reached. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP 186 ReTruths 684 Likes May 18, 2026 at 3:01 PM
A screenshot from the other place. Man O’ the people, Farage posting “My security team just found this journalist from The Guardian at my property. This is exactly why I need security. Completely unacceptable” And a pic of a journalist’s press pass. Remember. We mustn’t question or scrutinise the bloke who wants to be leader.
Michael Flatley looking bloodied and bruised in his movie, Blackbird.
Captain James T Kirk (William Shatner) in Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country. He’s taking a sip of Romulan Ale after General Chang, a Klingon (Christopher Plummer)has just stated that the Empire needs “breathing room”. The caption reads, Earth, Trump, 2026
Picture of a green bin with a note attached that reads, I HAVE FOUND A KEY IF YOU HAVE LOST ONE CALL AT 223
PM Starmer holds a telephone receiver to his ear. There is a red mug in front of him. He looks despondent.
That Masters of the Universe logo generator. It reads, I’m a locksmith and I’m a locksmith.
Fag-ash Farage looking… “cool” in shades and ill fitting suit, talking on a mobile phone. In front of him stands someone in dark trousers and a grey sweater. Nige looks tiny. Photo Sean Smith.
Some rich people looking at something on a stand. 47. The King and Queen and… a wraith?
A picture of my telly showing a commercial break on Paramount+ marred by a green screen.
The 47th president of the USA asleep at his desk, while a phalanx of ghouls watch on.
Several hundred thousand pounds of the guy mister? Nigel Farage doing his “man of the people” schtick. A pyrotechnic is sending sparks up into the air in front of him. Photograph: Murdo MacLeod/The Guardian
A shot of Prince. Or, Duane Dibbley
One of those hairless cats looking cross.
Jack Elam as Doctor Nikolas Van Helsing in The Cannonball Run.
Bob Grant and Reg Varney as Jack Harper and Stan Butler in On The Buses (1971)
A picture of No More Nails adhesive from Bostick.
A still from Logan’s Run. Looks like a fun party. Surely nothing bad is about to happen…
Michael Palin as the cured leper in Monty Python’s Life of Brian. The text says, that’s just what Jesus said sir.
Ben Stiller as Tony Wonder in Arrested Development.
Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social Has anything ever looked less holy than Donald and Melania Trump standing in a church?
Three skeets working brilliantly by getting progressively more urgent asking what’s she gonna look like with a chimney on her
Sir Anthony Hopkins, behind bars, as Dr Hannibal Lecter
A screenshot from the other place. A, surely soon to be convicted war criminal, Pete Hegseth tweeting, “Back to the Stone Age” Like the immature, insecure, socially awkward chap he is.
Richard Kiel as Jaws From the Bond movies
Terry Thomas being charming.
Captain Kirk sipping on some fine Romulan ale in Star Trek IV: The Undiscovered Contry. It’s the scene were the crew are having dinner with the Klingons only the text now reads, Earth, Trump 2026.
KATE BUSH SEBASTIAN COE BILLY CONNOLLY RONNIE CORBETT ANCIS DAYTON
DUn3 MORE SKIN ‘EADS IN SPACE
John Shuttleworth. Apologies, I don’t know who did the photo so, can’t post a credit.
Paul Weller, in a Sunspel pullover that looks suspiciously like a Star Trek TNG uniform.
A Royal Mail post box. Missing the front and with a tatty and ripped black bag over the top.
Michael Palin as the boring preacher in Monty Python’s The Life of Brian.
Michael Palin as the boring preacher in Monty Python’s The Life of Brian.
Dreadful Ai slop image posted by someone called William Brown in response to someone called Elon musk. We just want our country to be safe again, and look like the UK again... The invasion must end. A chippy, next to a butchers, next to a boozer
Headline from The Guardian Furious Trump signs global 10% duty after supreme court issues tariff blow.
Burgess Meredith in the Twilight Zone episode, Time Enough at Last. If you know, you know.
Andrew looking shocked in the back of a motor. Almost as if, he’s looking back on past events and realising things have caught up with him.
A white van on an East London street. Painted on the side of the van and the open back door, is a picture of a man dressed as a superhero, for some reason, holding lots of eggs. There is a URL (eggs.co.uk) and, underneath that, the words, “need eggs. Call eggs man”
A close up of the books. Focusing on one called “The Escape Artist”…