Friendly Neighborhood Murdercat

@shanzival.bsky.social

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Contributing to the spread of catpics online. Occasional bad takes on politics and whatnot and silly spelling mistakes. Definitely not some kind of cat. Probably. Maybe. Note: SFW account. Won't like/comment/repost NSFW, but some I follow might.

@dril tweet from Feb 15, 2017 "issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"
A bluesky blocklist labeled "Aligns with homophobes, transphobes, racists, (cut off)" The description is "Aligns with homophobes, transphobes, racists, misogynists, Nazis"
The incredibly soft and fluffy gray American Fold boy is lying down in a bathtub. He's looking up at the picture taker and clearly doesn't want a shower to be taken. The tub is definitely a bit dirty, but not horribly so. Hard water scaling is evident.
A snapshot of part of the Wikipedia article on the Sino-Vietnamese Conflict regarding the conflict's "Official name in the PRC" It lists both the simplified and traditional Chinese text for it, which I am unable to reproduce. It also gives what it says is the literal meaning of "Self-defensive counterattack against Vietnam" Considering that it was launched by China in response to Vietnam's continued occupation of Cambodia (and subsequent ending of Pol Pot's reign of terror), that is rather rich.
The handsome little orange and white cat is lying upon his side on the bed with a black body pillow behind him. He's currently looking up at the camera and is clearly expecting the pettings to commence like the adorable little passive-aggressive fuzzbutt he is.
The cute and very fluffy grey American Fold kitten is lying upon his side on the bathroom floor. His floofy tail is currently mid-flick, and he craves for a human foot from the person in the bathroom with him.
A bluesky poster justifying the claim that Biden is responsible for the Gazan Genocide with the following: "I’m going to go out on a limb and assume you aren’t as dumb as you pretend: Since we both know the United States President has the power to veto any Israeli policy, foreign or domestic, due to the purse strings the executive holds over this entire country, your question is offensive to my intellect"
A bluesky post reading "Any to the Left of The 'Democratic' Party looking to run for office: so long as you do know what you're doing out there, you can actually do a hell of a lot more good running as a Republican candidate than as any "Purity Dems" bullshit. Just something I'd like any of you to keep in mind. Thank you. "
An anonymous Bluesky poster posting "The vote blue no matter who folks really woke up today screaming, "But we didn't mean THAT blue!"
Netanyahu with one of his many "Iran is but moments away from a working bomb" posters during an appearance at the UN.
The cute and fluffy American Fold is sprawled out atop a bed, looking overwhelmed and exhausted without any feet to obsess over.
A young gray American Fold male cat is crouched on all fours atop a blue folding stepstool. They're in a bathroom that's just a touch dirty with litter pellets, and they're perplexed by the human in the bathtub, WITH WATER.
After receiving weapons and explosives from the SGC, O´Neill (Richard Dean Anderson) and Teal'c (Christopher Judge) make their way through the ship in "Nemesis" (Season 3, Episode 21). Both of them are using SPAS-12 shotguns, a preferred weapon against the Replicants.
A bluesky poster asserting that: "Greater harms would come later but the entire reason for being of the Biden Administration was to 1) prevent Trump from getting a second term and 2) punish him for the harm and corruption of the first one, and it was such a failure on that front that now this is happening"
A Bluesky poster saying "So true! I could be at brunch ignoring a genocide"
The album art for "Weird Al" Yankovic's In 3-D. The musician is emerging from a cartoonish wooden picture frame that's against an abstract background and mostly yellow banded floor
An unspecified Bluesky poster saying "setting aside that for the most part, not much has actually changed for the average voter for the last two decades. That view only makes sense if the president was elected by popular vote. Tell a blue voter in a red state how much impact their vote has under the electoral college."
The infamous ballot for the Austrian Anschluss referendum in 1938. A vote for Adolf Hitler's plan to absorb Austria has a big circle, while the vote against it has a much smaller circle off to the side.
The handsome little orange and white boy is now on his side with his right foreleg raised up and his head upside down, offering up his soft belly for attention. It is almost never a trap.
The handsome little orange and white boy is on his side upon the bed. He's half leaning against a forearm behind him and is strategically hiding the beans of his front left paw behind his thigh
"I cannot stand this weak-ass argument! He is the resistance leader! Confirm, nothing! Make them get all votes on everything! Hold alternative press conferences! Create aa agenda and publish it! Organize the talking points and get them out! - If your TV presence is as bad as his, find someone else!"
The handsome little orange boy is yawning wide while laying on his side upon the bed. A forearm and hand are currently visible, giving him scritches to his chest.
The large grumpy tortie and the handsome little orange boy are lying upon the bed. The orange boy is on his side with his head tucked in and most of his legs extended and crossed with each other. The large tortie is closer to a loaf with her front right up against the orange boy's head, possibly the cause for it being tucked in. She is quite the jerk at times.
The box art for release Fallout 76, showing the side profile of a T-45 power armor's helmet
The large and grumpy tortie lying on her side upon the bed. She is 'dead' in her pose and remains as such until poked or nudged, upon which point she pitifully mews for sustenance, being only moments from death by starvation.
A "Truth-O-Meter" detecting PANTS ON FIRE level of untruth.
The outlaw star spaceship with arms out. One hand has a giant pistol while the other is armed with something akin to a giant cleaver.
The handsome orange and white boy is curled up upon the bed, trying to ignore the camera aimed at him while he rests.
The handsome orange and white boy is dedicating his sole braincell to personal maintenance this morning as he kicks a forepaw. He's currently laying on his side upon the bed.
The cute gray American Curl kitten is all nice and fluffy soft as he rests on his haunches upon the bed. Purring can be assumed.
Sam Altman tweet: Tonight, we reached an agreement with the Department of War to deploy our models in their classified network. In all of our interactions, the DoW displayed a deep respect for safety and a desire to partner to achieve the best possible outcome. AI safety and wide distribution of benefits are the core of our mission. Two of our most important safety principles are prohibitions on domestic mass surveillance and human responsibility for the use of force, including for autonomous weapon systems. The DoW agrees with these principles, reflects them in law and policy, and we put them into our agreement. We also will build technical safeguards to ensure our models behave as they should, which the DoW also wanted. We will deploy FDEs to help with our models and to ensure their safety, we will deploy on cloud networks only. We are asking the DoW to offer these same terms to all AI companies, which in our opinion we think everyone should be willing to accept. We have expressed our strong desire to see things de-escalate away from legal and governmental actions and towards reasonable agreements. We remain committed to serve all of humanity as best we can. The world is a complicated, messy, and sometimes dangerous place.
A Mechbay screen featuring the unspeakable abomination is the UM-R29, an Urbanmech that's *fast*
All three cats are curled up together on the bed. The gray American Curl kitten is on the left, the large and grumpy old tortie is on the right, while the handsome orange boy is at the top
The handsome little orange and white boy is laying across a woman's shoulders with his forelegs dangling on either side of her left arm. He is quite satisfied with himself.
The handsome little orange and white boy is loafed atop the backrest of a chair, ambivalent about the world around him.
The cute grey American Curl kitten is laying on his side on the bed, looking at the camera from an upside-down viewpoint. The belly is exposed, and he's purring intently.
you: damn, it turns out the billionaire cabal who ran a sex trafficking ring and a child breeding program was also instrumental in pushing bitcoin, the manosphere, the alt-right, and ai propaganda guy with 14 emojis in display name: Relax. I believe this will be solved by voting in 2.7 years
The plot chart showing the poster surrounded by clusters labeled "Irreverent Internet Comedians", "Screenwriters and TV Writers", "Horror Film Enthusiasts", and "Progressing American Media & Analytists"
The handsome little orange and white boy is loafed atop the light blue soft comforter with the gray American Curl kitten right next to him. Both look very content and are looking at the camera with casual disinterest.
A screenshot of a bluesky poster saying "If you have read even a single history of fascism, you are already aware that one thing that its rude had in common in every case is an opposition party that refuses to intervene for fear of kind weak or putting the left into power"
The handsome little orange and white cat's head is sticking out from under a freshly laid bedsheet, having just finished being an amusing minor obstacle to the whole changing process.
The Gray American Curl kitten is laying upon the bed with his fluffy tail laid out behind him. He's currently kneading the comforter before him and purring loudly for his size.
The handsome orange and white cat and the gray American Curl kitten are sitting/laying on an open half of a piece of luggage. The orange and white boy has his back to the camera while the gray kitten is looking at the orange and white boy's tail, possibly contemplating mischief and mayhem.
The handsome little orange and white cat is curled up upon the top of a chair's backrest. There's a window curtain visible in the background along with the pillows on a bed. The cat looks very comfortable in that way that only cats can.
Another poster here on Bluesky demanding in response to a post about the supreme court: "Stares at why again couldn't we expand the courts again? Apparently presidents seem to only have all the power when they're of the red variety... weird." My response is: "Because there was no way they would get 50 votes in the senate." Their retort: "I'm sick of your excuses Please go bore someone else with your dipshit excuse"
The infamous (and still current) Catachan Jungle Fighters kit from Games Workshop's Warhammer 40K line, long regarded as some of the worst models in the setting
A cartoon where a "LGB Without the T" shirt wearing individuals is thanked by a polo-and-khakis wearing man for helping them get all the trans individuals outlawed (some of whom are behind the pair with handcuffs on" The LGB Without the T individual asks the man "So, who are we going after next?" The man just looks at them with a smile as they repeat "I said who's next?", then realization slowly starts to dawn on the rube that their previous 'alliance' means their fate was only delayed, not avoided.
An adorable little gray American Curl kitten reaching a forepaw up past the camera. He is slightly blurred from the movement.
The goose from Untitled Goose Game with a butter knife in its beak. The accompanying text says "peace was never an option" It's funny because geese are jerks.
The large and grumpy tortie looking at the camera from a cubby on a cat tree
The fluffy grey American Curl kitten showing off his belly. It is in fact as silky soft as it looks.
A card from the old Illuminati card game named "The First Thing We Do, Let's Kill All The Lawyers The card art shows lady justice pulling off her blindfold and gunning down a presumed layer in a brown suit. Their briefcase has been shot multiple times as well, and there are bundles of money and papers in the air around the presumed lawyer.
A very soft and fluffy gray tabby kitten is on his side, showing off his belly. The kitten has ears that show he's of the American Curl breed.
The interior of the White House during Truman's second term (Work started in 1948). Vehicles and construction equipment are present inside the empty shell of the exterior, which is being supported by scaffolding and bracing. The interior walls show their age of more than a century.
A cute little gray tabby with curved ears is lying splooted on a chair. The weight of being an energetic kitten has clearly worn the little fluffball out.
A screenshot from the Wikipedia article on David Strathairn showing him voicing a character named Milton Lynxley in the upcoming Zootopia 2 movie.
The handsome little orange and white boy is rising up from the floor of the bathroom, his attention off to the side as he prepares to assault something that can not be seen by sane eyes.
An artist's rendition of a saber-toothed tiger atop a cliff, snarling at something unseen.
A fortune cookie fortune that says "Your Success is Inevitable". The fortune is from Panda Express.