jackie

@sharkaccino.com

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sharg on da computer | mid-20s | she/her | 🔞 sometimes NSFW https://sharkaccino.com/

incident report from April 16, 2026 at 06:42 GMT: "We are investigating an incident with service in one of our reginos[sic]", following a description that simply reads "null"
screenshot of a discord message, posted by "Twi (False Prophet of Freakchat)": i cant wait to join your community server where im going to be immediatley pinged by two helper bots, one of which is shilling NFTs in its status, for my pronouns and sexuality and genitals and whether ive read the rules or not to solve the fucking hidden object puzzle so i can see all the channels, and get immediately pinged again by 15 users clicking the button that says "Twilight just shat her pants! Make sure to wave and say hi as many times as possible in a 3 day span!" and also some person posting a vaguely racist meme in offtopic becase you for some reason didnt set the default notification mode to only direct @, all so i can download an 8kb file from your fucking worthless piece of shit announcements channel seven messages up and then leave
screenshot of bluesky's "privacy" option to "discourage" apps from showing your account to logged-out users
James May from The Grand Tour saying "Does this mean he's not coming on, then?"
screenshot of bluesky's "experimental" option for showing replies as threaded
dude in a car gripping the steering wheel with the force of god