Sharkey 🦈

@sharkey.bsky.social

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Sharkey is a fictional character. Cautionary example that assholes might mistake for cool. Did not not invent the word "Metroidvania."

Futurama gif. Bender is getting a sack of loot and marching off while singing "I love stealin, I love taking things"
L from death note is perched on a chair like an autistic bird.
Aerial view of the bass pro shops pyramid
Closeup photo of a hand holding a jojo ass stone mask. A corgi is sacked out on the floor, obliviously
Screencap from wikipedia. A man in blue jeans has like, a shitload of colored hankies in his pockets.
Minecraft screenshot of a tardis interor. The time beamy thing from the console is doing blue purple pink
Picard on Risa, enjoying a book. Still oblivious to Riker's prank with the idol thing that says you're DTF
Ostensibly a screenshot of that Backrooms movie. The silhouette of some dorm in glasses and a giant coat is obscuring most of the screen. The address for a cameips site is visible as a giant watermark, as well as a smaller plain text overlay. This is absolute dogshit.
Another CoH screenshot. Inside Out Girl is having a chat with Ghost Widow.
Another City of Heroes, this time of The Mysterious Velmachine, her robot Scrappys, and frED-209.
CoH screenshot of the bio of "The Freaky Mister Funtimes." It reads: " Nobody ever thinks about the universe where David Bowie fell in a vat of chemicals and became a time travelling gangster clown. Except, apparently, for the Circle of Jerks, who speculated that in an infinite multiverse even that bizarrely specific thing must have happened somewhere. After a quick interdimensional field trip they recruited the even thinner, whiter duke into their increasingly goofy ranks."
Screenshot from City of Heroes. Three anthropomorphic lions in mecha flying suits are hovering against a city skyline. They're gold, silver, and bronze, respectively, but otherwise identical. That way you can use the same plastic molds to sell basically the same toy three times.
Entrance to a luridly purple and green supergroup base. A podium adorned with a comedy/tragedy banner is in the foreground, with a giant glowing book behind. A sign on the wall reads WELCOME TO THE JERK HOLE. A wolf is lying down and staring at the player.
The CEO of Earth hucking an emerald the size of a cow.
CEO of Earth and Eternal Intern chilling in donut themed inner tubes, drinking coconut drinks with umbrellas in them. A ruined city is half drowned in the background.
Screenshot from city of heroes. CEO of Earth is jump punching Nightstar in her stupid robot face while some mook is shooting at him with Kirby dots and missing
A gormless looking corgi on a leash in front of a partially restored old barn
A possum under the hood of a car doing a screm
City of Heroes screenshot of a character wearing a red white and blue star spangled leotard. He also has an eagle's head, wings and tallons, a halo, and is welding a gold and silver assault rifle with a bayonet. I don't remember making this guy.
Cover of the Bryan Adams single "(Everything I Do) I Do It For You" from the Robin Hood Prince of Thieves soundtrack
The rooster from the corn flakes box is harassing a pair of pink flamingo lawn ornaments
The CEO of earth reclining on an innertube that looks likes a frosted donut floating in a grimy looking canal. He is holding a tropical drink with an umbrella and a straw served in a coconut shell. His expression is grim. A blond woman, apparently Praetor Duncan, is treading water behind him.
Photo of a charismatic red and green rooster like something from a cereal box
City of Heroes screenshot of a character named Darth Underpants. Looks pretty much like what you'd expect.
Captain Herdlock. He has a cow head.
City of Heroes screenshot of an off-brand Captain Harlock named Captain Hardluck
Screenshot from City of Heroes of a flamboyant looking ninja with butterfly wings. The character description reads: "Ninjas are masters of stealth. They strike from the shadows and disappear without a trace. They do not dress like a pride parade float crashed into a rainbow factory. I need earplugs to look at you." Those were the last words my sensei ever said to me, right before he was mysteriously struck by a bolt of Barbie pink lightning. It doesn't matter who saw you if there are no survivors."