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🏳️‍🌈 • probably reading, or watching sports • 24 • they/them 🏒 nhl sjs, sea | pwhl sj, min, sea ⚾️ sf firebells & giants 📍east bay https://sharks-puck.carrd.co/

screenshot of citizen’s new halcyon blues album, with the first track ‘good fortune’ playing.

oracle park infield from right center stands

text message from puck’s dad: “can i sacrifice four old tennis balls to the walker gods?”

giant costco skeleton

the great dane puppy cast to play scooby-doo in the upcoming series scooby-doo origins

from @sharks_puck on a different website: “you can’t use a religion that preaches love and acceptance of all people as an excuse to not wear a piece of clothing that signifies love and acceptance for all people.”

puck’s 2026 reading goals. they’ve read 144 books this year, which is 100 percent of their 144 book goal for 2026. they’ve read 55,223 pages, which is 74 percent of their 75,000 page goal for 2026. they’re ahead by 21,730 pages

weather app that shows it is 86 degrees Fahrenheit but feels like 96 with no precipitation expected for 60 minutes

text reading “someone said the san jose pwhl is kraft mac and cheese colors and i can’t unsee it”

a fox-like puppet being held in a way that has it sitting up straight but slouched so that it’s head is pulled into the body with its tail straight up. top text ‘a heem heem’ bottom text ‘whimper’. it is an approximation of anxiety

photo of a screen with a graphic of a windows pop up with a header that reads ‘homebound’ with body text ‘order now’ next to a pixel graphic of a two layer cake with pink icing. underneath the body text is a button that says yes

a very tired looking black lab with a greying muzzle laying on an off-white fuzzy blanket

a light grey cockatiel with a yellow face and orange cheeks sitting on the back of a wooden chair, looking to the left

picture from a sewing for dummies book of a arizona coyotes kachina sweater made into a throw pillow with a caption that reads “no sports jerseys or shirts of any kind have been harmed in the making of this project because cutting isn’t required! see how in chapter 6.”

photo of the van@sjs score bug reading van 2 shots 22 sjs 2 shots 22 2nd 2:23. also features asky

chad kroger holding up a framed photo of colin graf (a photoshop of a still from the photograph nickleback music video)

the oscar meyer weiner mobile in a parking lot outside a building

sj sharkie standing in front of the golden gate bridge with a rainbow to his right with top text in comic sans that reads “i wanna die”

sad looking shark swiming in the ocean with bottom text “sad shark noises”

drawing of a yellow emoji guy smiling wide with two hands detached from it showing two thumbs up with an overlay to the upper right of a lower opacity similar yellow emoji guy, also smiling wide, but crying and looking distressed holding one thumbs up.

chad kroger holding up a framed picture of collin graf

storygraph screenshot of a tag called “want” that has 328 titles in it

young dallas stars tyler seguin screaming at his gloved hand in anguish and/or surprise (potentially after being slashed)

picture of the left side of a tv screen showing the title of a program called “sounds of celebrini”

image of a black and white husky distorted to make it look funky , with an orange filter overlaid , and the bottom text “happiness noise”

screenshot from twitter of a post from the sharks that reads “hockey is for EVERYONE. 🫶 Alex wennberg and tyler toffoli were behind the bench for our fourth annual pride scrimmage between the team teal front office, team trans, and the sf earthquakes lgbtq+ team” with a video of toff and wennberg talking also included in the post.

picture of the hulu app, on the sports tab, under the nhl category: the arizona coyotes

screenshot of an instagram post from nbcolympics and nbcsports showcasing team poland’s plushie mascot: a large pierog with a smiley face. text in green reads „team poland’s pierogi mascot is iconic” with the salute emoji and an arrow pointing to the plushie

sharkie on the ice with his sharks win flag

sharkie wearing a firefighter uniform

ice for stars at sharks at sap center from the upper bowl

sharks free give away for a game: zamboni plushie dressed as an ambulance

san jose sharks january schedule
saturday 3: tbl (home, 3-7 loss)
tuesday 6: cbj (home, 5-2 win)
wednesday 7: lak (away)
saturday 10: dal (home)
sunday 11: vgk (home)
thursday 15: wsh (away)
friday 16: det (away)
monday 19: fla (away)
tuesday 20: tbl (away)
friday 23: nyr (home)
tuesday 27: van (away)
thursday 29: edm (away)
saturday 31: cgy (away)

upper deck cards of laura stacey and marie-philip poulin

screenshot of the libby app, with the most recent loan being mary pope osborne’s magic tree house: vacation under the volcano

a grey shark plushie

sharks zamboni plushie dressed as a fire ladder truck. he has a cute smile and a little light bar

a knit christmas with three coyotes (one has a santa hat, another with an elf hat, and a third with green antlers) standing on snow (white block at the bottom quarter of the body panel) with a large gold crescent moon behind them as well as a shooting star on a dark blue background with white stitching in a diamond pattern . above that, there’s green trees behind white reindeer below green and white poinsettas. it’s kinda funky looking, but in a fashionable christmas way

lego shark costume mini figure keychain

sharks on the ice post win

sap center jumbotron showing out of town scores. this one for the colorado avalanche (2) and the seattle mamoth (2) (it should say kraken). they’re still in the second period

opening face off of a cgy @ sjs game

outside of sap center

picture of a computer screen showing a UPS webpage. the inbound packages cell is the focus, which says that there’s 17 packages expected for today, december 9th, and 9 expected tomorrow the 10th

chocolate white chocolate chip cookies on a cooling rack

screenshot from spotify wrapped
biggest alternative rock day: january 9, 2025
listening report for puck
the day you let “second chance” orbit your world for 14 hours straight.
from late evening well into the next morning, “sepcnd chance” by shinedown spun on repeat — 239 times in a row, with barely a break. afternoon brought a brief detour through thrice, citizen, and of monsters and men, but alternative rock held the floor from dusk to daylight. 879 minutes, 239 plays, 10 artists — your most genre-loyal day of the year.
file under: post-grunge tunnel, one-track orbit.

the graphic is purple and shaped like a manila filing cabinet folder, with the tab on the right, with the text in a white box within the graphic. at the bottom, there’s another folder with curved black and purple stripes, and the tab on the left

screenshot from spotify wrapped for top song , which was shinedown’s second chance, which puck listened to 270 times. there’s a picture of the shinedown the sound of madness standard album cover in front of some purple and white vertical lines and some white squiggles on a black background

notification from the nhl app for the utah at san jose game that says “final: uta 2 @ sjs 6. tap to get the story, stats & highlights.”

blond lab with very sad eyes sitting jn frooof a person (puck) wearing light wash blue skinny jeans and converse

black lab laying on a hardwood floor near a bar chair. he’s got a plaid bandanna onwith the word turkey printed on it, with a picture of a turkey and his muzzle is greying

16 hand made pierogis on a floured sheet of plastic wrap. they’re all a bit odd looking

screenshot from the nhl app showing the nhl division standings for the pacific division. it is a table, with the headers: games played, wins, losses, over time losses, points, points percentage, and regulation wins. there’s a little triangle on the sharks row to mark it as „favorite team”
row placement signifies team ranking in the division, based on points.
1. anaheim - 13, 9, 3, 1, 19, .731, 7
2. seattle - 14, 7, 3, 4, 18, .643, 4
3. vegas - 13, 7, 3, 3, 17, .645, 6
4. san jose - 16, 7, 6, 3, 17, .531, 4
5. edmonton - 15, 6, 5, 4, 16, .533, 4
6. los angeles - 15, 6, 5, 4, 16, .533, 3
7. vancouver - 16, 8, 8, 0, 16, .500, 4
8. calgary - 16, 4, 10, 2, 10, .312, 3

the blond lab from the previous post, but now on his back with his front paws tucked to his chest and a turtle stuffie near his muzzle. there’s two brown and tan plaid blankets on top of tan carpet as well as two sets of crossed legs in denim jeans, one wearing nike runners and another wearing black and white converse. also in the room is an entertainment center with a tv on top, and two dog beds, on in front, one to the left.

a male blond lab with a large head and ears pulled back and a blue and white stars bandana

the storygraph graphic for puck’s october 2025 reading wrap-up. they read 35 books, for a total of 10,815 pages, with a. average rating of 3.83 stars. highest rated reads included becky chamber’s the long way to a small angry planet, eileen garvin’s the music of bees, and maggie stiefvater’s the scorpio races. the average book length was 330 pages, and the average time to finish was 14 days. a pie chart says 86% of the books were fiction, the other 14% were non fiction. a bar graph shows the breakdown of the top 5 genres, which were lgbtqia+ (13), fantasy (13), young adult (9), horror (9), and classics (6). there’s a line chart that shows how many pages were read each day, and another pie chart that shows 80% of the books read were print, and the other 20% were digital.

close up blurry pic of a white cat with blush photoshopped on. top text reads “brb gonna go” bottom text reads “bash my head into a wall”

grey and white cockatiel on a couch pillow looking intently at a small bowl of pretzel sticks

from the sharks post game live feed following the sharks first 25-26 season win, a picture of a fake new york post article titled „boooo shirts” with the sub heading „rangers in danger, shark chum at madison square garden” with an image of a shark chomping on a sign that reads „home on the range”

blurry photo of a cute white cat with dark eyes and blush photoshopped on with top text „brb gonna go” and bottom text „bash my head into a wall”