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Cat dad north of Hadrian’s Wall. Hillwalker. Probably “woke”. Sometime korfballer. Music, food and travel. And history and architecture. #NUFC North-eastern England. Like Reform? Passionate about flags? You’re going to hate me.

The Two Ronnies and their Four Candles sketch
David Brent.
Ryan Coogan • Follow 15h • O ... X Love to see champagne socialism at its finest. Accelerating the Tory mandate of ruining our country, and then posh drinking and laughing at people who fell for their own incompetence. Whilst the rest of the socialists are regurgitated into new roles to find a new formula for polish. And we the taxpayers pay for it..... all.
17:44 100• < Back supporters hope and pride, and led a team whose style, spirit and passion captured the imagination of football fans around the world. He was so much more than an Entertainer. Above all that, Kevin forged an extraordinary bond with Newcastle, built on the roots of his father, Joe. He understood our people. He embraced the North East with a passion that was genuine and unwavering, and in return, he earned his rightful place in the hearts of millions. Kevin's impact will not be measured by appearances or results. It will live on in the memories he created with club and country, the dreams he inspired wherever he went, and the generations of supporters around the world who fell in love with football because of him. At this profoundly sad time, we send our love and deepest sympathy to Kevin's wife Jean, his family, friends and all who had the privilege of knowing and working alongside him.
Monty Python Four Yorkshiremen Sketch.
NO, THAT SORT OF THING WOUL ON'T INTEREST ME AT ALL (Are you right there Father Ted?)
Nigella Lawson Bluesky Post saying “Hope is the Worst”
NUFC 2025 League Cup Winners parade
The Anakin Padme meme.
Sea birds on a rock
It’s shite being Scottish.
Football boot with a hole in it.
Cat under parasol
Teesdale
Badenoch purges would-be MPs who back net zero Conservative leader says she wants teachers and builders as her election candidates, not failed politicians following old policies • • 2730 # Gift this article free G Add us as preferred source Kemi Badenoch says she is building a 'party for the future" Heathcliff O'Malley for the Telegraph C
In 2022 Katherine Birbalsingh invited Jordan Peterson to the Michaela Community School
Nigel Farage just called a by-election in Clacton so that the People can take on the Rotten Establishment and take back their country. This is 4D chess.
18m ago 15.40 BST Farage says Reform UK has offered to cover cost of Clacton byelection Nigel Farage says Reform UK has offered to pay for the cost of the Clacton byelection. 41 I have spoken to the CEO of Tendring District Council. Reform has offered to cover the cost of the by-election. I will be writing to Rachel Reeves later today with the same message. Given that we asked for this by-election in the first place, it's only right that we pay for it.
El Risitas
Dan Burn on Blyth Pier
D’ye ken Tubby Brewster, the wee Geordie Lad, the best centre forward the Morpeth’s ever had.
(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) I'M SO, SO, SORRY. Father Jack
High Force waterfall
Bird with black head and black and white plumage
Stephen Pollard Is there anything more pathetic than a Bluesky user? The progressive version of Twitter offers a world of vicious, sneering odium that only tho see themselves as kinder humans dish out
Upper Teesdale.
Liverpool fans getting all excited about a player they haven’t signed.
Bad prose
Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social • 1h → Replied to Jack Harrison Not sure you can make that argument given Coventry is in Birmingham, was bombed, and did...that... 1 2 • 4 口》…
Arch made of wool from Teesdale
Shit arch
Stormy Northumbrian skies
Blitzortung extract
Two cats at the water fountain.
Did the quiz you’re all doing and this is what I came out with.
Weather map showing enhanced risk of thunderstorms/tornadoes
A fan and a cat.
A flaked out cat next to a water fountain
Mrs Doyle from Fr Ted saying “Maybe I Like the Misery”
Raised garden planter.
Still from Fr Ted, Series 3, Episode 1: “Are you right there Father Ted?”
The Zulu meme, updated to reflect the fact that every middle aged man you know will have to have their two pence worth.
Timber garden planter awaiting being filled with soil and ultimately plants.
Two mischievous cats
A timber planter under construction
Layer of sharp sand with cat paw prints
A post by a supporter of Raise the Colours with a Union Jack fist crushing a dinghy of migrants.
1 Back to feed Q Search the web Constituency polls have given the Greater Manchester mayor between a three- and 12-percentage point lead over Reform. While the "Burnham bounce" is real, the result may be decided by another party entirely: the rightwing Restore Britain. Rupert Lowe's hardline party, which calls for the death penalty and mass deportations, is predicted to win about 7% of the vote in what would be an astonishing result for an outfit that launched only four months ago. It would also be enough to stand in the way of Reform. "If Restore weren't around Reform would walk it," says Darren, the Reform-supporting owner of the Triangle snooker club, where Farage hosted a party event last week. Darren, who declines to give his surname for fear of losing customers, says Labour has "hammered" the ground war but the split among the rightwing vote is likely to prove decisive: "Restore will take those votes that will push it Andy Burnham's way. On the streets and on social media, the energy appears to be going in two directions: to Burnham and Restore. A Guardian analysis shows Restore has bought more Facebook and Instagram advertising on Makerfield than any other party - and more than double the number of Reform. Outside the Triangle club in Stubshaw Cross, Reform's open-top battlebus, plastered with
B SPORT Ireland > Scores & Fixtures | Tables E Menu Irish cricket stadium 'on track' for World Cup JO. INPHO/MORGAN TREACY Ireland all-rounder Curtis Campher, second from the right, was among those present at the turning of the sod ceremony
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A curlew that doesn’t know what social media even is.
A garden planter.
A cat surveys an area of lawn which has been dug up
A cunt.
Tuxedo cat being groomed by some sort of tabby/tortoiseshell/Burmese mix (we’re not really sure what Poppy is).