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@shart.cloud

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Cloud Security Personality Hire. Only You Can Prevent Autistic Burnout. 🚬🐻 (any/all)

GCIH Certification Exam results (92% score but I'm contesting those 8 points!~!!)
Jared standing in front of the world’s worst projector. Talk slides: we have CSPM at home using DuckDB and open source tools to validate your cloud security posture.
A camper van on fb marketplace 1994 black Nissan homy
A remote crane operator controls a magic wand from afar
Judgmental volturi stares at a naked gnome
Bruce banner he say that’s my secret my projects are always red bc all my project updates are red 🎈
Intro to the tidyverse google result
A letter to the president: I know you ain’t out here pardoning your son and haven’t done DICK about these student loans GET TO WORK BRUH
Spider-Man smoking (looking so cool) and offering you a smoke (you could look this cool too)
Facebook marketplace screen shot of a nasa water rescue pod
Canva Logo for AWS IDMSv1 showing a man surfing. The text underneath says “SSRFs Up! EST. 2012”
Man on hamburger phone
Vintage Alf Phone w/ box eBay nearly 300 dollars