Jack, Shattered

@shatteredjack.bsky.social

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Hyper-specific Oddball, Mechanistic Killjoy. Stirr-er of Pots and Speaker of Heresies. Ancient and Justified. Allegedly Pedantic.

Black cat nibbling on finger
Scene from Time Bandits: Man with tusks and horn growing out of his head, wrapped in clear plastic, says 'Slugs...'
Page Not Found No page! How did that happen? We are indeed an ass-head, and a coxcomb, and a knave, a thin-faced knave, a gull!
Fake album cover featuring Jeannie. Titled: MamaSand, Ain't Dead Yet.
Anduril, Flame of the West, forged by Telchar
Tucker Carlson is a sad boy
The Last Unicorn Meme: "Have a Taco"
Stannis Baratheon: "Pray Harder"
Ron Swanson Quote: "Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing."
Cat in a wizard hat: "Woosh, You have my love and support"
You are the protagonist in a dystopian apocalyptic horror movie so act like it
Newspaper clipping, reads: Friday, Aug 9, 1985 Salem, Oregon Naked Witches Police say about 150 nude women fondled each other and joined in a ceremony involving the display of symbols associated with satanism at a state park, but no laws were broken.
Possum sitting at desk: "How is everyone doing?" "I'll go first, I'm doing bad."
Video clip of shoes walking in snow. Additional 'MRRRP' commentary by random cat that wanted to be involved.
AI Overview +5 The query "HP Lovecraft 1600" likely refers to either a large-format printer (the HP DesignJet T1600) or a massive collection of H.P. Lovecraft's writings, often bundled in books around 1600 pages, rather than a direct historical link to the 17th century, though Lovecraft's stories sometimes feature ancient, dark themes.
Scene from Disney's Robin Hood movie where Robin steals a bag of gold from Prince John.
Three cats, appearing to take a selfie photo at night with the Eiffel Tower behind them.
VLC traffic cone with/without santa hat
Scene from Rosencrans & Guildenstern are Dead "Is that what people want?" "It's what we do."
Drawing of hypothetical knuckle tattoos, c-o-d-e and d-a-t-a
"This user has completed Too Many Tasks and has been temporarily replaced by a potato"
Scheduled activity at library: "Have you ever wanted to be a giant monster that destroys a whole city? This is your chance! Build a large city with your friends, learn about giant monsters called kaiju and then become a kaiju to destroy the city." Age Limit: Grades 1-4
When you think spooktober is over but Nov 1 is the Day of the Dead Skeleton in mexican hat: "I'm back motherfuckers"
Top Text War on Drugs Bottom Text: Dune Fremen "War, on Drugs!"
Comic of Wolf-headed person. "It's going to get weird." "I'm going to make this weird."
Meme from the movie 'The Untouchables' Bottom text: That's the Chicago way
MCU Meme Upper Text: "If you cast 'speak with plants' and 'speak with dead', you should be able to to talk to furniture" Lower Text: "He's out of line, but he's right"
Beginning of a 7-on-7 joust.
Actor Youssef Kerkour playing 'Crane d'Acier'
Lyonel Baratheon beside his horse.
Mounted knight with horned helm and shield arms of House Baratheon
Woman in a peasant dress, on a misty road in the dark forests of Poland, standing with her arms out and face turned to the sky.
Aforementioned House, and Mouse.
Hat list, including mouse ears
Drawing of a duck face "You've been ducked"
Venn diagram: Your Rights, My Rights. The intersection is 'Laws and Shit'
Horse wearing an Elmer's glue hat
Cat with a kitten statue on the roof of the castle of Château de Pierrefonds, France.
Godzilla(1978 Cartoon) roaring
NO: Foreplay with a Witch YES: Pre-heating the Coven
"Sleeping is nice because you're not actually dead and you're not awake. So, its a win-win situation." "It's like being dead without the commitment." "An open relationship with death." "Death with benefits."
"Microdosing a European vacation by walking 23000 steps in shoes that aren't really meant for it and then eating a piece of cheese outdoors."
Caption is "Sluttiest thing a man can do is open both doors of helms deep" Image is Aragorn doing that.
Gandalf and Balrog at the bridge of Khazad-dum
In Old French, 'Marche' literally means 'border' or 'edge'.
Google Translate claims that Eggnog is described in French as 'Chicken Milk'.
Raccoon with a knife and bow in its fur caption "Cute, But Feral"
Ten of Swords Tarot card. Woman is doom-scrolling on her phone. Caption "Everything is Fine".
Sickos YES meme
'Friday Night Videos' title screen
Tux Cat face-up on a couch cushion, lounging hard.
Robert Prevost, at the 2005 world series, on a cell phone call. The Astros lost.
"They literally picked the guy best equipped to tell Vance to fuck off to his face, in English. I warned there would be consequences for the White House's blasphemy."
To whom with stern regard thus Gabriel spake. "Why hast thou, Satan, broke the bounds prescrib'd To thy transgressions, and disturbd the charge Of others, who approve not to transgress By thy example, but have power and right To question thy bold entrance on this place; Imploi'd it seems to violate sleep, and those Whose dwelling God hath planted here in bliss?"" To whom thus Satan with contemptuous brow. "Gabriel, thou hadst in Heav'n th' esteem of wise, And such I held thee; but this question askt Puts me in doubt. Lives ther who loves his pain? Who would not, finding way, break loose from Hell, Though thither doomd?"
"There's a reason you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state. The other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people."
Cartoon Potato labeled 'Am Potat'
John Green apparently does not merit a blue check.