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4 panel comic. panel 1: newscasters at st. peter's basilica. "were just outside the vatican where the cardinals are deciding who will be the new pope. panel 2: "and for the duration of the conclave, they will not be allowed to go on their phones". cardinals look pissed. panel 3: the cardinals are looking sus, maybe they're silently planning something. panel 4: "wow!! that was the fastest conclave in recorded history... we have a new pope!" the pope with arms extended, has hitler hair/mustache.
sexy goth chick wit a weird head
nigga
an 8 panel comic strip. panel 1: title "CHUCK" + a plane landing on a winter day. panel 2: a man in a winter coat and hat descends from the plane. the scarf around his face blows in the wind. panel 3: before leaving the terminal he has several beers at the bar. he has a mustache. panel 4: he gets picked up in a car while pulling a suitcase. the car's license plate reads "8A8800". the driver is seen only in silhouette. panel 5: he sees a dilapidated dog house outside the car window. panel 6: he gets out at a house and enters alone. snow continues to fall. panel 7: inside the house he opens the sauircase. there is a blue sport coat on the coat rack and a portrait of beethoven on the wall. the man looks like charlie brown but grown up. panel 8: he is about to enter the door with a football. grown up linus stands over lucy. he is dressed as a priest. she is in bed with oxygen tubes in her nose. everyone's eyes are closed.
a 4 panel comic. panel 1: the krusty krab, it's pink though, and the sign says "krab-phora". panel 2: mr. krabs, but he's a sexy fat lady with big ass big titties. his speech balloon says "spongeberta me lass, planktonette is stealing me krusty koncealer secret formula. panel 3: spongebob and squidward. oh but they're lookin like sexy chicks too. squidwilma got the bodycon dress and the niki minaj wig and looks like she dgaf. spongeberta looks scared of course and has no chill smh bitch be calm. anyways. panel 4: plankton, buck ass naked, is running away holding a huge tube of makeup. but she's a girl too so she got one big ass boob on the front of her body. this comic also obviously performed really well on twitter