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@shaxbert.bsky.social

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Gentleman pervert. My art is frequently NSFW, sometimes NSFLife. He/Him.

Wanna go watch some fuckin' slop? Alamo got you covered
Premium Bandai USA is pleased to announce: T-WEEK HAS BEGUN
A bootleg T-shirt design featuring Mickey Mouse, Goofy and Donald Duck in 90s-era black streetwear on the streets of New York, beneath a large header that reads " CHILLIN OUT".
FUCK OUTTA HERE, PORKER LEWIS. Sonic the Hegehog kicks technical whiz Porker Lewis the hell out of the Freedom Team on the cover of Sonic the Comic #76
Lucy the Cat is curled up in the bed with me for an after-work nap, purrin' it up and gettin' hella petted
Repost to piss off a Weegie
Today BBTS assumes, based on my order history including a number of Mega Man model and action figures, that I'd be interested in the new grande-scale (2x) kit of Mega Man 11, and that's basically a direct hit
USAGunsamStore suggests, based on my previous orders, - An Action Base figure display stand (good to have, OK) - A bottle of lacquer paint thinner (sure, always need that) - a box of tissues- oh, come on now
Due to my purchases of the Kotobukiya Bishoujo Darkstalkers Lilith and Morrigan figures from their site, BigBadToyStore.com believes I will be interested in preordering the latest in the line: a fucken Furby gijinka. They are, sadly, mistaken
Noticed my apps were in different locations on my list than usual, which is usually a sign that Android's latest update has installed some bullshit screamy-man games on the phone in the latest update that I have to uninstall, but no, it's just straight up putting ads in the list now. Somehow, I prefer the ficking bullshit game installs!
The cover of Electronic Arts' DeluxePaint II (1987) software manual, showing the distinctive King Tut golden death-mask image that appeared on the box art for most of its revisions. The MS-DOS release of DeluxePaint II Enhanced (c. 1990) was the first digital imaging software I ever used.
NOOOOOOOO SPRIIIIIIINGS! HEH HEH HEH *bwoo-woop*
Disney's The Art of Animation: From Mickey Mouse to Beauty and the Beast (Bob Thomas, 1991). The front cover of the hardcover book features a large plastic lenticular panel that simulates animation depending on the viewing angle.
Lucy the Cat, who's been alone in the house for the last few days, is curled up at the foot of the couch as I catch up on YouTube videos and drift in and out of consciousness
An emailed receipt from my ride to the airport this morning. The subject line is "Your ride with Jesus on June 21", with "Thanks for riding with Jesus!" as the brief summary.
An excerpt from Chapter 8 of Nadia Oxford's "From Pixels To Prose: What Video Games Taught Me About Storytelling," covering the advent of the erotic fanfiction community that sprung up in the wake of Undertale's release. In relevant part: "I remember scrolling through Tumblr in its glory years and seeing pictures of things like naked, greased-up werewolves fighting over a piece of pizza while searching for Phoenix Wright fanart. And one day I realized I no longer batted an eye at most titillating monster fanart. It's not as if I'd say "no" to a werewolf, it's just that admitting as much is as vanilla as declaring you're a fan of drug store pulp novels. These days, nobody is a freak just because they want to boff a ghost or a Dracula. But Sans? Sans is a skeleton How...does a skeleton?..."
The Act III shirt: a well-worn dark gray T-shirt featuring Hyper Roll from MvC2 (drawn by Ian Dimas)
A can of Light's Last Lager, brewed by local outfit Jackalope Brewing
A sticker on a pole outside the venue depicting the Protoverse's Proto Man wearing a trans flag poncho
A rare selfie. I'm wearing a burgundy T-shirt featuring Guts Man (drawn by Ian Dimas) under an open green-and-white-checked J.Crew shirt, a pair of dark blue Levi's 505s that are now a couple inches too big in the waist and too long in the inseam, and a pair of black Converse low-top sneakers
Welcome to Nashville
Kotobukiya's Megami Device PUNIā­MOFU Yuki Tu model kit, assembled and custom painted.
A panel from the infamous Tails Gets Trolled webcomic. Sonic the Hedgehog is quite angry. I've edited his speech balloon to read "I'm so mad. im gonna DRAW SOME DAZZLINGS SMUT so i wont be so mad"
The SuperStation One from Retro Remake (with SuperDock), sitting on top of its PS1-style box, waiting to get hooked up and loaded down
All the Smurfs are siblings so even if you're not straight you can't ship them
Debora Briscoletti (Dragon Quest V), one of the potential brides for the main character. A spoiled rich girl and absolute evil queen, of course I would stan
Another HORRIBLE TIME short depicting five Bill Blasters firing five Bullet Bills.
A screenshot of my BlueSky profile depicting the header which, thanks to this site's impenetrable header resizing parameters, has been truncated to read "HORRIBLE TIMI."
A set of Loop Experience 2 earplugs in blue with gold trim. Seemed appropriately Mega Man-ish!
According to the no-doubt-infallible computations of the 100-question quiz at amiunc.com, I have a 12:88 unc-to-youth ratio, which tells me these questions need some serious calibration
Penny from Inspector Gadget (1983)
Stop-motiom clay figures of He-Man and Skeletor play tug-of-war with a clay figure of Teela in a jaunty little musical feature in the Alamo preroll for Masters of the Universe (2026)
Quiere Taco Bell
On October 16, 2012, BigJB21 took to the DeviantArt comments to let the world know that "god i wish that were me"
Kotobukiya Puniā­Mofu Kuro Mao, posed on my dining room table shortly after original assembly. She's currently broken back down into pieces and awaiting painting along with her teammate, rabbit girl Tu
Puniā­Mofu Yuki Tu's thighs, with the clear blue separator parts installed
The cover of Mastodons: The First Encounter, showing (clockwise from top) Tangler, Crusher, Blazer and leader Musclehead, dynamically posed in front of a glowing portal in a bricktex.bmp wall
My current MiSTer in a wood-grain-and-brushed-aluminum case I got from an Etsy dealer, sitting atop a wood-grain-and-brushes-aluminum Sony KV-1365 CRT television set.
Some genius girlpla pervert in the Megami Device subreddit has sanded down the mid-thigh joint on a Puni Mofu kit to produce a skindentation-like effect where thhe stocking-like bottom half of the joint meets the skin above it. Obvious in retrospect! Now I'm dyin' to try it out
My copy of "From Pixels to Prose: What Video Games Taught Me About Storytelling," by Nadia Oxford (Axe of the Blood God, Retronauts), arrived today!
A Midea 50-pint portable dehumidification unit, sitting atop its condensate collection bucket, keeping the relative humidity in my concrete-encased basement office at a tolerable 50%~55% during the sudden onset of The Hot and Sticky Time
A yellow T-Shirt with "North Carolina" printed on the front, in the off-kilter red serif letters of the Bojangle's brand font
Seated at the Raleigh Improv; another beta cuck with a hot girl friend to watch two guys rip apart the place I ordered breakfast from this morning
Peeka and Lahla's sprite from the Japanese version of Paper Mario: the Thousand-Year Door, in which they're wearing Playboy-style bunny ears