Steve Hayman 🇨🇦

@shayman.bsky.social

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That guy who was @shayman on that other thing; former musical dictator, Argonotes, the Until Recently Toronto Argonauts Band of the #CFL. Recently retired from that big fruit company. Photo above is the launch of Apollo XI. (I have a better camera now.)

Text message from Freedom Mobile that starts off with "Welcome to United States of America!"
A snippet of a webpage where I'm trying to unsubscribe from mailing list and one of the choices that I have highlighted is"I never signed up for this mailing list"
A poster labeling parts of the eye.
Me with my stylish “Moon Shot 1969 - I was There” t-shirt
CFL on TSN commercial, in which a truck full of TSN personalities arrives at Skydome narrowly missing the band
Me and a Zenith MiniSport laptop
Me, staring at a NeXT magneto-optical disk, a cartridge from the early days of the NeXT computer
A box of Fuji Film LT-1 2 inch floppy disks, stating that it’s the Official Floppy Disk of World Cup 1990
me with a 2” floppy and an entire box of Fuji Film LT-1 2” floppies
Ad for “Three-Finger Gloves”, showing someone sorting out screws wearing gloves where the tips of the thumb, index and middle fingers have been removed for, I guess, greater dexterity
The Oakville Wind Orchestra performing under a gazebo
Poster advertising Free Tech Help for Seniors once a month at the Oakville Place mall
Cover of a book 'Pyramid Numbers', explaining a technique for mentally squaring numbers.
Me, in front of a Japanese-language poster labelled "WebObjects 5" and showing the date of June 28, 2001.
a view of the football field, with a tower crane rising behind the end zone. a sign with an "A" is hung half way up the crane
Me, holding a plastic knife and a plastic spoon at the football stadium
Cathy and me in the second row of an Argo's red blacks game in Ottawa
A web form for unsubscribing from a mailing list.
Steve Jobs in front of a slide touting that Apple products will now be sold at Sears
Intro to the WWDC ’99 keynote, a “Program Starts Soon” standby screen from the DVD
a 1999 Speaker badge from the Apple Worldwide Developers Conference
Argos football team runs onto the field in Guelph
A low quality ad in the middle of Apple News, showing a grizzled old guy with a message saying "If you receive CPP in Ontario, you should see this"
Score from the IIHF Mens World Championship, showing Canada 4, USA 0.
Cover of the book, "Steve Jobs in Exile"
A display of diseased potatoes mounted in the wall, each in a little coffin
A black hearse mounted on a pole, painted with a sign that says, "we sell used body parts"
A clip from Quartiles, where I attempt to play "bra" followed by "ng" to make the word "brang", and the game replies "not in word list."
View from TSN TV of a football game between Toronto and Hamilton; high camera angle showing much of the field, but the camera view is covered in raindrops
a video from the Apple Developer Conference of 2001, in which I say "Hello to all the people watching the DVD in the future. Hello, people in the future! with the flying cars!"
Cover of the book 'Steve Jobs in Exile - The untold story of NeXT and the Remaking of an American Visionary'
An ad for Argos single game tickets, showing teams, logos and dates, with the incorrect listing of a game vs the University of Guelph Gryphons.
A table of leaders of Canadian political parties, showing how each did in their own riding, from Mark Carney with 44,980 votes, through Anna Di Carlo with 110
A table of leaders of Canadian political parties, showing how each did in their own riding, from Mark Carney with 44,980 votes, through Anna Di Carlo with 110
A yellow elections Canada sign outside of a polling place, Saying "VOTE"
Me holding A packet of what looks like fish eggs but which is actually a desiccant
A bag of Crispy Salmon Skin Chips, held up against the skyline of Aomori, Japan
A view of a small group of islands outside Busan, South Korea. A cargo ship is passing by. There are either five or six islands, depending on the level of the tide.
Inside a Dunkin' Donuts, I'm holding a half eaten shrimp fishcake croquette.
The famous "Atom Bomb Dome" in Hiroshima.
A beautiful gold-embossed temple surrounded by water.
An airport scene where a moving walkway is all boarded up, with a TV monitor above it still showing how to hold handrail
A time-lapse movie of a wedding taking place outside eight floors below a hotel room, next to a pool.
Sign on the door of the mens room saying "Everyone who identifies as a man and/or non-binary person may use this space."
A small folding canvas chair hung on hooks on the wall.
A coffee shop with a cappuccino on the counter; "Disney Wish" is printed on the foam.
Announcement from the shop app that a mandatory lifeboat drill will happen at 3:20
Berg CANADA 32 ICEBERGS ARE MELTED AND BOTTLED UNDER STRICT QUALITY CONDITIONS IN ORDER TO PRESERVE THE WATER'S NATURAL QUALITIES
The view from our cruise ship balcony of my feet and Road Town in Tortola, British Virgin Islands
Next to the bed, a unit with Four power outlets. And three USB-A and one USB-C.
A bottle of white wine, labeled "Crappy Wine". Also "We barely remember what grapes we used. Does it matter?"
Shipping options from a retail site. Delivery by 1 PM today for $13, or delivery mid-January for free.
Cover of the January 1984 issue of Model Railroader magazine, featuring a scene of an HO Scale Milwaukee Road ‘Hiawatha’ locomotive
A map of the North Atlantic showing a flight from Zurich to Toronto, with various features of the ocean labelled including one called "Charlie-Gibbs Fracture Zone"
A bar with a giant jar of Ricola
A jet from Edelweiss Airlines