Sheepflame

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Michael Jordan “F*ck them kids.” meme.
Screenshot of promo email from GOG.com (where I bought the original Fallout game recently); advertising a “Slavic adventure” with the double lightning runes that were never used in history until Hitler’s SS.
Zoomed-in screenshot of Spotify’s horrendous icon.
Meme I made of Denzel in Training Day except instead being properly captioned “My Man”, it’s captioned “Mỹ trắng” which is dismissive Vietnamese for ‘white American.’
Photo of cover of Richard Adams’ Shardik.
Photo showing some US folks splashing in the Rio Grande where it’s entirely wadeable but on their side. Part of the US side is a separate hot springs pool. On the Mexican side is a hut with a sparsely thatched roof, and a sign advertising tacos and tamales for any US person willing to cross illegally.
Photo of chapel that’s also a museum to West Texas missions, with wedding people milling about in front. Big desert sky.
Photo of Rasputin holding his hand up like some sort of benediction. He was nominally Orthodox Christian, but famously had a sex cult and preached sinmaxxing for forgivenessmaxxing purposes.
Split photo of NASA Flight Director Gene Kranz and of Ed Harris playing him in the Apollo 13 film. Kranz didn’t say “failure is not an option” (as Harris does) at the time, but he did title his later autobiography that.
Cover art for the SEGA Genesis game Rolling Thunder 2, featuring a white man and woman in an Egyptian tableau inc pyramids and Sphynx shooting guns at costumed attackers.
Photo of my TV showing the 3 before the podium: Antonelli, Piastri, Leclerc. They haven’t yet gone to the cool-down room or the literal podium with the Champaign.
Bill Maher on Murder She Wrote in the 80s, captioned “Yeah. Like I’m real thrilled at being an accomplice to murder.”
Office gif with Carell saying “A rounder? You play the ponies, small horses?”
Screenshot of a Facebook post from Dan Carbone a day ago saying “Mamdummy will say ‘it was just a small breeze of wind’” [that knocked-over the statue that was also spray-painted].
Photo circa 2015 of a Buddhist monk walking on a San Francisco sidewalk. He’s wearing brown robes (likely Japanese, possibly SE Asian) with a matching brown satchel, and simple black Fila sneakers. Behind him is graffiti that reads “Shoes Are Boring Wear Sneakers”. He’s holding up his pointer finger to obscure his face from the photographer, in a way similar to DJ Khaled gesturing ‘Another One.’
A photo from 2026 of Jonah Hill, who is thin and fit now. He’s wearing retro feminine glasses and a clingy brown turtle neck with a camo like pattern.
South Park meme of the “They Terk Errr Jerbs” character.
Screenshot of New York Post headline from March 23 2026 reading “Quadruple amputee, pro cornhole player allegedly shot and killed acquaintance during argument — then drove off with body”
Photo of an airports (ATL possibly) with long lines and two casual ICE agents, one of whom has short red hair and a long red beard.
Photo of a green pack of Wibisco (West India Biscuit Company) Coconut Biscuits labeled “Shirley”, with an orange price sticker on it for $1.50.
Sepia-toned photo of a bunch of mustachioed, Wild West lookin fellows except this is before the Civil War so the West wasn’t fun yet.
Photo of the character Urkle holding his suspenders in a similar way to the ICE cops.
Photo of seasoned, pan-fried pork chops simmering in Creole mustard sauce
Screenshot of an ad from a local Mormon church (not the parent Church) with two trad-wife-dressed young women smiling and holding up a homeless beggar type cardboard sign saying “Want A Free Book of Mormon?” while they stand on the grass of a highway median.
Old photo of a cat named Tammany that apparently lived in NY’s city hall across 4 mayoral admins. The mayor does not live at City Hall, just the de facto ruler.
Screenshot of Vivino app’s new AI chatbot called “Sommelier” admitting it’s can’t appreciate wine because it can’t smell, but it promises to aggregate humans real good.
A photo circa 1930 of Tammany, the cat who lived not at Tammany but at City Hall across 4 mayoral admins.
GIF from Friends of Ross smugly saying “that’s right. The student has become the master.” Rachel listens with disdain.
Photo of André 3000 at the Met Gala, wearing a black jumpsuit and red beret, with a faux piano strapped to his back. Also he’s holding a large leather bag.
Harrison Ford on a bench in Shrinking. He’s wearing a white fedora at a casual but not rakish angle.
Harrison Ford as a Union officer chilling off set before he kills some Confederates, in A Time For Killing (67)
Photo of Assyrian “Lamassu” statue (winged bull deity) missing its human head, cleaned-up but sitting in an excavated pit with 3 working Iraqi archaeologists. It was discovered like 10 years ago. They got some in Euro museums like the Louvre. It comes from the Neo-Assyrian Empire (Sargon 2), and was, often in pairs, a ward against evil, a Meopotamian version of the Chinese guardian lion.
Screenshot of one of many places on Marriott’s website advertising a pool with both “soak up the sun” phrases and “open daily from dusk till dawn”
Photo of a bag of coffee that opens on the side above the ventilator button.
Shutterstock cartoon image of the head of a lynx cat wearing a Mexican sombrero. Lynx are all over the Northern Hemisphere but in the West that’s mainly Canada.
A promo photo for Daniel Radcliff’s 2008 film production of the play Equus by Peter Shaffer (1973). The play is undeniably good high art that centers an erotic relationship between a man and a horse. It’s honorable and good but also risible in the way “Lolita” is.
Google usage frequency graph of the word “numbskull” which is appeared from Scandinavian in English in the 1700s but didn’t become popular until the late 20th century.
Cropped photo of F1 leaderboard temp showing Bearman, Verstappen and Gasly in 5/6/7th place, displayed as “BEA VER GAS”
Still from 1978’ “Godzilla va Mechagodzilla” where Mechagodzilla has his hand on Godzilla’s shoulder like he’s comforting him.
Photo of Charles Leclerc’s wheel in his car. Ferrari has loaded Super Nintendo’s Mario Kart on the tiny screen in the middle of the wheel. Leclerc’s hands are visible pressing some of the many buttons on the wheel.
Image of Hopper’s famous “Nighthawks” painting
Photo of my TV showing Ruth on the paddock asphalt wearing a completely monotone maroon leather outfit including high patent leather or rubber shiny boots.
Screenshot of Charles Leclerc’s wheel with the center screen displaying Mario Kart.
Photo of a 7g bottle of hybrid weed flower in the “Cheetah Piss” strain from grower “Untitled”.
Photo of the Knickerbockers from 1858. They’re wearing long dark trousers (not knickerbockers) and white shirts and Civil War era sideburns, except one bearded guy who’s fully kitted-out like Lincoln in a tuxedo jacket, white pants and stovepipe hat.
Screenshot of my Discover feed showing stacked posts from Tingle and Le Monde, the latter a news story about the band Kneecap. In the photos of both posts are men wearing full-head masks vaguely like a TV bank robber’s. Tingle’s is a pink bag, the DJ of Kneecap’s is a ski mask in the colors of the Irish flag.
A digitally-altered photo of Charles Darwin with his finger in front of his mouth like he’s “shush”ing someone.
Post from Twitter where some guy is quote-tweeting Sky News’ “Latest attacks in Lebanon leave nearly 400 dead as two Israeli soldiers killed”, adding “using the passive ‘dead’ and the active ‘killed’ in the SAME HEADLINE is absolutely diabolical”
A meme, of a photo of the portrait of Parmenides in The School of Athens by Raphael, captioned “It’s cool you ain’t gotta know my name” and “I’m inside you right now.”
Stock image of a hardwood floor
Photo of chicken parm frying in oil on a US stove. Pots of pasta and red sauce in the background.
Photo of my counter with a couple prepared cocktail skewers and a very large bottle of “Slap Ya Mama” Bloody Mary mix. Slap Ya Mama is a legit Louisiana Creole brand, of spices and hot sauces and whatnot. I prefer Tony Chachere’s Creole spice and Crystal hot sauce, but Slap Ya Mama’s good.
GIF from Grease film of pink ladies talking to each other captioned “That’s Ancient History. History sometimes repeats itself.”
Meme of a still from the 90s Hamlet film starring Kenneth Branagh where Ken is in a palace ballroom pointing a dagger at the camera and incorrectly captioned “My dudes you killed that dude.”
Still from ad where Bloom is standing on the deck of a cruise ship with a large tube slide behind him. He’s holding a glass of Champaign and trying to look casual with the other hand in his pocket.