sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈

@sheev.calamitousintent.com

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writing stuff, they/them, 38. AuDHD. sober stoner. from the river to the sea 🖤🩶🤍💜 i want to repost your image but it needs alt text 🥳

the same soyjack but instead of a neckbeard having a cat shit in his brain now it's a woman having a cat piss in her brain and all over her face
ancient greentext: >playing soccer in gym >ball is up in the air >think I'm gonna be awesome and air kick it into the goal >try >miss ball >kick goalie in the face >try to ask "Are you okay? and "I'm fucking sorry." at the same time >instead end up yelling "ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY!? >goalie is choking back tears
poseidon but with sunglasses
gay dog like "peace ✌🏻"
ai gabbie
same old style beer can but with bi flag colors
Childless Guy @childlessguy.bs... 1h So you agree if a sober man sleeps with a highly intoxicated woman, it's not rape? Sybil the Moth ~ Fairy... @sybilt... 1h I think that when a man overpowers a woman with his larger muscle mass, which he did, and she's scared to death of being harmed by a drunk dude with PTSD and fantasies of raping home invaders, it's rape. Whatever the hell you're talking about isn't part of the situation. It's a delusion. 2 3 Childless Guy @childlessguy.bs... 1h "I think that when a man overpowers a woman with his larger muscle mass..." Sounds to me like your basement is flooded.
sheev teaching the ways of the sith to darth orangus
baby deer looking precious in a blanket with the text "i am just a girl"
baby deer looking at the ground while bumping its head against a post, text says stupid stupid Stupid
It began with a deep sigh from Platner, a man of tousled hair, bushy moustache and beard and grey T-shirt, against the backdrop of a grey fence and tall trees. “Everyone, it’s Graham Platner here,” he growled like a sad-eyed rottweiler. “I think as many of you know, over the past couple of days, I have faced some very serious allegations. I just want to make it clear this is all false.” Then the candidate looked aside, became emotional and made it all about himself. “It has placed an immense amount of weight on me,” he said haltingly, “as I think about what needs to happen now.” You need to think about what happens now? Maine Democrats have made it clear they would rather now take advice from Britain’s Count Binface. Still, with faux gravitas, Platner put his left hand to his moustache and stroked it, displaying his wedding ring. He looked down for a moment and kept going. He spoke darkly of “larger forces” working against him. “I learned about this through press inquiries with no time to truly respond, no time for investigations before a corporate media system and the political establishment got to act as judge, jury and executioner.” There was another whiff of Trump in the sense of grievance and victimhood and the desire to blame the Democratic equivalent of the deep state along with the fake news. At least he stopped short of calling them “the enemy of the people”.
sally devastated
i like ike poster but instead of ike it says eilish and instead of eisenhower it's billie eilish i like eilish is my point
cnbc TECH OpenAl proposes 5% stake to Trump administration to ease Washington pressure: Report PUBLISHED THU, JUL 2 2026 12:41 AM EDT UPDATED THU, JUL 2 2026 7:02 AM EDT Anniek Bao @ANNIEΚΒΥΧ @IN/ANNIEK-BAO-460A48107/ WATCH LIVE KEY POINTS • OpenAl proposes handing the U.S. government a 5% stake in the company, according to a report in the Financial Times. The potential holding would be worth roughly $42.6 billion at the artificial intelligence startup's recent $852 billion valuation. OpenAl CEO Sam Altman reportedly argued the move was the best way to share the upside of Al with the public.
color photo from the march 10, 1947, issue of time magazine showing a balding white man in coveralls at a complicated control panel, behind him are two glowing vacuum bulbs, each the size of a barrel. this is a machine built to create 3D lichtenberg figures — so, big cubes of clear plastic with a lightning-bolt shape inside. more specifically, the capacitron is a particle accelerator; it builds up a charge, and all once releases three million volts of electrons into a unique snowflake. (what have you.)
Cindy McCrackan's Blog: Feminist Dual Citizen, ... @cindym.bsky.social you all are a bunch of useless white guys even if you are not considering yourself male or sitting here rehashing the guys from vox and substack is the most useless shit you could do. hasta la vista baby! + Follow
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sheev in playboy robe
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crushed rancor keeper being consoled by friend see that's a bit of wordplay there because the rancor is crushed but so is the keeper. anyway you don't look like that actually 😭🫂
sheev giving thumbs up
sheev like 🫵🏻😎🫳🏻
planet of the bass guy
a large kitty looking down upon and comforting a small kitty lying face-up on the forest floor looking stricken. top kitty says u good? stricken kitten says no
the thing about don't tread on me is it's libertarianism masquerading as antifa
hexagonal-tube-shaped cardboard koala yummies boxes, full of little chocolate blobs covered with koala-shaped malt dust or something. and there was a koala cartoon stamped on each one so. it was really like eating koalas
hboooooohhm (the end letters are from an older home box office logo)
combination of the coexist bumper sticker comprised of cultural symbols and the logo for the internet service provider xfinity