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Tumblr anon ask post reading: Q: wait, forgive me for asking but why is achillian problematic? A: This question has been filling up my ask box so i’ll just leave this here! tl;dr: “achillean” is a term created only to counter the wlw term “sapphic,” and is based off of a misogynistic, p*dophilic, and slave-owning Greek figure, (all of which is Not Good). “Achillean” is a recently coined term used to regard mlm, and has been followed by lots of discourse. Created by tumblr user @asculan in June of 2016, many gay men/masc-aligned ppl and other lgbt ppl began to use the term on tumblr as an alternative to using the acronym “mlm.” “Achillean” itself is based off of the Greek figure, Achilles, who has been known to have had same gender relationships, thus becoming an inspiration for the creation of the term; but, despite his relationships, he had an extremely problematic past, including owning sex slaves, practicing p*dophilia, and being extremely misogynistic in general. Also, the term was only made to counter “sapphic,” a word for wlw based off of the Greek Sappho, in an almost “one-up” way label-wise. Overall it was created in bad taste, and instead of taking labels directly from wlw, it would be beneficial to both gay men and women to use “mlm” and its alternatives! If there’s anything i haven’t covered send me a(n) message/ask!
choose your own adventure ending reading 'You made the wrong choice! Everything blows up' over an explosion
text reading: “It didn’t even cross our minds that the issue had nothing to do with ideology. They, those quintessential “bloody fools,” actually did think this way: that language must be as colorless, smooth, and glossy as possible and certainly shouldn’t be at all coarse; that science fiction necessarily has to be fantastic and on no account should have anything to do with crude, observable, and brutal reality; that the reader must in general be protected from reality—let him live by daydreams, reveries, and beautiful incorporeal ideas. The heroes of a novel shouldn’t “walk,” they should “advance”; not talk but “utter”; on no account “yell” but only “exclaim.” This was a certain peculiar aesthetic, a reasonably self-contained notion of literature in general and of science fiction in particular—a peculiar worldview, if you like. One that’s rather widespread, by the way, and relatively harmless, but only under the condition that the holder of this worldview isn’t given the chance to influence the literary process.”
NextDoor post reading: "I’m SADDENED to tell you, that the POWER that be of Stavely Court!.On the Corner of Hermon Hill &Wanstead High Street,Have told me to REMOVE the TOY’s from the garden area!?,As it is a HEALTH HASARD!?.I know it has given PLEASURE to many CHILDREN and their parents!.And some of the PESSIMISTIC TENANTS here,resent it!.GERRY 😢❤️"
Screenshot of text reading 'how do I consent for Leech therapy?'
cover of the 'hermaphrodite' issue of Shade The Changing Man/Woman
Handshake meme between ‘Audiobook of Rachel Cusk's Outline trilogy’ and ‘Audiobook of Philip Pullman's The Rose Field’ where the handshake is ‘Otherwise good narrator forced to spend much of the audiobook doing a succession of terrible Greek and Middle Eastern accents’
review reads: It smells like a person with bad breath and a cavity rotting in the molar. Also smells like tripe and rotting meat. The most authentic perfumer and the best ambergris perfum i ever smelt. It Is not Easy, neither good or versatile. You only Need a pair of balls to put It in any context your Life can offer. I would only put It in intimate and selected friend group Hangouts. It can cause nausea and vomito gag. But the sensation of the true smell of ambergris that isnt even close to the ambegris of the mai stream perfumery Is a unique occasion You dont Need tò throw away a kidney tò smell Silence tue Sea by strange love. THIS One Is 200 for 50 ml and for what It contains i ensure you its worth every single euros. I dont even think It can be used as a base of layering beacuse its so difficult. Fuck all this perfumer with firmenich and givaudan premade Accord. This Is true perfumery. Making tincture by the local reasources and making perfume by lived experience, not the One the perfumer never lived or ultra hyped through bullshit Accord and influencers. Make your self a favore and buy It, Just tò know how much mediocre Is the rest of It. Longevity Is unknown, got to study It for more time Projection Is weak because of the absence of fixatives. Sillage Is 3 meter The smell Is unique, of you like good smell its not good. If you like bad smell its good. I like bad smell and this One Is the best. Over all perfect
Listing reads: "rand: turn. home + style Product Type: Wallpaper or decorative covering. Features: The label indicates "CE" marking, suggesting it conforms to European safety standards, and "Made in E" which likely refers to a European country of origin. Availability: This type of product is typically found in home decor stores or online retailers specializing in wallpaper and interior design materials. Application: It's used for interior decoration, specifically for covering walls to enhance the aesthetic of a room." The brand is in fact "furn"; however, it's possible the lowercase f resembles a t to ChatGPT's image processor, especially when photographed on the curved surface of a wallpaper roll.
citrus foam drips from a ceramic cast of the chef's mouth.
A cover for 'The Good Soldier' by Ford Madox Ford. Inexplicably, it features a middle aged man in hi-vis and a plastic safety helmet, carrying a large cardboard box, a perky look on his face.
Jesse WTF meme where Jesse is explaining a metaphorical interpretation of S3E6 of the White Lotus to an incredulous Walter. "What I'm saying is, our participation in fundamentally unjust social relations IS the brother fucking. We all have to choose what we do with the knowledge once our eyes are opened. Do we blend a protein shake really really loudly to try to drown out the awareness, or do we mindfully accept the reality that we fucked our brother and try to find some kind of spiritual wholeness?"
slightly beaten up plastic tub with a handwritten label saying 'lacto fermented Watermelon/ Ingredients: Watermelon, Water, Salt/ Homemade in Moldova". The watermelon is a mysterious red and green shape in the murky brine.
photo of a green iguana. her scales are coloured in a beautiful gradient from orange to green to almost blue. she has pink spikes along her back like a punk girlie. her dewlap falls in elegant folds like a silk dress. she has a smug expression as she looks out upon the florida landscape, wondering what she should destroy today.
compass meme in the 'everything is x except actual x which is fine' version, but with an additional centrist square reading 'everything is censorship except actual censorship, which is fine'
Mrs Goggins
Tube of Timberland brand 'Boot Sauce: Smooth Leather Conditioner'
two men in open shirts and sunglasses gaze at each other's muscled chests while behind them the open sea and a pineapple cocktail shaker add to the jaunty vibe.