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An edited version of a tweet. The username is edited to read "@nicewoomy" with a profile picture of an octoling. Attached to the tweet is a photo of two people posed close together in front of a gray background. Their heads have been replaced with the head of an inkling and an octoling which are looking at the viewer. The caption of that image reads: "Hey my teammate saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe. Can we try you a out?"
A picture of two cats sleeping in a woven basket attached to the top of a cat tree. One cat is a brown tabby. The other cat is black and much smaller than the first. They are cuddled close together.
A reaction image of someone looking at their phone with a very tired and beaten down expression
A screenshot of several messages sent by the op Shello. The messages read: Unfortunately the way to get the most value out of wave rn in a lot of cases is to spam it because each individual one does so little Or time it well with your teammates' plays and other specials which is what I aim for when possible but I get into the bad habit of just chucking it pretty often Earlier I was playing an open zones game on robo with an inkline stringer and comboing chumps and wave gave me some of the cleanest sexiest retakes ever But because everything that can go wrong can easily go wrong in a match, you can never guarantee that you can combo wave with your teammates specials in the way that you planned, but you can pretty reliably guarantee spamming
The Splatoon 3 Tableturf Battle card for Heavy Splatling, depicting an octoling wearing yellow hugging the heavy splatling weapon.
A clip from Splatoon 3 of a game of X Rank Splat Zones on Barnacle & Dime. OP is playing heavy splatling. They are fighting an opponent playing custom blaster and get damaged, only landing enough of their own shots to leave the blaster on low health. Dropping off of the snipe platform, they throw a sprinkler at the ground next to the blaster, and ink from the sprinkler hits and splats them.
A clip from Splatoon 3 of a Rainmaker game on Manta Maria. The OP is playing heavy splatling. They climb up the wall into bunker and throw down a sprinkler, charging shots and then splatting the enemy splattershot pro that was down in mid. They throw wave breaker onto the ground next to them which reveals the krak-on splat roller climbing the wall into bunker, which they pre-fire to splat them. They back up further to avoid fire from the dynamo that is walking across the grates and splat them as well. Finally they wait for a full charge while watching mid and target the enemy that picks up the rainmaker, which ends the game when they are splatted since it is in overtime.
A screenshot from the favoritepokemon.vercel.app website where you can select your favorite pokemon and leave a public comment as to why it's your favorite. The top of the page reads "Declarations for Sobble" with a pixel art Sobble beside the text. It says that the first comment was left by the OP, Shello, a few seconds ago. The comment reads: "Sobble is everything to me! The best ever little guy. Friend shaped. Has the power of 10,000 onions. Playing through SWSH for the first time with Sobble by my side helped me feel less lonely during the pandemic. When I'm sad or overwhelmed I know I can boot up the game and Sobble will be there.
A screenshot of a news article headline that reads, "Scientists sink cow 1,629m into the South China Sea, then gigantic animal appears out of the gloom"
A picture of op’s black cat curled up on a chair with a blanket placed on it. She rests her head on her paws and her tail is curled so that the tip of it is partially covering her nose.
A screenshot from Splatoon 3 taken on Robo Rom-en. Four player characters stand in a line on the snipe platform with the giant ramen bowl in the background. From left to right, Shello’s octoling holds the Heavy Splatling, Pulie’s inkling with .52 Gal, Jirachi’s octoling with Blaster, and Azure’s inkling with Dread Wringer.
A grid labeled About Me: Pokemon. Each box is labeled with a pokemon inside. The boxes, from left to right and then top to bottom, are: Favorite: Sobble, 2nd Favorite: Raichu, Least Favorite: Gholdengo, Underrated: Chesnaught, Overrated: Incineroar, Best Starter: Sobble, Best Dynamax: Gigantamax Butterfree, Best Mega: Mega Gallade, Best Regional Variant: Alolan Sandshrew, best eeveelution: Vaporeon, would have as a pet: Sobble, best looking shiny: Sylveon, idk why I like this but I do: West Sea Shellos, has a personal story behind it: Rattata, very nostalgic to me: Vaporeon
The Tableturf Battle card illustration for Heavy Edit Splatling Nouveau, wielded by a pale Octoling with the Surfcurl hairstyle wearing the Coral Cap.
Pencil and paper doodles of Pearl from Splatoon. On the left is a bust up drawing of Pearl smiling cockily. In the middle is a tiny doodle of Pearl’s squid form. On the right is a messy full body drawing of Pearl standing with her hands on her hips. Her boots are comically large.
The op’s persona, a humanoid leaf sheep sea slug with fluffy hair and two long ears, stares at an open laptop. Two text bubbles read “…” and “…”.
A shitty MS paint drawing of someone sitting at a table with their head propped up on one hand looking incredibly grim like they are thinking about something they dislike or regret. This is my personal reaction to my previous post about getting top 500 x rank this season
Link from Ocarina of Time
A version of the Pokemon Pokopia logo that says "where is sobble" instead of the game's title.
a screenshot of Sobble from the pokemon sword and shield cutscene that introduces the starter pokemon. Sobble sits in front of a garden be with flowers smiling with closed eyes.
A version of the Pokemon 30th anniversary logo with Sobble. The big 30 letters are blue and white and Sobble stands within the 0, which looks like a pokeball.
A panel from one of the Sonic comics depicting Sonic and another character standing in a room with a huge tubular glass and metal machine. Dialogue bubbles read "Yowza! That looks like a giant Roboticizer!"
An AREA CUP Global Twitter post listing the roster of the winning team Go! Go! Go! which includes Naegora on Heavy Splatling & Heavy Splatling Deco.
A screenshot of the theo.io Bluesky map zoomed in on a cluster labeled Splatoon Competitive Reef. It is surrounded by other distinct labeled clusters like Chinese Otaku Archipelago, Eurovision Constellation, and the Urological Oncology Network for some reason
The .96 gal shooter weapon from Splatoon 3. The barrel of the gun is made up of a clear soil core and you can see the rocks inside.
The Pokemon What’s Your Favorite? 30th anniversary promotional image. The silhouette of Pikachu’s head sits in the center of the image below text reading “what’s your favorite?” The background of the image is a colorful and jam-packed collage of stickers with one of each pokemon.
A screenshot of an order confirmation email from the Bugslap shop showing the purchase of one Heavy Splatling WeaPin and one Heavy Edit Splatling Nouveau WeaPin
A short clip from a Splatoon 3 tower control match on Crableg Capital. A heavy edit splatling player is splatted by a luna blaster player and in the death cam view, the luna blaster seems to swim through enemy team colored ink.
An orange cartoon cat with blue eyes
An a screenshot of an octoling from Splatoon 3 riding in a Crab Tank. They have short curly hair and they’re wearing a large pair of headphones (the Aux Boxes).
A series of three posts from OP’s following tab. In chronological order, the first post reads “WHO KEEPS INVITING THE MUPPETS???”. The second post, by a different user, reads “MISS PIGGY <3”, and the last post by a third user says “im not watching the game awards what the fuck is happening”
A clip from a game of Rainmaker on the map Robo Rom-en from Splatoon 3. The OP, playing Heavy Edit Splatling Nouveau, attempts to push the choke past the first checkpoint with their team, but two of their teammates are splatted right as they activate Crab Tank. Facing enemy fire on multiple sides, they try to roll away back to their side of the map with the Crab Tank in ball form, bumping in to an enemy Dualies player repeatedly and splatting them. The Crab Tank ends and they use their main weapon to splat the enemy carbon roller chasing after them.
An image from the Alterna Logs in Splatoon 3's story mode showing an Octopus interacting with the crystal remains of Alterna.
A screenshot of the OP’s pokemon go journal showing them catching a shiny ralts, spinning a pokestop, catching a regular Bagon, and then encountering a Galarian Moltres that fled.
A graphic made by Shello with a blue, white, and green color scheme titled Shello is looking for a personal coach! It has two sections of text. The first is labeled About me and reads: "Backline for Red Rebellion / Fairly new to comp with a drive to improve / Goals: improve positioning, decision-making for anchor role / Current peak X Power 1800 NA division / Recent results: 5th place Teacup #19, 4th place Setting Sail #5." Below that is a section labeled What I'm looking for. The text underneath the heading says "A Div 6+ coach who plays one of my mains / VOD review or other meetings 2-3 times per month / Willing to chat comp and answer questions in DMs". On the right hand side of the graphic is a picture of Shello's in-game character holding up a splatling and smiling. At the top of the image are the badge icons of the weapons they main: Heavy Splatling, Heavy Edit Splatling Nouveau, and Heavy Edit Splatling.
A screenshot of Splatoon 3 showing OP receiving the 5-star Heavy Splatling User badge. They are standing in the lobby facing the camera and Booyahing.
A picture of a plush Sobble keychain sitting on a white desk. The Sobble is wearing a chef’s hat and apron and has a big smile on its face.
A two panel meme. The top half of the image has a screenshot of Link from Skyward Sword scowling in a dark room next to text reading "Me while not thinking about my favorite game." The bottom half shows Link smiling in a brightly lit forest next to the screen "Me while thinking about my favorite game"
A clip from a Splatoon 3 Splat Zones game on the map Sturgeon Shipyard. Shello is playing Heavy Edit Splatling Nouveau. They start by painting zone and approach the right side of the zone and shoot at an enemy player climbing up from the opponents’ court. The enemy uses their Ultra Stamp but Shello splats them as they approach while hammering. Shello then moves to the top of the zone and throws a splat bomb towards an enemy on the left that their teammates are fighting which kills that enemy. They move back towards the right side again where 2 enemies have climbed up out of court, throwing another splat bomb and shooting at them. Both enemies are killed by the splat bomb and Shello is hit by an exploding torpedo that one of them had thrown.
A cream colored canvas tote bag featuring a simple illustration of several pokemon (Sobble, Squirtle, Pikachu, Grookey, Scorbunny, Bulbasaur, and Charmander) all sleeping on top of two large donuts.
A Splatoon 3 screenshot taken at the Rainmaker goal pedestal on Humpback Pump Track. From left to right, Koma’s octoling holds the Order Roller, Topic’s inkling jumps off of a high ledge in the background holding the Order Slosher, Shello’s octoling holds the Rainmaker on top of the pedestal, and Moku’s inkling jumps in the air with the inkbrush.
A screenshot from Splatoon 3 of 5 player characters standing on top of the walls near Inkblot Art Academy’s right ramp. From left to right, Shello’s octoling holds a heavy edit splatling, Beam’s inkling holds an inkbrush, Cyo’s inkling holds an order shot replica, Crosser’s octoling holds the flingza roller, and Lor’s inkling holds the splattershot jr.
A screenshot taken from a dense textbook, specifically a paragraph discussing electromagnetic radiation. The words "solar beam" are circled in red, and an arrow extends from the circle to a screenshot from the pokemon anime pasted over a lot of the text showing a Meganium using the Solar Beam attack. The Meganium has a red circle around it as well.
Gameplay footage from Splat Zones match on Eeltail Alley. The poster is playing heavy splatling. They shoot at an enemy player, ducking into the ink to reposition before splatting them. They throw out a sprinkler and then head over to the right side of the zone; using cover behind a large block to avoid tri-strikes and a splattercolor screen before painting under the enemy bridge. Two enemy players approach them from the center of the zone and by charging behind the block, they are able to splat both, causing a wipeout notification to appear. Then they booyah :)
A cropped screenshot from Splatoon 3 showing the player character in a very strange pose instead of standing normally. They are playing heavy splatling but instead of holding it horizontally, the splatling floats vertically with the barrel facing upwards. The head of the player’s octoling can be seen peeking out upside down from the bottom of the splatling.
A screenshot from Pokémon go showing the silhouette of a Gothitelle at a nearby pokestop.
A clip from Splatoon of op, playing Heavy Splatling on a Crableg Capital Splat Zones match. OP climbs up onto the grates above zone and shoots at an opponent but doesn’t secure the splat before they activate Reefslider. OP drops down from grates and activates Wave Breaker attempting to finish off the Reefslider user but instead is approached by a Heavy Splatling Deco using Kraken. OP and the Kraken swim in circles around the block near zone, and OP doubles back and jumps over the Kraken’s ink trail stalling until the special is over. They then splat the Deco.
Shello, playing Heavy Edit Splatling Nouveau on a Splat Zones match on Inkblot Art Academy, respawns and navigates through bats towards mid. They wait out an enemy using splashdown and then get one kill and an assist. Jumping down into mid, they get two more kills with the last one being an enemy who just activated stamp. Then the Wipeout! text appears on the screen and they stop briefly and booyah.
A screenshot from Pokémon Go of a happy Sobble that has just been pet. Peeking up from the bottom right corner of the picture is a plush-looking Shinx.
A chibi drawing of a humanoid leaf sheep sea slug with fluffy green hair and blue antennae holding an ice cream bar. They are winking and sticking out their tongue.