Shenanigans

@shenanigans.bsky.social

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Side profile view of my new glasses, clearly showing the lenses sticking out both sides of the frame because they're so thick
Photo of Nathan fielder laughing by himself
8"x12" oil pastel drawing of a pink pig
Oil pastel drawing of a cut papaya. It's ok.
2.5"x3.5" mixed media painting of a dog (mostly face) on watercolor paper
A 2.5"x3.5" watercolor paper painting of a red flower on a yellow patterned background. Watercolor and acrylic paint
A painting of a cow staring mournfully out to sea
A man standing in front of a huge bank of wires and computing stuff with his hands on his hips
2.5"x3.5" watercolor paper mixed media painting of a piglet
2.5"x3.5" watercolor paper card with 11 flowers in vases. Watercolor, acrylic paint, and micron pen
2.5"x3.5" mixed media painting on watercolor paper of a purple elephant on a yellow background
2.5"x3.5" card with a mixed media painting of a purple chicken on a yellow background
2.5"x3.5" watercolor paper with a painting of a jar of yellow flowers on a purple background. Mixed media
Tiny painting of an orange-ish sea turtle swimming upwards through light blue water
Small painting of a pencil on a light blue polka dotted background
personsonable me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU miaislying Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean? personsonable decay exists as an extant form of life miaislying That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day
A small card with two painted mushrooms reading 'you can not kill me in a way that matters' which is from a tumblr post
A bottle of Daisy Wild by Marc jacobs perfume
A small painting of a purple flowering plant with a bee on one of the flowers. It says 'hey honey' which is terrible and i should be imprisoned
A small card with a painting of a whale that says "whale hello"
A small watercolor painting of a shrimp on a card that says "you're shrimply the best"
Oil pastel drawing of tomatoes on a vine with a blue background. No comment on the quality of the piece.
A chia pet of Weird Al with beautiful green chia hair. I neglected to grow his mustache though unfortunately so his face is bare and raw-dogging reality.
A selfie of me showing my curly hair that I cut myself and my favorite shirt from @moxiest.art
A selfie of me with my son showcasing all the curls
The view out my front door. It's still snowing and we have a couple inches of accumulation
A picture out the side door of my house. Snow is falling and covering the ground
A picture of my legs crossed sitting on my bed. There are two quilts under me, one with a star pattern and one with a house pattern. I'm wearing rainbow socks
Zillow listing for 3 bed 4 bath home for $845,900 near my home
My right leg with a navy blue cast stretched out on a couch with crutches leaning against the throw pillows
That is fucking ridiculous lol team of destiny shit OHMYGOD lol DUDE HOLY SHIT. HOLY FUCKING SHIT dawg
my hand holding a mug from the redwood national state park which is full of tea. i am lying on the couch under a plaid patchwork quilt
Four 2.5"x3.5" paintings of chickens on paper using watercolor and acrylic paint markers. Two of the chickens are black and white and two are mostly brownish yellow with fluffy feet.
Screenshot reading your 2026 word - moribund (which means in terminal decline, to the point of death or dying)
Small metal speculum keychain
A king sized blue and white quilt with a crisscross pattern of star blocks. Large white squares are quilted with a large feather pattern. Small white squares are quilted with an identical miniature feather pattern. I curse the day I decided to make it.
A screenshot of find my iPhone showing it located at the Eugene OR airport 636 miles away
Close up photo of the mac and cheese I made. The recipe I used is tini's mac and cheese and it's so good bro 😭
Text reads "to substitute pudding mix? Cottage cheese?" on a blurry background
A picture of a yard with snow on the ground and cloudy skies
Photo of a vanity license plate with the letters MISNKDA
9"x11" painting of the Oregon ducks mascot holding his hands in the shape of an O on a yellow background. I painted it for my son to hang in his dorm room if he wants (or in the back of his closet if he doesn't)
Open can of cutwater vodka transfusion
Bluesky alt text rating showing 100%
1 pound of 93/7% ground beef for $11.10 from my grocery store this morning
Air quality index for bishop CA reading very unhealthy with a purple frowny face. The AQI is currently 238 and our main pollutant is smoke and ash from the Garnet fire
Screenshot of shenanigans showing a ranking of 9.9 whatever that means. Also Ive been on bluesky since April 2023 which means I'm better than you (sorry)
Rectangular canvas painting reading "theres no place like home" surrounded by layers of multi-colored hearts. The lettering and large heart to the side were part of the first layers of paint and hearts with a medium pink background, and were masked off while the rest of the canvas was covered in black paint. More layers of multi-colored hearts cover the black paint, making the two sections blend together. I love the line 'there's no place like home' because I have been a homebody since birth and will almost always rather be at home.
Headline: James Dobson, influential leader of the religious right, dies at 89
A current look at my art desk. There is a sketchbook with hearts covering one page, a case full of neocolor II pastels, another case with old and broken neocolor II's, various pencils and brushes and paints, a small clay cup made by my son, and the bottom edge of a canvas work in progress underneath everything.
Screenshot of my notes app that says "subtext and buttsex have the exact same letters in them." And it's true. They do.
Picture of a bundle of lavender tied with twine next to my keyboard where I found it this morning from my sweet coworker
A screenshot of my tiktok inbox showing 11 of 53 messages all from men, all opening with the word hello, and with a suspicious number of names starting with J. What's going on with the J named men. Can we get a ruling regarding j named men please
Video of my bf making a pizza in his outdoor pizza oven which we promptly ate as well as two more
Box of brown sugar cinnamon pop tart ice cream sandwiches
Two sets of 4 ramekins containing creme brûlée. Four are regular vanilla, four are salted caramel. The vanilla are a nice yellow-y color and the caramel are a lovely amber-brown. Can't wait to torch some sugar on these tomorrow.
Big fluffy multicolored cat laying at my feet begging for cheek scratches and belly rubs.
A slice of rice cooker cheesecake with fruit and whipped cream on top. It did not rise as much as we hoped but I'm pretty sure that was a technique issue. Tasted great though!!
A still frame from Adventure Time where Jake is a brick in a brick wall
Picture of me at maybe 10 years old? Maybe 9? At the beach with my legs buried in sand and apparently objecting to the picture being taken because my mouth is wide open and my eyebrows are furrowed looking at the camera. Black one-piece swimsuit with my swim team logo on the front.