Chief Shenanigans Officer

@shenanigans55.bsky.social

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Mama/wife/public educator who believes in decency, science & empathy. Love all, judge none, support & protect vulnerable communities. Glad I’m on the right side of history. RESIST sane-washing the crazy. 💪🏼 Very happily married to @snowglobe24.bsky.social 💙

Ever notice how all those 2A dudes who claimed to be so against a tyrannical government are suddenly super into our tyrannical government?
ICEBlock app
“Trump just wants what’s best for the Venezuelan people” “Don’t be a dumb fuck”
If a Honda Pilot going less than 1 mph causes you to “fear for your life”, then maybe you shouldn’t be given a gun.
For the record, law enforcement isn’t supposed to kill guilty people, either.
U.S. department of justice policy on use of force
Renee Nicole Good was murdered by ICE in Minneapolis today
If Mrs Kirk thinks a woman’s place is in the home, she should stay there
People say to stop being political when what they mean is that the system works for me and IDGAF about anyone else
Bad photo of Trump calling him The Count of Mostly Crisco
Farmers need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and not take government handouts
For those MAGA saying you didn’t know it would get this bad, yes you did. You didn’t care until it affected you
Literally every ill that MAGA blames on immigrants, etc is because of billionaires
JD Vance pictured as jealous of Trump’s meeting with Mamdani, but it’s Mac from Always Sunny with a ton of eyeliner
Trump threatens “seditious” Democrats with death
Epstein files shred themselves hours before being released
MAGA guy saying “yeah but Bill wasn’t underage so Trump was just playing 4D chess when he sucked him off. Checkmate libturds”
Ivanka Trump quoting Jefferson’s denial of raping and impregnating his own slave is too perfectly ironic
Tucker Carlson says he has evidence that the assassination attempt in Butler, PA was faked
Megyn Kelly saying it’s ok to rape a 15 year because it’s not like she was 8
Taxpayers pay $36 a year to SNAP
JD Vance grew up on food stamps but now he has Charlie Kirk’s leftovers
90% of right-wing humor is “oh, does my behaving like a garbage human TRIGGER you?”
Stop immigration so we can take care of our own. Yeah, RIGHT
Corporate welfare is the real drain, not SNAP recipients
Lots of hope this week, between Mamdani winning, Cheney dying and Pelosi effectively retiring
People who fight tooth and nail to deny benefits to hungry people are truly evil
Transportation secretary acting a fool and saying pilots should ignore air traffic controllers and go with their gut feelings 🙄
Photo of many Democratic winners from Tuesday’s election, of varying ages, races and genders
New Cracker Barrel name: Caucasian Container
ELEPHANTS TOOK OUT SOME MILLIONAIRE SAFARI HUNTING GUIDE AND ORCAS TOOK DOWN A YACHT ON THE SAME DAY
Picture of the Pope blessing Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell. Caption: Well, great. Now people are going to associate the Catholic Church with pedophiles
For the Epsteinth time, an “underage woman” is called a CHILD
We wouldn’t be waiting for a list if we simply believed women
Release the list, and punish the Dems too
Sworn affidavit quote about Trump forcing 13 and 12-year-old girls into o perform oral sex on him
Them: when are you going to get over Epstein? Me: Around half-past Benghazi o’clock”
Every reporter should just keep asking Trump about Epstein until he flips out on camera
Dear MAGA, please excuse Donny from persecution. Signed, Epstein’s Mother (with a photo of Juan Epstein)
Me when the big beautiful obituary hits
When disasters hit Blue states it’s “God sending a message” and when they hit Red states it’s “Dems control the weather”
MAGA voters are wiling to suffer as long as people they hate suffer more
Gonna tell my kids this was the Epstein list—with a photo of Congress
I love this country so much, but I’m not a fan of the government right now
Joe Rogan feels Trump betrayed him over immigration
This is the government the founding fathers warned us about.