The Napoleon of Crunk

@shep.ca

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Law/marcomms intersections at https://shep.ca. Big ol' lefty. Dumb jokes.

A checklist of things required to call a building in the woods a "cabin" in movies, consisting of: The toilet experience is disturbing in at least one fundamental way; Bears; No running water / water requires some sort of filtration to remove grit and stank; Any meal or bathroom time could be interrupted by a squirrel/possum or bat at any moment; May not have mice but feels like it should have mice; Neighbours have angry dogs, guns, or angry dogs with guns; Windows are single-pane, and divided into smaller panes held in with some sort of pre-war goo; Liveable for 2.5 seasons max; winter is deathfuckery; Smells of pine, wood smoke, and 10,000 canned bean farts; More bears
An update of a 1931 Frankenstein poster to read "Skankenstein". Font is "Evil of Frankeinstein" by Brain Eaters Font. No AI used.
An art print of a flying bird carrying a lit match with "PEOPLE OVER PROFITS" WRITTEN ON IT.
this is why the bed is never made
A little pan with a little omelet
Digby and Agatha have a brief fracas
Shocktober 2025, a list of horror movies we are watching through the month of October. Boo!
a local theatre company invites auditions with an "Irish Accent attempt" oh laird jaysus they have no idear what's a'comin'
This is not Bruce Willis but how you say ze ‘awk of the ‘udson
A calendar of horror movies for every day in October 2025.
Delicious vegan lasagna
David S Pumpkins, that’s who!
Agatha declares this gross
this cat wants a snack
Two sister tortoiseshell cats looking out the window
A cool black cat we call Biff Juggernaut
A black cat with white feet, a real cutie
Beasts of Burden omnibus
Ozzy Osborne graffiti
A handsome hungry housecat
Zatoichi; the blind swordsman
Reed Richards assures Sue that she shouldn’t feel bad about being a fool, it is foreordained by her being a woman.
Courtney Cox and Lisa Kudrow in an add for a mobile game, dead eyes staring blankly out at the viewer, intoning "First of all, it's super fun" while conjuring existential dread.
Benjamin Jazzbo Grimm
Peanuts cartoon from June 1980, in which Linus asks an (off-panel) religious instructor at summer camp if it ever occurred to him that he might be wrong.
Ubuntu’s options for screen shutoff go through tiny increments and then leap from 15 minutes to “Never”
A regal looking cat sitting by an unmown lawn
Missing cat poster for “Mischieve”
A smashed cake on the sidewalk next to a house
A man in a MAGA t-shirt points at Christ on the cross shouting “he should have just obeyed the law”
My wife who is the best and also has new glasses!’
The cat is tired
Eltingville Club’s Pete says fast-moving zombies are bullshit!
Three paintings of cute versions of horror creatures.
A sunflower growing out of a sewer grate in Kingston, Ontario
A window sign that reads “Close”, likely a misprint from “Closed” but a mass produced commercial sign.
A sign that says no dogs allowed where somebody has been written the message unless they are good
Sign saying “washroom with urinals” making a men’s washroom gender neutral without any expense or fuss.
Star Trek title card for "Amok Time," re-written to read "Hammock Time."