raz |⚧️| רָז רְעוּאֵל

@shetef.myatproto.social

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Gendertreyf public librarian, union steward, and lapsed musicologist. 34. מוֹלַדְתֵּנוּ הָעוֹלָם כּוּלוֹ current reads: https://app.thestorygraph.com/profile/shetef

fancy pooh meme with normal hershey's and Symphony
Frasier Crane
a poem from Bo Burnham's EGGHEAD Him Ah, there he is. That motherfucker. What a tool.
a 3D render of the Luchot as sapphire tablets measuring 1 cubit cubed. art by u/ZaqShane on Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/Judaism/comments/unk76z/the_ten_commandments_as_described_by_jewish/
matchup 1: New York Yankees at Chicago White Sox
Matt Damon as Odysseus in THE ODYSSEY (2026)
James Garfield getting shot in the ass
the Mets are using AI to call litches and I am going to turn into the joker
shot of the original 1954 Godzilla crushing a plane in one hand while menacing an array of tanks
raz's pantone birth chart palette Cancer Sun - Moonlit Shell (Pantone 537 C, #B8C8D6) Taurus Moon - Olive Velvet (Pantone 7749 C, #7E7A48) Taurus Rising - Sage Terrace (Pantone 5777 C, #9AAD6F) Cancer Venus - Pearl Blush (Pantone 7605 C, #E0B7B0)
The John Oliver General Hospital meme format overlaid with the Mustafar dialogue
hardball meme with the GameCube roster for Soul Calibur II in the middle
a team drafted in Chasin' 117 with a 118-44 record. C: Buster Posey, 2012 Giants 1B: Carl Yastrzemski, 1970 Red Sox 2B: Snuffy Stirnweiss, 1945 Yankees 3B: Josh Donaldson, 2015 Blue Jays SS: Wander Franco, 2023 Rays OF: Barry Bonds, 1989 Pirates OF: Mickey Mantle, 1961 Yankees OF: Luis Gonzales, 1999 Diamondbacks DH: Willie McGee, 1985 Cardinals SP: Shohei Ohtani, 2022 Angels SP: Greg Maddux, 1992 Cubs SP: Walter Johnson, 1924 Senators CL: Andrew Kittredge, 2021 Rays Team totals: 241 HR 829 RBI 202 SB .312 AVG .394 OBP .536 SLG 2.28 ERA 8.35 K/9
Moonlight, the 2007 romantic vampire crime drama that I'm only about 70% sure actually existed
a post from @aprilglick.bsky.social that has been cropped to read "marcus semien you are no longer allowed"
a roster built in Chasin' 117 with a record of 120-42. C Gene Tenace (1979 Padres) 1B David Ortiz (2007 Red Sox) 2B Rogers Hornsby (1929 Cubs) 3B Mel Ott (1938 Giants) SS Francisco Lindor (2024 Mets) OF Tony Gwynn (1987 Padres) OF Pete Reiser (1941 Dodgers) OF Mike Trout (2022 Angels) DH Alex Rodriguez (2005 Yankees) SP Nolan Ryan (1991 Rangers) SP Bob Gibson (1968 Cardinals) SP Phil Niekro (1978 Braves) CL Jeff Russell (1989 Rangers) Team Totals: 272 HR, 880 RBI, 120 SB, .320 AVG, .415 OBP, .571 SLG, 2.22 ERA, 8.68 K/9
the Chicago Cubs logo with Chicago Bears navy and orange instead of red and blue.
Jeremy Bearimy from "The Good Place"
Nancy looking shocked
New England Revolution logo in trans pride colors
New York Jets logo in trans pride colors
two posts from MLB Transaction Bot: New York Mets sent 1B Jorge Polanco on a rehab assignment to Syracuse Mets. New York Mets sent C Francisco Alvarez on a rehab assignment to Syracuse Mets.
New York Mets logo in nonbinary colors
Las Vegas Aces logo in nonbinary colors
Five Neat Guys from SCTV
This is the bone of my tenth son
The Mets are destroying my will to live
a See 'N Say from the late 80s/early 90s with farm animals. no squirrels in sight
a notification for the Bluesky Android app saying "Diogeneez Nutz liked your post"
Rabbi Isaac Meyer Wise
cover art for THE LAST MUGHAL by William Dalrymple
@shetef.bsky.social 6h some big anniversaries this week. yesterday marked 5 years since I finished conversion to Judaism and today is the 7th anniversary of me coming out. (yes, I came out on #TDOV) @ajharris.bsky.social 12m When is the anniversary of your control of Hollywood? 😆 I kid, congratulations. @shetef.bsky.social 10m this is a kind of fucked up joke to make, random stranger. I do not know you and we do not have sufficient rapport to support this @ajharris.bsky.social I'm sorry if it's not your sense of humour. It's still funny.
papa john having a crashout
7. SUNY Fredonia has never said what the alleged threats to Professor Kershnar's safety are (and its daily crime log reflects no reported threats at all), what measures its purported "investigation" entailed, or whether the investigation ever concluded. If it is still ongoing, SUNY Fredonia's investigation has now outlasted the Warren Commission's investigation into the assassination of JFK, the U.S. Senate inquiry into the sinking of the Titanic, the Iran hostage crisis, and the federal government's investigation into the Challenger disaster.
nine copies of The 48 Laws of Power
a screencap of Martin Crane blazed out of his fucking mind from "High Holidays" (Frasier S11E11)
you asked for an image draw a skeleton cowboy playing the accordion "ai" responded with an angry skeleton in a pink cowboy hat holding a pastel green accordion
Curley and Jud during the "Pore Jud is Daid" sequence in Oklahoma!
menu from the infamous Trefa Banquet of 1883 MENU Little Neck Clams (Half Shell) "Amontillado" Sherry POTAGES Consomme Royal. "Sauternes" POISSONS Fillet de Boef, aux Champignons, Soft Shell Crabs, a l'Amerique, Pommes Duchesse. Salade of Shrimp. "St. Julien." ENTREE Sweet Breads, a la Monglas. Petits Pots, a la Francaise. "Deidesheimer." RELEVEE. Poulets, a la Viennaise. Asperges Sauce, Vinaigrette Pommes "Punch Romain." [Pate. Grenouiles a la Creme and Cauliflower. ROTI. Vol au Vents de Pigeons, a la Tyrolienne. Salade de Saitue. "G. H. Mumm Extra Dry." HORS-D'OUEVERS. Bouchies de Volaille, a la Regeurs. Olives Caviv, Sardelles de Hollande, Brissotins au Supreme Tomatoe, Mayonnaise. SUCRES. Ice Cream. Assorted and Ornamented Cakes. ENTREMENTS. Fromages Varies. Fruits Varies. "Martell Cognac." Cafe Noir.
Pokémon 30th anniversary logo featuring Muk
Martin Harris distraught to find the 116 pages are missing
Castiel and Dean Supernatural meme Castiel: I love you. Dean: Charlie Brown had hoes
raz's new tattoo on their right forearm. A vulture is perched on a stack of books. The vulture's head and feathers have red highlights.
dancer from "Shia LeBeouf Live" by Rob Cantor
Anthony Colicchio played by Benjamin Busch on The Wire
Otto the Otter, mascot of the 2002 Salt Lake Paralympics
Dry Bones from the Super Mario games. A little skeleton turtle guy
Fry sitting on the universe
YOU JUST LOST TO ILYA SOROKING
Meowth sprite from FRLG
Ekans sprite from FRLG
Spearow sprite from FRLG
Rattata sprite from FRLG
Pidgeotto sprite from Fire Red & Leaf Green
Wartortle sprite from Fire Red & Leaf Green
How to Cocktail: Recipes and Techniques for Building the Best Drinks by America's Test Kitchen
jazz music stops meme
A ceramic menorah lit for the first night of Chanukah sits on a cluttered table. The menorah is in the shape of a group of musicians. The shamash is playing a hornpipe and tonight's candle is playing a drum.
The Births section from the Wikipedia page for the year 1337. February 25 - Wenceslaus I, Duke of Luxembourg, Czech Duke of Luxembourg (d. 1383) date unknown: Louis II, Duke of Bourbon (d. 1410) Jean Froissart, historian and courtier from Hainaut (d. 1405) Bianca of Savoy, lady consort of Milan (d. 1387) Chong Mong-ju, Goryeo diplomat and poet (d. 1392) Robert III of Scotland, second monarch from the House of Stewart to rule Scotland (d. 1406)