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A still image of the underwater Breach from Pacific Rim, the location where the kaiju arrived at Earth.
The Codicier. She is a short, rotund, mouse-like creature in a green hempen robe. Her mouse tail is visible from under the hem of her robe. She is wearing a large, repeatedly mended witch hat, as well as an overstuffed leather backpack. Her expression is comically worried.
An instance of the DLSS5 Off/On meme. On the left (DLSS5 Off) is the original declining NVIDIA stock ticker. On the right (DLSS5 On) is the same graph inverted and hue-shifted green to appear as if it was doing well and increasing.
The sprite of the "taco suprema" item from Caves of Qud.
A digital drawing of Elenora divided into her three sister components, each head with a different expression. The main body's hands are painting a miniature. Leah, the head on the left, is saying "C'monnn, El. You've had the hands for, like, a bajillion years." El, the middle head, is focused and saying "It's been forty-five minutes, Leah. You'll get your turn next." Nora, the head on the right, is asleep.
A sketch page of Elenora, a three-eyed, green-skinned, snake-necked gorgon girl. The sketches consist of: Elenora looking over her friend's shoulder with her long neck, standing there in a full-body shot saying "bruh.", a headshot of her looking unamused saying "Damn u got the whole squad laughin", screaming with her neck arched next to a picture of a fantasy wurm in the same pose, and finally, a colored picture of her glancing up at the viewer while eating chips.
A lineup of four character designs. First is Miki, a short girl wearing a chef's jacket and a blue beret with short brown hair. Second is Hayley, a taller cowgirl wearing a stetson hat, red bandana around her neck, and traditional cowboy garb. Next is Pirona, a tiny girl with bright pink curly hair and red/blue heterochromia, wearing a colorful spotted clown outfit. Last is Meiru, a towering tall girl who is poorly cosplaying a robot.
A digitally drawn comic. Hoo boy, transcribing a comic. Here we go: Panel 1: A short, antlike character wearing a green and yellow striped shirt (Hattie) is yelling "ELENORA!" which is colored alternating green and purple. Panel 2: A tall panel that shows Elenora laying on a couch in the distance. She is saying "what." in a much smaller speech bubble. Panel 3: Hattie is standing still, her hand retracted, saying "...". Panel 4: Hattie is squished down with a sarcastic expression, saying "Sword-man takes no skill." Panel 5: Elenora extends her snake-neck rapidly (with a "ZIIIIIP!" onomatopoeia) and gets in Hattie's face. Hattie looks very shocked. Elenora says "The fuck you say?" Panel 6: Hattie gets back in Elenora's face, squishing Elenora's neck back like an accordion. Hattie says "I said, is wake-up into unblockable super too hard for you?" Panel 7: The two get into a shouting match with each other. Elenora yells "WHAT-- You can do that, like, once a match! It's better than B-reversing Heavy Spin until the heat death of the universe!" to which Hattie replies, "Oh, you leave Kensu OUT of this." Panel 8: A wide-angle shot from another part of the room. On the left is a continuation of the shouting match: "I'll fucking kill you!" "Do it, COWARD!" "I ain't scared of going back to JAIL!" "At least stay there this time!" "Goddamn ant!" "Stupid snake!" On the right, Cameron (a guy with tan skin, silver/red hair, and bat ears) sips from a mug as he talks to Kelly (a human with long blonde hair and a purple sweater). Kelly says "Goodness gracious. How do you deal with them going at it like this all the time?" to which Cameron responds, "You kidding? I don't even need Netflix."
A cartoonish drawing of a three-headed snake woman. Each head has one large golden eye and purple hair. The left head is snickering and has an amused expression. The middle head has an annoyed expression. The right head is shouting angrily at the other two. Their body has a baggy gray sweatshirt with the letters "MR" in red on it. The background is a blurred green and blue landscape.
A totally redrawn edit of the "loss.jpg" comic. In the first panel, Ononbit, a blue metallic creature, bursts into a mud hut. In the second panel, it receives directions from a slime creature. In the third panel, it confers with a lumpy green creature. In the fourth panel, instead of the laying-down miscarriage pose from the original, Ononbit finds Twoj, a viny and withered plant husk reclining casually with a speech bubble saying "Hey, how's it going?"
A redrawn version of the Bonzi Buddy email meme comic. Panel 1: A small black cat-gremlin like creature lays on a couch next to an armoire, which has a mirror displaying a giant eye. The gremlin says "Oh Ghatura TM, I'm just feeling real low." Panel 2: A closeup of the eye in the mirror. The eye says "I CAN SEE THE SOUL OF YOUR DEAD WIFE". Panel 3: A middle distance shot of the gremlin. He lays in silent contemplation for a beat. Panel 4: The gremlin sits up, and we can now see a spirit version of the same creature he is. Both he and the spirit gremlin say "Oh shit, for real?"
A landscape illustration of a plains scene. The subject is a "samorah", a large orange creature shaped vaguely like a slide, with an eye at the top of its raised tail and another eye at the front of its two-tined "mouth". In front of it, a small orange and brown creature stares back at it. They are surrounded by sparse black and red trees. In the distance, purple mountains sit lazily on the horizon, with the sun hovering above them. The sun has two lenses floating around it, one black and one red.
A redrawn meme of the "Is this a pigeon?" format. The corpulent green god Buvpitap beholds a small muddy orb labeled "literally the entire planet". The meme is captioned "Is this food?"
A redrawn meme in the style of the meme where a boy is honking a trumpet at a girl covering her ears. On the left is Arkumain, a being made of sharp bone-white fragments, covering the spots where its ears would be. On the right is Buvpitap, a corpulent off-green creature with many lumpy heads, each of which is blowing a trumpet.
Ononbit holds a leash that's around the shoulders of Chupilain. Ononbit is a tall, blue, filigreed robot entity, and Chupilain is a shorter green entity with a heavy, flat metal slab for a lower body.
A lineart sketch of two angular, draconic creatures with diamond-shaped heads. The left one has broad shoulders with spines, sharp fingers, a dragon's tail and hooves. The right one is the same, but wearing a leather craftsman's apron and giant monocular goggle over its single diamond eye. It holds a strange tool.
A black-and-white lineart sketch. A short-statured creature clad in bulky, top-heavy armor charges towards the viewer. It has horns, or possibly cat ears, simple features and pointed feet. It wields a sword that's longer than it is tall, and it seems to be screaming a battle cry.
A massive, wrinkled plant looms over a misty town. In the foreground, a small, orange, four-armed figure wearing red clothes looks up at the plant in the distance. The top of the plant is a withered seed pod that glows green from within and is surrounded by a glowing gold halo. It has long thorny vines that snake all around the town. Black ichor bleeds out of the seed pod and from other cuts along its stalk. In the streets, purple-clad figures mill about.
A concrete wall painted with the white silhouette of a mountain. Above the mountain, many blue figures are painted with red dot details, including a three headed snake, a humanoid figure wearing a poncho, a rectangular humanoid, a circle with legs, and a symbolic representation of a sun and mountain. They are surrounded by other smaller doodles.
A stock image of Spot, the Boston Dynamics quadrupedal robot.
The character Barbara from Genshin Impact stands in an animated pose with the Pokémon Barbaracle. Barbara has one eye closed and is smiling, with one hand on her chest and the other pointed out. Her Barbaracle is also singing with an uncharacteristically happy expression. The two are surrounded by blue, wavy music notes. The image is signed "@SHIELDMAN".
Sonic the Hedgehog reclining with his legs crossed. He has a large speech bubble thats says "I want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less and I'm NOT KIDDING"
A screenshot of a Steam Forums comment chain with the usernames blacked out. The first comment says "It's up to you to decide when you are satisfied with the information you have found." The second comment is a reply to the first and says "how do I decide when I am satisfied?"
A screenshot from the videogame Path of Exile 1. The player character stands in a hole in a broken wall, facing the edge of a deep pit. There is a balcony across from them, and a green line encircles the player and points to the balcony. Another green circle highlights the Dash skill in the player's skill hotbar. A red line goes circuitously around the edge of the screenshot, indicating a much, much further distance. The minimap in the top right corner has the same red and green lines, showing how the shortcut saves significant distance.
A digital drawing of a winged purple monster with one eye and a sluglike body. It is standing in a dungeon corridor made of gray stone with a stone archway in the background. A torch on the wall lights up its big green slitted eye. A rusty grate spills some sort of green slime onto the floor in front of it. The lines of the drawing are very thick and unsteady, and the colors are blocky and vibrant.
A cartoony, digital art drawing of a green-scaled snake woman with a very long neck and three eyes. She has short purple hair and is wearing a gray, baggy sweatshirt with the letters "MR" in red on the chest. Her arms are up, and her hands are making two victory/peace signs on either side of her face. Her lower-left eye is closed and her tongue zig-zags out of her straight-lipped mouth. Her serpentine neck curls in a vague "S" pattern between her head and shoulders. Behind her, the words "YEAR OF THE SNAKE" appear in bold, blocky, red font, and the text is heavily obscured by her. It is signed "@SHIELDMAN" at the bottom.
The Magic: the Gathering card Island Fish Jasconius.
A GIF of a mouse cursor getting pushed away from a red boxing glove after running into it.
A stick figure with an oblong orange head stands on a floating white pillar with other floating pillars of ascending height on either side. The quality is intentionally low as if it was made in MS Paint.