ShiftKicker

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Reader, nerd, gardener, derby retiree, Kneecap fan she/her Trans rights=human rights Here because of socialized medicine. Masking saves lives TERFS, nazis & sealions automatically blocked

An enormous red cedar medallion carved in Coast Salish style by artist Susan A. Point with a whorl around a central point of wings, an eagle's head and two figures with their hands raised. It is set high on a wall with a waterfall feature backdrop and there are stairs and an escalator going down to a large entry hall with two large carved wooden panels on each side representing female and male figures in traditional Coast Salish style.
A screenshot of a 4 panel image. Each panel is a photo of a cat relaxing in potholes, a dented metal roof or a caved in windshield. It is titled "This keeps happening. How heavy are cats?"
A black and white English setter carefully plucking a leaf from a kale plant growing in a back alley.
A screencap of a twatter post by Katie Dippold (a writer for Parks and Recreation) "Tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grownups drinking wine vibe" and showing a picture of a woman dressed as the babadook looking extremely uncomfortable and out of place amongst people wearing casual clothes in a suburban looking living room.
A screencap of text from the real estate page stating "What's special- One of a kind, 4-sided brick home located in the desirable Howard Oaks subdivision. Shown by appointment only."
A screencap of a Times headline stating "Firm tied to Trump Donor got no-bid contract to clean reflecting pool. A White House spokeswoman said the president was not involved in selecting Greenwater Services, the business owned by a trust led by John J Cafaro."
A close up of a black and white English setter being handed an orange salmonberry. His whiskers are flared out and his tongue is touching it in anticipation, but he is waiting for permission to gently take it.
A golden retriever with the white face of a very good old girl is lying under a camp table and looking up expectantly from the space between the bench seat and the table, where there is a very full plate of bacon and eggs.
A photo of Stephen Miller, one of the Nazis in the White House cabinet, looking pensive and resting his chin on his hand and probably thinking about how he can be even more diabolically racist.
Screenshot of a profile header saying the following: Angela Follows you @j-beanz.bsky.social 7K followers 75.4K following 16 posts Democratic supporter. Dog mom. Fed up with the impact of Trump's policies on our people. I love my blue state.
A hand drawn clock with all the numbers drawn on the right side and with the left side entirely blank. This is a standard exercise given to people suspected of Alzheimer's Disease. Donald Trump has advanced cognitive decline overlaying lifelong narcissism and oh my god why hasn't he been given the hook? It's elder abuse at this point and everyone needs to go to jail.
A side by side image comparing a black and white speckled English setter in profile draped in a multicoloured blanket and lying on top of another red plaid blanket and looking very pensive- with Pre-Raphaelite painting of a red haired woman in a pale yellow dress with dangling sleeves and wearing a pale grey head covering looking to the left wistfully while a man wearing a crown kisses her hand. The painting is a detail of "Cordelia's Farewell" by the painter Edwin Austin Abbey.
A medium haired black cat with lemon yellow eyes and long white eyebrow feelers is poking his head out from behind the arm of a patterned velvet armchair.
An image of a pop up message stating "Thank you! Your message has been successfully sent"
A black and white fluffy tuxedo cat with white eye feelers and whiskers sitting with his ears back and glaring through a glass door from outside. It looks damp and wintry and the colour of the sunlight indicates it is late in the day.
A photo of a pile of cellophane wrapped cream and brown striped hard candies.
A screencap of an error message when trying to report a substack link to the labeler. It says "Something went wrong. Please try again."
A golden retriever with a grumpy look on her face and a black and white English Setter giving excellent side eye, both parked together in front of a pretty pink flowering bush and refusing to pose nicely. At least they're both looking at the camera at the same time.
A cone made of pizza dough with someone off camera using tongs to place very sloppy looking spaghetti and meatballs into it and captioned "POV: you ordered spaghetti meatballs inside a pizza cone."
A photo taken from above of a tiny fuzzy golden retriever puppy lying on a slate tile floor with her little frog legs stretched out behind her and looking innocently up at the camera with her little dark eyes and black button nose.
A screencap of a psychotic and irredeemable Donald Trump Truth Social post that states: "Robert Mueller just died. Good, I'm glad he's dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people! President DONALD J. TRUMP"
A golden retriever with a happy smile and a black and white English setter looking morose are sitting on a brick path in a wintry rose garden with snow just starting to fall. There are some early red primroses and purple scillas planted under an evergreen hedge off to one side and the whole scene looks magical.
Jellied Bird's Nest Fungus (Nidula candida) A very close up photo of a cup shaped fungus growing out of a fallen log. It has a smooth inside and a wooly textured outside. It is white around the rim and greenish towards where it is attached to the log. There are some small grey lentil shaped fruiting bodies inside the cup and what looks like some algae or bits of moss caught in the fuzz around the rim.
A medium haired black and white tuxedo cat proudly sitting next to a control box for lasers that are used to mark places on green screens for film production.
A close up of a large shaggy cream coloured golden retriever in front of a picnic table. He is gazing directly into the camera and absolutely pretending he is not holding a piece of slobbery cedar bark hidden in his mouth.
A black and white English Setter with white streaks on his ears, a white muzzle and a black nose gazing lying on a green rug and mindlessly off to the right and holding a squishy fabric ball in his mouth.
A black and white English Setter half under a blackberry bush, ignoring the cascade of ripe berries draped across his back and nibbling at a spray of unripe berries instead.
A large group of bright red Amanita muscaria mushrooms poking out of brown fallen leaves surrounding the foot of a tree. There is a carpark in the background.
Questionable Stropharia. A close up image taken from ground level of a single white stemmed mushroom with a shiny, slightly pointed yellow cap growing from a bed of brown alder leaves and cedar fronds. There are coniferous trees in the background and it is slightly misty.
A still from the Rocky Horror Picture Show film showing the character Riff Raff with a slimy smirk on his face and lounging on a gilded throne.
A mezzanine room overlooking a tacky games room via a glass and brass balcony. It has a faux stone tile floor, low pink wall and a black ceiling. brown velvet sofa-bed type thing half covered in a shiny black vinyl sheet. There is a step ladder and random wood boards lying on the floor, as well a Goodfella's movie poster and some falling down green Christmas lights along the balcony rail. Total murder room vibes.
Hideously tacky and very cluttered Western themed games room. Red velvet patterned wallpaper, wood panelling, as well elk, warthog and boar heads hanging on the walls, along with posters and paintings of of cowboys, a gun cabinet and stacks of cds. A poker table covered in stuff, including a cowhorn and fur headdress.
Fluted Bird's Nest Fungus (Cyathus striatus) A cluster of cup shaped fungi with light grey striated insides and fuzzy brown outsides There are several tiny white lentil shaped fruiting bodies in each cup. The cluster is growing in a bed of wet bark mulch.
Photo of a Flo Mask face mask in side view on a white background. It has a black frame with a light grey silicon seal and a white filter.
A screencap of someone saying "This keeps happening. How heavy are cats?" with a 4 panel image. Each panel contains a picture of a cat comfortably resting in a pothole in a brick road, a huge sag in a tin roof, a caved in car windshield and a pothole in an asphalt road- implying cats are so heavy as to cause impact damage in large objects.
A screenshot of a producer from CBS contacting the poster Daniel Suitor saying: "Hi Daniel I'm a producer with CBS NEWS the national broadcast network. I left you a voicemail on your business number and just tried what I think is your cell phone. I saw in the Star Tribune that you have video of the actual incident involving ICE and a civilian- we wanted to see if you could share that video with us. Please free to give me a call or text back. Thanks." and Daniel suitor replying "Fuck Bari Weiss"
A golden retriever and a black and white English Setter sitting in front of an extremely crowded lawn filled with inflatable Christmas ornaments on a rainy day. The golden has a cheerful grin on her face because she's never not happy, while the setter is looking glumly at the camera because he doesn't want to sit in the wet grass.
Screenshot of account @leavingislam.bsky.social promoting the conspiracy theory. Text from the post: "I've been watching videos of Nick Shirley, who is uncovering some of the fraud. Disgusting that people are robbing the tax payer of so much money, and taking advantages of social services to do so."
The view from behind a golden retriever and a black and white English setter looking through a glass patio door at a raccoon who is standing on its hind legs and patting the door like it's asking the dogs to let it in.
A black and white medium haired tuxedo cat with luxurious long white whiskers and eyebrows is nestled smugly in the middle of a Christmas wreath with two perfectly placed fabric poinsettia flowers that was left unattended on the dining table while his mum went to look for a hook to hang it on. It is his now.
A medium haired black and white tuxedo cat with luxurious white whiskers and eyebrows is taking up a whole empty shelf on an otherwise fully stacked book shelf. He is gazing directly into the camera with his gold coloured eyes with a very serious expression on his face.
A vintage 13" fashion doll with blonde hair wearing a crocheted large brimmed hat and dress of various shades of blue with a skirt large enough to hide a toilet paper roll under it.
A pure white fungus that looks exactly as though someone dabbed blobs of shaving cream on the surface of a wet log.
Splitgill mushrooms. A cream coloured fan shaped mushroom with a rough fuzzy textured surface growing on a wet log. There is a small bright green patch of moss in the foreground on the left side of the image.
A close up of the underside of a rotten log, covered in little white shiny droplet shaped slime mold fruiting bodies dangling from it.
A large lumpy white fungus that looks exactly like a head of cauliflower growing on top of a group of pale green and white shelf fungi on a log covered in fir needles. There are two brown slugs and some fir needles scattered on the surface of the white fungus.
Fly Agaric. A vibrantly red capped mushroom with white flecks and a white stem in a bed of brown fallen beech leaves. A slightly out of focus golden retriever in the background is sniffing some more red capped mushrooms.
A screenshot with 4 panels showing pictures of cats relaxing in the middle of destruction- one lying in a large pothole in a cobble street, one lying in huge dent on a corrugated iron roof, one sleeping in the centre of a smashed car windshield and one in a circle of broken concrete. The image has the text "This keeps happening. How heavy are cats?"
A black and white English setter with a concerned expression sitting a safe distance away from two candle-lit pumpkins with very pleasant expressions carved into them.
Black and white studio photo of very large and imposing bearded man in an enormous ankle length fur coat with his fists on his hips, standing next to a seated woman half his size and dressed very chiquely in a knee length black dress, gloves, patent shoes and netted hat. A very staged looking photo.
A black and white fluffy tuxedo cat and two golden retrievers all lying in a row on a patterned rug and looking at the camera like they've been interrupted in the middle of mischief.
Very sad black and white English setter puppy with pink swollen muzzle because he actually managed to catch a bee. He was given Benadryl and tucked up with a blankie to sleep it off and was absolutely fine within the hour.
A black and white English setter with a purple collar and a very serious expression, sitting in profile in front of a vibrant magenta azalea bush in full bloom and covering the whole background.
A map of North America, with Canada and the west coast of the US, along with the northernmost states, starting with Mn and eastwards, along w New England all in blue indicating they now be part of Canada.
A 4 panel cartoon illustrating the sea lion meme- a term referring to intrusive attempts at engaging an unwilling debate opponent by feigning civility and incessantly requesting evidence to back up their claims.
Two dogs on a gravel path in the woods- a golden retriever and a black and white English setter, both sitting like good dogs. They are looking to the left of the photo, completely oblivious to the two ducks in a pond behind them.
A medium haired tuxedo cat sitting on a chair at a set dining table, complete with linen napkins, patiently waiting to be served.
A very forlorn looking black and white English Setter puppy with a very swollen pink muzzle.
Overhead photo of two very wet dogs looking at the camera- a cheerful golden retriever and a very reproachful looking black and white English setter sitting on wet gravel with some lush greenery behind them.