Daniel Douglas Howell

@shinydan.northsky.social

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No, not that one. 51, UK, Bisexual, autistic, proud nerd. Hope. Billionaires: pogue mahone. #LookDadNewTunes #DouglasWatchesEveryAnime

A green-on-black polygon with the following scores attached Cadence 100, Vigil 8, Lexicon 36, Polish 91, Drift 35, Chorus 42. Under that, it reads 56 Ordinary Primate, The Tide.
A black sniper rifle, with sight attached.
The BLAKE'S 7 title screen, with the text: "THE CHEQUE'S IN THE POST by J. MICHAEL STRACZYNSKI"
BLUESKY LICENSE Daniel Douglas Howell
5 Star Booker: 5 Star Show Of The Year Live from Lewiston Armory, Lewiston, Maine, USE 5.75 Stars: Andre the Giant def. Cody Rhodes 4.25 Stars: Mayu Awatani def. Dump Matsumoto 5.5 Stars: Sting def. Sanada 5.5 Stars: Awesome Kong def. Emi Sakura 4.25 Stars: Killer Kross def. Mistico I booked a 5 Star Show, think you can book five stars?
A colour cartoon image. On a blue background studded with identical white clouds, are the following words in the Toy Story fonts: "FLOGGING A TOY HORSE"
In front of a glowing multicoloured nebula, the words "THE MICKEY MOUSE SHITEHOUSE"
On a plain starfield, the words "THE EARWORM OF ROCK MAN ROCK"
In yellow text, "Doctor". In large metallic text, "WHO". Under that: "OPPOSITE CORONATION STREET AGAIN, BY BEN AARONOVITCH"
A DVD case. A nuclear mushroom cloud occupies the centre of the image. Above it are the words "The end of the world as we know it". Under it are the words "Threads". Under that are various characters from the film, most notably the traffic warden whose face is covered in bandages. Under them is the text, "The closest you'll ever want to come to nuclear war".
The USS Enterprise-D stands still in space. Above it, in the series title font, are the words, "You CLOTHE Your Wimmin?!"
A white man with brown hair in a dark suit and leather gloves points a silver gun towards the right of the image. Just visible, on his left breast, is a golden badge bearing the Greek letter PSI. (Walter Koenig as ALFRED BESTER, "Babylon 5")
A pastiche of the Burger King logo. Inside two golden ellipsoids meant to represent buns are the words "BUM SEX" in bold red type. Underneath them in brown text is the phrase, "it's what's for dinner".
On a yellow background, red words: "CLUE - THE MOVIE". Around it are images of various actors dressed as the characters from Clue/Cluedo, and one dresses as a butler.
A bald white man, wearing glasses, a brown and grey goatee and a leather jacket is standing in a shopping centre. He's smiling.
Over a red, green and yellow iris hanging in space, are the following words using the "DUNE" font: "Dune Messiah" and "there shouldn't be any text here"
The Pokopia background shot - a Pokemon centre nestled in a forest, and a farm with various Pokemon wandering through it. In front of that, on a green patch, are the words "well, actually" in multicoloured text.
A pair of 1960s traffic lights from Dover Castle, both showing a very bluish green.
A white man in a red v-necked shirt is looking at the viewer, with one hand hovering over his left pec. He has slicked back hair and a toothbrush moustache. Above him and to the left is an album title: "INTRODUCING SPARKS".
A rusted steel bell, held in a large square marble display. Behind it, trees and bushes can be seen. Inlaid in black on the front of the marble panel nearest the viewer is the text: "Translation of inscription on the bell - Come pleasant weather and gentle rain. The empire happy at peace again." Taken in Victoria Park, Portsmouth, United Kingdom
A still from an animation of a child in a cap, with a badly matched red overlay of the cap above it. Above him are four Japanese characters which read "Katsudo Shashin" - "Moving Picture".
21 Jun 1994 : The a.f.p. drinking game is conceived. The game is a big success, to say the least: for months, the newsgroup has more one-line "<glug>" replies than normal articles. From: Dan Howell Subject: The Alt.Fan.Pratchett Drinking Game Date: Tue 21 Jun 1994 18:36:28 GMT Well, someone has to do it... - 1 whenever a newbie posts. - 1 for every food thread. - 1 for every alcohol thread. - 1 for every "My university's better than yours..." - 1 for the first time you see Pterry post in a day. - 1 for every casting thread. - 2 if it includes the phrase "James Earl Jones". - 1 for every Pratchett quote. (Sigs not included) - 2 if it's non-Discworld. - 2 if it's oblique. - 1 for every use of the word "merkin". - 1 every time someone complains about books not being available. - 1 for the use of the word "o/ook" - 3 if it turns into a flamewar about the number of Ohs. - Tip the bottle down the sink if anyone posts anything R...(sssch! you know what...) - Drink the entire contents if Pterry quits writing...you'll need to.
Two white men sit together in a black and white photograph, one wearing a woolen coat and the other in a jester's smock. In blobby 1960s text in front of them is the word "NIRVANA".
A birthday cake on a table, with two small fireworks in full blast
A brightly coloured copy of "The Hitch-hikers Guide To The Galaxy" by Douglas Adams
An 8-bit computer screen, showing a blue and white spacecraft on the left with a yellow/green sphere on its nose, facing off against an array of weapons in a three-quarter circle. Under the gameplay area is a blue bar marked "Beam", a green score, a white lives-left display, and a purple high-score display at the bottom of the screen.
A Space Marine figure in armour painted in Ultramarine colours - blue and gold. He holds an enormous gun in one hand, and a banner pokes out of his backpack. His facial sculpt and paintjob makes him look a lot like Brock Lesnar.
A ginger cat snarls directly at the screen, it's white fangs and red tongue clearly visible.
A man, standing behind a microphone, in a sumo ring behind a table covered with purple cloth. He is reading from a large piece of paper. In front of the table and to the viewers' right, a young person in a green shirt and brown trousers is squatting and holding an enormous macaron.
A cheap clip-art cricket bat with a red handle. The blade of the bat has the word "clue" written on it in black text with a red outline.
An adult recumbent tricycle with the single wheel at the front, and white plastic fairing all around with gold trim.
A black and white cartoon image of anthropomorphic animals. A bear and a rabbit dressed in accurate WW2 Japanese naval uniforms look up in awe at something. ("Momotaro: Sacred Sailors", Shochiku, dir SEO Mitsuyo, April 1945)
A young white man with long blond hair and a beard, naked to the waist, is saying something to someone off-screen. He is holding a large white jar with the words "ASS CREAM" on it.
In front of vaguely spaceship-looking brown panels, a white man in an all-grey uniform is standing with both arms bent at the elbows and index fingers pointing vaguely upwards. He has a badge over his left pectoral, an H on his forehead showing him to be a hologram, and a confused expression. (Chris Barrie as Arnold J. Rimmer, "Red Dwarf")
A small black sign standing on a concrete path. It reads "NORTHERN BLoC" and "ICE CREAM IS GOOD FOR YOU".
A very tall tower with an external frame that resembles a spinnaker sail, beside a waterfront. The tower dwarfs all the other buildings in the picture.
An anime-styled drawing of a small humanoid red robot, with a silver section housing its eyes and a small t-shapes antenna on its head. It's dancing in front of a blue and white background. (Nono, from "ULYSSES 31")
A topless, muscular man with a full beard is flicking two fingers at the camera.
An anime character - Yamcha from Dragon Ball - in a fighting stance. He has tanned white skin and black hair held back by a red headband. He's wearing purple and red armbands, an orange cloak and trousers, and a green gi with a red Japanese character in a white circle on it. He's also wearing a white belt and blue boots.
A baking tray, covered in silver foil, full of uncooked, homemade chicken dippers.
White text on a red background: MEETINGS A practical alternative to work
A white man (Gareth Armstrong) with long black hair, wearing a large blue hat and ornate gold and white clothes in the fashion of Renaissance Italy.
Top text: Scarfolk Council Citizen's Advice. Picture: a white hand points its index finger at the viewer. Text below: No* Asterisked text: No Bottom text: For more information please reread this poster
Two white men in suits stand behind an armchair. A white lady in a white blouse and black jacket sits in it. In front of her is white outlined text reading "COPENHAGEN". Beside them are the actors' names: Stephen Rea, Daniel Craig and Francesca Annis.
The late Pope Francis, in papal white garb and hat, holds a microphone close to his mouth and holds his hand near the bottom.
A white woman, with blonde hair and perfect teeth, is wearing a pinafore dress over a white blouse. She's sitting on a stool we can't see and is singing while playing a guitar. A white, blonde child is kneeling to her right, and two other equally Aryan children are in the photo. Behind them is a lush forest landscape.
Reddit post marked "Discussion" Heading: How do you find conflict zones? Text: I'm looking for conflict zones to work up my combat rank. I've been through multiple systems and can't find any. Is there any specific way to find them? Immediately underneath is an advert from Visit Glasgow, which reads Glasgow: a city to be feasted on. There's a small, hazy picture of Glasgow's River Clyde next to the text, with a play button on top of it.
A black and white poster. At the top are the words "Scarfolk Council Citizens Advice". The centre has a white hand, pointing directly at the viewer. Underneath it is the word "No" with an asterisk: underneath that is an asterisk with the word "No" in smaller type. At the bottom are the words "For more information please reread this poster".
A purple-haired anime character with a pink bandana, gloves and shawl is singing into a microphone.
A record shop, with vinyl albums stacked neatly in racks on the left, a merch hoodie in the middle, and more vinyl in slots on the right. Above it all is a blue neon sign reading "BELLA UNION".
A Highland Cow, lying in a barn, looking over its own shoulder. It has no horns and it's coat is thick and a lustrous red.
A white man (Martin Shaw) with a bubble perm, wearing a white and green jacket, gazed into the camera.
A child with black anime hair in a blue gilet sits next to a pigman, with his hands behind his head, who's wearing a black Chinese communist uniform including a red star on the cap. The pigman is saying, "The only thing I'm into is women. Nothing else."
A set of green train carriages, covered in fairy lights.
Toucannon, a Pokémon that looks like a toucan. A bird with black feathers and red secondaries, blue feet and a white chest with blue and yellow trim. It's eyes are black with pale blue, green and yellow accents, and it's long beak has blue, indigo, purple, red and black stripes.
A drawing of a thin man with long hair and a scraggly beard, wearing a beaten up red wizard's robe and a matching hat with a kink in it. His name is written bottom left: Rincewind. The artist's name is signed bottom right: Paul Kidby.
In a room with red walls, a white woman and a black man are sitting on the floor and looking up at nine translucent figures coming through the wall behind them. In white hovering text, the word "GHOSTS" is on the room's other visible wall.
A white man, sat up in a huge bath. He's visible from the waist up and is only wearing a medallion and a Captain's hat, and he's holding a pipe in his right hand. Behind him we can see silver cushions and a pair of yellow rubber ducks. Caption: "We're just one of the ships of the Ark Fleet. We're the B Ark." Image is taken from the 1981 BBC adaptation of Douglas Adams' "The Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy".
White text on a black screen.