Benzo Ferrari

@shinyfailure.bsky.social

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Weather radar image thumbnail with title “Flash flooding from Southern Mis West Virgina”
Sign on building: Let’s Karate & Stuff
Three racks of spareribs absorbing tasty tasty pollution
A can of Diet American Dew
Onion headline: Gaywads, Dorkwads Sign Historic Wad Accord
Bari Weiss: We’re All Fascists Now!
The sad bare-chested Rancor wrangler in Jabba’s palace
Britain’s X-Files
Royce McCutcheon from The Simpsons would like some of that nice green moon money
Some kind of medieval buttplug on Elon’s bedside table
A pit bull in a blue and white parka, nested amongst multiple pillows and a blanket
The Simpsons’ “Police Cops”
Miniature Statue of Liberty in the Susquehanna River
Alex Karp
The Lagavulin distillery
The two astronauts meme
A fedora with a press pass
Stretched face person from Doctor Who
ZORAK For smashing light bulbs out by the dumpster
Zorak For smashing light bulbs out by the dumpster
Lynne Cheney
Shepard Fairey style poster of Andrew Cuomo with caption “GROPE”
The Padmé “…right?” meme
Colombian mammoth skeleton. Me, I would have just walked around the death pit, but you do you