Mark Christian

@shinyplasticbag.bsky.social

77 Followers 172 Following

I’m just happy to be here ☀️

A “pull doors apart” drawing that evokes goatse
Glitchy text in Mandarin and English reading “Unbox the holidays with endless surprises”
A can of Ocean Spray jellied cranberry sauce on a checkout conveyor belt; the label is upside down relative to the shape of the can compared to most canned goods.
A photo captioned “A man poses with a mop on his head at Cyberia, the world’s first cyber cafe. This was a very indicative sign of the humor of the era.”
Photo of a silhouetted tree with the sun directly behind it, a long shadow stretching from it towards the viewer.
Screenshot of the weather forecast, showing rain on 9 out of 10 of the next days
Photo of a homemade robot featuring a bucket for a body and an upside down watering can for a head
Friend: I have maybe 1000 photos of my daughter on my phone but for some reason this feature only wants to show me a single picture of my high school girlfriend’s dad at Applebees in 2006 Me: I curse a steak I took a photo of in 2011.
Screenshot of the Bluesky web UI's buttons, with the video icon highlighted. The abstract film strip icon looks a bit like a Nintendo DS.