Kyle Shipley

@shipstar.bsky.social

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Aspiring identity thief at mostlybits.co, working on hutchstaging.com (#rubyonrails) and sometimes Playdate games like https://play.date/games/doink/ (#lua). Video games, programming, music, and more.

Clip from The Simpsons parodying The Fugitive: Milhouse: I'm telling you, I didn't do anything. Tommy Lee Jones: I don't care! *Milhouse jumps off of a dam*
Clip from The Simpsons with the following 4 panels: Salesman: I recommend sealing off every door and window with bulletproof Lucite. Marge: Wouldn't we all suffocate? Salesman: Well, I should hope not. Homer: Let's get that, the suffocation thing.
Dr. Nick from the Simpsons standing over a tank of ether marked inflammable that has exploded
Comparison of accuracy and precision using a target with a bullseye
Ben Wyatt from Parks and Rec instructing his interns to use Times New Roman
Simpsons “say the line” meme where a class of students asks Peter Thiel to say the line, Thiel (as Bart) says “he’s a tool of the antichrist,” and the class cheers
Portrait of Captain Saladin from King’s Quest 6
Leonardo Dicaprio putting a flower into Sophie's flower necklace from Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
"Now That's What I Call Music"-style album cover, but with music swapped for statecraft
Cyberpunk man with off-brand Bart Simpson tattoo made by ChatGPT
Drake meme indicating that you should listen to video game music from the snowy level instead of Christmas music
Screenshot of TV commercial for ban deodorant
Meme of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Carl Weathers from Predator shaking hands illustrating that people who are obsessed with the Illuminati and with multi-level marketing schemes are both bonkers for pyramids
Meme of Principal Skinner from the Simpsons
2 35 pound dumbbells for sale