Shiro Sirius

@shirosiri.us

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40, they/them agender raccoon! Gay, grey ace. Icon by @beffumsartworks.com, banner by @mrjimmydafloof.bsky.social! Sometimes NSFW

My FedEx status which now just has a big yellow warning on it next to the current update
A screenshot of a rail ticket app informing me that I qualify for a senior railcard, something that you have to be over sixty to get
The package has been returned to the US for some reason
A screenshot of the Wikipedia page for the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. It shows the incumbent prime minister as “Vacant”
A screenshot of the Wikipedia page for the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. It shows the incumbent prime minister as “Vacant”
A photo of a swan standing in water, its neck arched, its white wings spread. It thinks it’s better than you
A modified version of the Sexypedia “do not sexualise this character” warning showing Rudder, an otter shown in a suit. The reason for the warning reads “dick too big”. Full text: Do Not Sexualize This Character! The Sexypedia Wiki is intended to document characters deemed "Fandom Sexymen", not to endorse the sexualization of them. We ask that you especially do not sexualize this character in the comments or content of this article for the following reasons: (dick too big) Thank you for your understanding. Anyone found breaching this will be banned.
A sign above a pub that simply reads “Footy. Pints. Garden. Bridge.”
Hissboy standing over Shiro’s shoulder and saying “and you didn’t know you were autistic?” Art by Goatuna!
The front door of a post office. A large handwritten sign has been put on the door that reads “we are open - please be careful, the door handle and glass are HOT”
A photo of a garden, with long grass and plants with pink, yellow, orange and purple flowers
"It would be a crime to waste taxpayers' hard-earned cash on this Farage vanity project. "He should pay for it himself out of the millions he's grifted."
A header banner for the Mexico vs England match, altered to read “raccoon World Cup”
My feet, clad in Bluey crocs, in front of a pool
Danganronpa V3
An environmental message reading “Hug the planet. It’s the only one that has Beyoncé” followed by energy/water saving tips for the hotel
Shiro and Chan as Master Shake and Meatwad. “I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this” Art by Shimmi!
You’ve… come
A photo of my feet stretched out in front of a pool. A large inflatable flamingo looks on, unperturbed
Freedom of Speech by Norman Rockwell, showing a man voicing a controversial opinion at a town meeting
Tapas - potatas bravas, garlic mushrooms, and orange salmon
Swisher, a hyena, looking blank
Starmer's approval compared to recent prime ministers Net satisfaction rating by months in office Kier Starmer’s chart shows a rapid downward trend with brief curve of recovery towards the end. Rishi Sunak shows a steady trend downward. Boris Johnson initially went up, before going down. Liz Truss is a short, perfectly straight line down
Bankz, my African wild dog fursuit head
An Amazon search for “large clothes horse” which has returned a result for a balaclava for horses
Asked if he would set a timetable for his departure, Sir Keir told the BBC: "I was elected to serve my country with a mandate that we secured at a general election two years ago."
PEOPLE WILL BE IMPRESSED IF I POST MY ART ONLINE WITH A CAPTION ABOUT HOW EASY IT WAS TO MAKE "QUICK THROWAWAY SKETCH FOR PRACTICE" "EFFORTLESS DOODLE" NANCY, ARE YOU READY TO HELP ME COOK DINNER? NO, I'M STILL WORKING! SHE REALLY HAS NO APPRECIATION FOR HOW MUCH TIME AND EFFORT IT TAKES TO MAKE MY GREAT ART NOW TO FINISH POSTING THIS THIRTY SECOND SCRAWL I DID WITH MY EYES CLOSED
Sluggo posing at a sign reading “air bnb”, with another sign stuck onto it that reads “raccoons welcome”
We're so sorry, but it's Tuesday, 16 June,
A screenshot of Yoshi’s Island. “RUN AWAY, HURRY!!!” appears in huge text
A photography development tank at the side of a sink, next to some chemicals and a jug of water
A video where I repeatedly try to change “it’s” (with an apostrophe) to a grammatically correct possessive “its” (no apostrophe) only for autocorrect to add the apostrophe back in each time
A screenshot of Bulk Rename Utility. At the top of the window is a two column file explorer, and below that are 14 different renaming options, each consisting of 3-12 input fields, all displayed at once in the standard Windows 7 UI. It’s pure chaos
Me opening a folded “no smoking” sign to reveal text reading MNF CPL
A screenshot from Niantic Spatial’s website. Niantic Spatial was spun off from Niantic itself. Article preview shows the following text in front of a background of bare concrete buildings. VPS for Contested Environments Delivering a unified solution for GPS-denied operations Read more →
The sonic CrossWorlds DLC announcement for Godzilla and Evangelion. The four future packs have all been replaced with fang the sniper
NEON GENESIS EVANGELION EPISODE:4 Hedgehog's Dilemma
Though "bother it" I may occasionally say, I never use a big, big D—
On Wednesday 3rd June 2026, in an interaction between Redacted 1 and Redacted 2, Kapú then proceeded to: - Cry - Shake - Cum - Shit himself - Throw up
Masturbation among birds is 'natural'
A screenshot of a question from the ConFuzzled feedback survey. 44. Any additional comments? Answer provided: I like the funny badger man
A screenshot from Mina the Hollower. A message is displayed on screen reading “BONE UP!”
A Hilton luggage trolly
Me in bed with a weighted otter plush on my chest. On top of the weighted otter is a weighted coyote
Me in bed with a weighted otter plush on my chest
Hilton fire evacuation number three
A photo of the Birmingham Hilton Metropole
A photo of my feet, I’m wearing bluey crocs
A parody Evangelion shirt of the NERV logo, with the name of the convention mascot in place of NERV
A hyena fursuit head
Shiro looking down on you, their raised foot paw over you and taking up most of the frame
A severely overexposed photo
Furries pick two: - Has printer - Has laminator - Proximity to a tanuki
A photo of an incredibly vivid rainbow above a very dull road
Streeting said on Saturday: "We need a proper contest with the best candidates on the field, and I will be standing."