shitpost mortem (podcast)

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THE WORLD'S STUPIDEST PODCAST Hosted by @amy-percent.bsky.social ( @amyuncut.bsky.social ) and @bethposting.bsky.social Site: https://shitpost.biz

LED easy bake oven programming language where you can only say what a variable ISN'T equal to (from lily) rubber ducky you can fucky smoking a joint with your ass daedric baby names
THC ovaltine replacing your nipples with those clown flowers that squirt water Smoking dandelions video game that inflicts a status effect that you can only get rid of by paying real money Polar bear floaties
region-locked pussy Implant that unlocks a chastity cage self-deprecating code Becoming an amiibo pronouncing every “ll” i see like it's welsh
We discuss stupid ideas such as: Penis shock collar Onion toothpaste literal creepy pasta trying to design an object that can be used in a maximum number of stupid slapstick gags using a bunch of adhesive tape instead of an x-ray machine
We discuss stupid ideas such as: TI: programming language with oxford commas watch/gag new idea for a unit: the toe, equal to 2.4 inches (so there are 5 toes to a foot) bed that can moan “Doorbell” where you just touch two wires together
groomba (tiny robot vac that grooms ur dog) Reodorant Open source program that randomizes the UI layout every time you open it Time travel to one day prior but it has to pass through the digestive system of a specific guy bot that alternates between posting "it's so over" and "we're so back" at random intervals single-use book (bursts into flame upon use)
penis chip that lets you do tap to pay Service that delivers toilet paper directly to your bathroom meat batteries panning audio based on the speaker's gender (women go on the left)
pitch: adventure game where like 1/3 of the run time is the main character figuring out how to crossdress by combining objects in their inventory Centipede Centipede Dyson Airblade for the whole body girl diet (only pink food) Car that explodes if you go over the speed limit TI: personality system that has one trait for each letter of the alphabet (podcast idea?)
Ideas such as: Idea: putting a prop 65 warning on our podcast rpg with an Unemployment attribute/stat spusband (like how husband came from “house-bond”) Parking machine gambling Bed that's a square (so you can't put the fitted sheet on wrong) forever weed (thc crispr) may my enemies feel like they need to sneeze but then they just can't quite actually sneeze Website where you can bet on which video essayists will come out as trans
Flyer reading: The world's stupidest podcast (Drawing of a Roomba with legs) Hosted by Amy and Beth (QR leading to shitpost.biz) shitpost.biz
Screenshot of a doc that reads Fighting game where every character has a different mental illness Foot fetish coffee place gacha captcha (pull an S rank waifu to continue) “muling” to mean half-assing idea: larping but to cast spells you have to do improv bits stair lift for gamer seniors straw with spinning blade inside so anything can be soup/smoothie
Clip art of a waffle with butter and syrup on it, but the waffle only has one big square instead of a grid of squares
Example of a "halfabet" that Beth made, where there's only 13 letters so a bunch of pairs of letters are ambiguous
Captcha but the content is the Skyrim lockpicking minigame
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Shitpost Mortem is a podcast hosted by Amy and Beth. We're both champion yappers and we like making stupid jokes at each other. We talk about things like inadvisible robots, horrible ideas for recipes (which may or may not involve cum), and interesting facts about linguistics. We also tend to go on a lot of moderately deranged tangents and down a lot of rabbitholes (not like that, you pervert). To be honest, if you think the episode titles sound kinda weird and funny, you'd probably be right! Also unlike some comedy podcasts, there's literally no edgy white boys on this one! Whoa! I don't even know what that is! Here's some links: If you're already a podcast sicko, here's our RSS feed: http://feeds.libsyn.com/599945/rss Android instructions for adding our RSS feed to YouTube Music: https://support.google.com/youtubemusic/answer/13946190?hl=en YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShitpostMortem Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/shitpost-mortem/id1853332961 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3upb2lmgcXWsU65fUgXXtN
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Shirt that says Never PISS OFF a man who lives at 4456 WEST OAK STREET and is CURRENTLY GONE ON VACATION but left a KEY UNDER THE FAKE ROCK FOR THE PETSITTER
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