Raeyn Does Shitposts

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I don't shitpost on main... now. xD (main is @raeyn.com)

A screenshot of a post. Vivian @suchnerve has written 'printing out a word document that says 2I am a person" and then being like omg my printer is sentient now in response to jovan @ehjovan writing "everyone sounds so insane pretending AI is self aware like I cannot believe how dumb everyone got so quickly'. The post was made at 3:40pm on the 9th of July 2025.
A block of text that reads, 'I'm pretty sure my brain was created with zerotonin and nopeamine because like what the actual fuck is happening?'
An image of a blond woman yelling at an orange cat, who is yelling back. The woman is captioned saying, 'Get off the table!', while the cat is captioned as responding, 'You're not my real mom!'
A photo of a couple laying in bed captioned: Her: He's probably thinking about other women... Him: Who the hell is taking pictures of me and my wife in bed.
An image of a brown-haired man with squinty eyes, beard, moustache and chops. He is wearing a blue top and standing with arms akimbo in front of a blurry outdoor scene. There is a block of text over his chest that reads: *crouches to go into stealth* the cracking of my knees alerts the guards, I am immediately killed
A post originally from @lana@biege.party on Mastodon. It reads: For the last time: Abyss = for staring into Void = for screaming into Please stop screaming into the abyss we are not insured for that
A picture of a large potato on a black plate captioned 'Let the potato rest for 1-3 minutes', which itself is caption, 'Me when my alarm goes off and I don't wanna get out of bed.'
A three panel comic. The first shows a pair of people, with one pointing up at a nest in a tree. The text bubble reads, 'Look at that huge nest'. The second panel shows them moving off, and a little head popping out of the next; the text reads, 'Some big ass squirrel must live there'. The final panel shows a gray squirrel without a tail, but with a truly prodigious ass.
A two panel comic. The top panel shows three people sitting around a table, with a sign at the top reading 'assumption club'. The bottom pane is a close up on one figure with their 'hands' crossed captioned, 'So, I think we all know why we're here.'