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A bowl of mashed potatoes is shown above a meme of a O'Brien on a spaceship, with text jokingly questioning if mashed potatoes are Irish guacamole.
the ram i want: (image of rgb ram) the ram i can afford: (image of an animal ram)
ashopping bag with a loaf of bread and 32 gb ddr5 ram
Comic: ihate getting cat called. me too you too? (phone rings) hello? meow what do you want?!
wii u vs switch 2 sales (q1 2025) bar graphs with wii u on 13 million and switch 2 on 0.
what we wanted: united federation of planets what we are getting: terrain republic
geordi laforge rejecting mario party but being for luigi party
the southern painted turtle has a distinct stripe on its shell which scientists believe makes it go faster image of some turtle.
cat looking at camera with text "the woke left? without saying goodbye?"
a cookie popup saying "we care about your privacy" and it shows that they share the data with 167 partners in the line under it.
fox in a raincoat playing a panflute with the text when i say i have plans later this is what i mean
a picture of pants printed on a shirt because why the f not.
know your unicorns images of a unicorn, a rhino and a swordfish
how i look at the flight attendant during snack time so they know im awake and would like a cookie staring dolphin image
nintendo switch 2 with the text: sorry nintendo fans! according to recent leaks, the nintendo switch 2 will not have a large 'fish' button that when pressed does nothing.
picture of a page in a textbook with the text obese and unhappy with a picture of a very pretty cat next to it
image of a field before the plants were harvested and after with the text original image and cropped image.
professor pointing at black board that says every single person who confuses correlation and causation ends up dying
alien cat with a green glowing rock text: this is biscuit biscuit has brought you some uranium to snack on everyone say thank you to biscuit
"eyeing his next victim..." man with multiple cowboy hats on looking and smiling at man with hat
"its considered good etiquette to keep a selection of fresh oranges on the table" picture of 5 orange cats on a table.
anime girl with cat ears on a tiny scooter with the text: im going 200mph (mistakes per hour)
door with the text hater room
mcdonalds sign burning the beacon is lit, america calls for aid
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picard on comms: we have engaged the borg the children on the enterprise-d Image of a kid staring at you in a car
Not the worst that happened to me but possibly funniest >Removing shite old rotten fence >step on 4" rusty nail stuck in bit of wood >rip bastard out, chuck it at wall and hit hospital for tetanus stab and hole glue. They said | should have brought nail with me but fuck it >get home and start clearing again, immediately step on same nail board again with other foot >back to hospital, took nailboard with me this time >docs don't even want to see it... wtf > get home, sit on sofa and feel pain in my left arse cheek > same fucking nail, fell out of my pocket
2 girls stealing and getting away with the theft of nail polish. batman drops in last frame.
steam curator page "aWoke Content Detector" showing 4 games, all not recommended because the character woke up.
4 streaming logos with the text replaced to torrent
just went to the oreo website and hit accept all cookies and now we wait picture of oreos
tweet: "egirls implies the existence of offline, physical girls"
cat yelling heeeeelp! my son is stuck in a tree!, there is a cat in a tree in the background. fire department cats running and saying we'll get him. the fire department cats are now also stuck in a tree.
someone saying "i cant believe chatgpt lost its job to ai"
post by @cmconselis@mastodon.social deepseek this deepseek that. how about you seek a deep connection with a woman
sign: you are now entering a stress free zone sign 2: enforced by a sniper
smokywarfare If the multiverse theory is true, then there's a universe where it isn't. computeraidedenrichmentblog Multiverse theory doesn't cover paradoxical situations conquerorwurm Except in the universe where it does castieltherebel I'm having an aneurysm
beverly crusher in a shuttle: beverly: computer, notify me if external temperature gets too hot. computer: *beep beep* please define "hot" beverly: let's say 1.9 million kelvins. later: jean luc at a replicator on the ship: jean luc: tea. earl grey. hot. computer: *beep beep* *skeleton surrounded by fire*
dog googling "hot dogs in my area" dog turns to camera as it shows hotdogs
"you'll understand when you're older" I am older and I understand absolutely nothing Image of an animal.
Doctors backing away from an apple
A comic titled "If German Was English" illustrating humorous literal translations of German compound words for plane, tool, ambulance, and pancreas.
circled: sillicats (minirals that have silicon as a component) other circle: silly cats
comic "lets make a dish based of our signature food" blue teto shows a dish with a leek red teto shows a bread akita neru shows a flipphone
55% of people will be confused by this picture picture of zubat using confusion
"me after sketti" image of pasta circled pointing to a low poly cat
image of a sealed bag with the label fantastic four. in the bag there's an elastic band, a match and a rock.
people with nut allergies after i smash them in the head with a brick image of a dinosaur knocked out
comic panel 1: bloody mary, bloody mary, bloody mary! panel 2: hey check out how hard i can pee panel 3: pwwwwwwffffsssssshhhhhhffffwwwwww panel 4: mary zoomed in, looking sadge
Search result for "guthib" "You spelled it wrong"
Conversation: Them: Would you like to buy a custom video just for you x Me: Of what? Them: Anything you want honey Them: Just for 40$ xx Me: A cat driving a tractor Them: No Me: You said anything
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Customer calls. Hello calendar company. How may I help you? I want to return 2025! You can have it back! Do you mean return a purchased calendar or return the year? The year! I'm so sorry.
An image of a cheeseheads with the text "Ah, yes, my favorite BanBan character, Twirly Thelma"
Google queries "How to get a dragon scimitar mouse cursor" 1 minute later: "How to get rid of a computer virus"