Shitposts In Tiaras

@shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social

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Fancy trophy account. When you see one of these collectable tiara posts, click on the original post inside and repost it. That's how they get shitpaid.

Screenshot from Urban Dictionary "No definitions found for smack your dick right into a bowl of oatmeal"
Trivago teeth guy
Simpsons "Hey baby my shirt's chafin' me"
Dan Akroyd as E Buzz Miller with Lorraine Newman sitting on a couch
Screenshot of a conversation between Cosmic Clau and Path: Cosmic Clau‬ ‪@cosmicclau.bsky.social‬: I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, Charlie Brown ‪Path 🎉‬ ‪@demandavoider.bsky.social‬: who spewed buttholes into the feed protesting the narcotic tobacco haze of Capitalism Cosmic Clau‬ ‪@cosmicclau.bsky.social:‬ who hiccuped endlessly trying to giggle but wound up with a sob in the Discover feed when the blond & naked angel came to pierce them with a sword ‪Path 🎉‬ ‪@demandavoider.bsky.social:‬ yacketayakking screaming vomiting skeeting trauma and memories and midposts and cringe puns and shocks of *gestures broadly* and alf hog ‪Cosmic Clau‬ ‪@cosmicclau.bsky.social‬: who skeeted all night rocking and rolling over lofty incantations asking is this anything which in the yellow morning were stanzas of gibberish -fin-
Google screenshot that says AI overview: Based on available data, significantly more people eat Brussels sprouts than engage in analingus (eating ass)
Shower full of water with fish swimming in it
Trophied post screenshot showing quote posts are still disabled
Ron Burgundy saying "Discovered by the Germans in 1904 they named it San Diego which of course in German means whale's vagina"
Lloyd Bridges in Airplane picking the wrong week to quit everything
Screenshot of conversation beginning with Jim’s post “Snow and ice storm warnings across the Eastern Tennessee region means closings. First one to close? Sort of a financial institution. Like a depository. OK it’s a sperm bank” Then Sea Witch replies “Save the spooge!” and Jim gives her 3 laugh emojis a finger point a fist bump and a trophy to which she says “Dude, we both deserve tiaras from shitposts in tiaras for this one” and here it is
Screenshot of a search for Mark Cuban and Martha with the Louvre of Bluesky's post "mark cuban found dead at the hands of martha"
Notification that this post was liked by an account called Shiny Posts
A sign that says holiday vibes but it's all blurry
An angry man in a suit with the words mother father Chinese dentist over some curse words
A playlist called pre-ruined songs with a picture of a boombox spitting out cassette tape
Squidward with big eyelashes and long nails
Casey Casem doing a dedication on the radio
Kids in the Hall meme, he's hip he's cool he's 45
Simpsons, Moe playing tennis saying his clowning around is putting me at ease
Simpsons, a guy throws a box into a bottomless pit and says I was a fool for thinking anyone would want nude photos of Whoopi Goldberg and the pit throws the box back out
The Office, Dwight getting mad saying damn it Jim
Google translate English to Latin for seize the shitpost = carpe stercore post
Boat on a trailer next to a woman in a bikini
The dad from Heathers saying I don't patronize bunny rabbits