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My job is sighing at the computer all day and my hobby is switching off the lights in vacant rooms. FLX, NY, USA, 🌎

Steve Carell's character Mark Baum from the Big Short on the phone, "Hey, there's a bubble."
"REMEMBER WHAT YOU'RE FIGHTING FOR" over a 2x2 matrix of depressing images of sub development sprawl, ~10 lanes of dense traffic, consumer junk on shelves, and huddled elderly people presumably in a nursing home
Screenshot from Amazon of an Anker USB-C to lightning adapter cable product page, price is $636.48
What appears to be a ganache and confectionary sugar abortion, a deflated Bûche de Noël made [mostly] by primary school kids, on ganache smeared parchment paper.
A capped intravenous syringe laying in grass next to a sidewalk.
Duolingo screenshot, German sentence translated to "Grandma and Grandpa are you Germans?"
Ford Mustang convertible stopped with an inverted lounge chair sticking out
A super duper line chart with an arrow pointing up and to the right, up, up, and away!!!!!
The Bride, from Kill Bill, covered in blood, holding her sheathed katana in two hands.
Facebook listing showing a Cheech and Chong t-shirt with description, "Cat and smoke free home. If it's listed it is available."
Facebook marketplace ad: "$50 takes all, I do not use them anymore. Haven't used the motion plus controllers because they don't sync for some reason. Pick up only." A photo of a spread of a couple Playstations, some game controllers, and three dildos in the middle.
A decal on a car, a baby Jack Skellington looking critter with the words "Little Nightmare on Borad" next to it
“How much does the average hobo make a year? The average salary of Hobo is $74,810 in the United States.” A “quick peek” result with a link to salary.com for a company named Hobo
",MCC, MBA, PMP®, PMI-ACP®"
"I am not happy with everything Musk is doing, but I'd want to have a dialogue and see what the rationale is and see how he could listen to some of our ideas and go back and forth," said Paolino, who made an unsuccessful bid for vice chair of the Democratic National Committee earlier this year.
Email snippet from "Tastes of Chicago" with subject that reads "Order In 🌶️ Veg Out", and it definitely says VEG with an E
Risk factors: - Being a donkey - Being overweight - Being female - Getting old
A black dog with a blue eye and white paws, a wide ridge down his back, in a bow with mouth agape, mid bark.
Minority leader of the Senate chamber of Congress suggesting Congress must act. Somebody! Anybody!
Dick Cheney
Fuck TikTok bring back Aol instant messenger that joint was popping!
“He is more attuned to the needs of everyone instead of just the rich,” Mosura, 55, said on a recent afternoon. “I think he knows it’s the poor people that got him elected, so I think Trump is going to do more to help us.”
Portuguese conservas tin, labeled "Picas (Peixe Agulha)"
Sani-Cloth bin with Mike Tyson’s smiling visage and poets elegant marker written under the product title “is coming to town”
A sugar faced wirehaired vizsla enjoying a lap on a couch
Email snippet from Equifax Data Breach settlement showing a settlement payment of $11.89 in 2024 US dollars
Song credits, "Arr. Adam Sandler, but before he sucked"
Laminated sign taped to tile wall: PLEASE DO NOT BARGE INTO STALLS
Sugar faced wirehaired vizsla staring at the camera, sitting on a couch with his goatee all askew, seemingly asking a deep existential question of the photographer and the empty void that slowly consumes the souls of all men who dare look
Andy Rooney asking viewers, "When does a rain forest lose its virginity, anyway?"
Facebook post, "Hey all, is anyone getting rid of a couch?"
Trestle bridge with a collapsed section
Old wirehaired vizsla on a couch with a throw pillow atop his head
Picture of a Hulu mailing with Jimmy Butler holding a basketball wearing a plain green basketball jersey.
Church sign: god is doing something new, come and see
A naughty tractor trailer sitting upright on its haunches with its face through a sign over the interstate
Sardine tin, "SARDINES À L'ESCABÈCHE' with a giant sardine hogtied to a tree, giggling, while a goat licks its tail and a man in a fedora slashers escabèche from a bucket all of over the fish's tail with a paint brush... what are we doing here, indeed.
A bed with a drawer full of flaky croissants
Children's book: "Because of an Acorn"
Brezhnev in budgie smugglers, on the phone
And, just like in most land vertebrates (except for mammals, which have more than one hole for defecation, urination and reproduction), this dinosaur used its hole for everything, which explains why researchers found a fossilized poop in its butt. "It's like a Swiss Army knife of excretory openings," Vinther said. "It does everything." From article about first discovered preserved Dino butthole
Sugar-faced vizsla mouthing some delicious socks
Goatse cookie
WaPo headline: Underground zombie streams threaten to turn D.C. back into a real-life swamp
Space Shuttle Discovery at the Udvar Hazy, looking up at the engines, with a man's hands helpfully framing the nozzle on the lower left engine.
Stuff brass wool in other hole
Hungarian Wirehaired Derp-a-floofer
Vizsla sprawled across the lap of a man wearing shorts with extremely sexy legs exposed, like, just gratuitously sexy thighs and knees.
Vizsla boop snout snuggler
A leek
Headline that Kraft is recalling their shitty cheese product because customers gagged eating it
A just slightly loopy doopy fuzzy muzzled wirehaired vizsla
A beautiful plant with a group of three bright green leaves.
A very good dog waiting for the UPS driver to throw some treats out the window of the truck
Sticker on package, "Fragile, liquid, seafood in oil"
3 panes of dialog: I'm carbon neutral. Actually carbon neutral, or offsets? Offsets.