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Text reply from my father after I got injuries riding a bike that says “Yeah, that looks like it hurt, do you need a bike that has a lower step over height or maybe one with three or four wheels?” It has multiple “ha-ha” and “clapping” reactions
Lede image from Clickhole’s “Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point” article. Used here to meme that I don’t like that Lane Kiffin made a point I agree with.
Tabletop Position: Comprehensive Guide to Technique, Comfort, and Safety *hint: it’s not about literal tabletops*
Image of the final score of a baseball game between the Colorado Rockies and the Chicago White Sox. The Rockies lost 3-12
Highlighted The secret fear of the morally depraved is that virtue is actually common, and that they're the ones who are alone. Remainder of clip from article In Minnesota, all of the ideological cornerstones of MAGA have been proved false at once. Minnesotans, not the armed thugs of ICE and the Border Patrol, are brave. Minnesotans have shown that their community is socially cohesive-because of its diversity and not in spite of it. Minnesotans have found and loved one another in a world atomized by social media, where empty men have tried to fill their lonely soul with lies about their own inherent superiority. Minnesotans have preserved everything " while worthwhile about "Western civilization," while armed brutes try to tear it down by force.
Screenshot of the definition of “Kafkaesque” katkaesque /'kafka'ssk/ adjective characterized by surreal distortion and a sense of impending danger "the kafkaesque terror of the endless interrogations"
The first assignment is to find a new head coach. The Giants fired Brian Daboll almost eight weeks ago and named Mike Kafka the interim head coach. The team had a head start on compiling a list of candidates that includes former NFL head coach Mike McCarthy, Packers defensive coordinator Jeff Hafley, Colts defensive coordinator Lou Anarumo, former Raiders coach and Giants player Antonio Pierce and Rams defensive coordinator Chris Shula, among others. Kafka will also be given an interview.
5 Plays, 63 Yards, 2:06 8 Yard Pass T. Chambliss pass complete short right to D. Stribling caught at UGA 21, for 8 yards to the UGA 12 (A. Maddox), out of bounds. 13:29 • 1st & 10 at UGA 20 44 Yard Pass T. Chambliss pass complete deep right to H. Wallace Ill caught at UGA 30, for 44 yards to the UGA 20 (E. Robinson IV). 14:01 • 1st & 10 at MISS 36 8 Yard Pass T. Chambliss pass complete short left to K. Lacy caught at MIS 33, for 8 yards to the MIS 36 (C. Allen). K. Bolden injured on the play. 14:28 • 3rd & 7 at MISS 28 4 Yard Pass T. Chambliss pass complete short left to K. Lacy caught at MIS 20, for 4 yards to the MIS 28 (E. Griffin), out of bounds. 15:00 • 2nd & 11 at MISS 24
Clip from Pablo Torre Finds Out. Pablo and Mina Kimes are seated at a table while exclaiming at Katie Nolan as she rises up from underneath the same table to witness her handiwork.
• During that call, Muneeb Akhter allegedly leveraged his access to Opexus' federal customers to delete several U.S. government databases at the General Service Administration, per Bloomberg. Prosecutors estimate he deleted approximately 96 databases, including records and documents tied to Freedom of Information Act requests. • One minute after allegedly deleting a DHS database, Muneeb asked an undisclosed AI tool how to clear system logs, which could trace the activity back to him, prosecutors say.
Now in its 27th year, The Paul "Bear" Bryant Lifetime Achievement Award is given based on three areas of criteria as determined by the Bryant family and voted on by the National Sports Media Association: • Integrity both on and off the field above reproach. • Leadership, dedication, and developing the character, integrity, and sportsmanship of young people on and off the football field, and • Inspiration and instruction in the development of skills of the game and physical fitness in their players.
Screenshot of sports app showing Notre Dame scoring off a blocked punt Defensive Touchdown T. White punt 0 yards to the Aggies37 blocked by L. Thomas recovered by Irish T. Johnson at Aggies20 T. Johnson return 20 yards to the Aggies00 touchdown.
Screenshot of a section of the article linked in the quoted skeet. “of the entrances into the flower laden Hunter's March is in an early game area blocked by a mini-boss fight with a burly ant. The first time I fought the ant, it killed me over and over again and I took that as a sign I should go elsewhere. High skilled players can kill the ant, but it's much easier after you've gotten some basic items and abilities. I had several other paths I could take to progress the game, so I marked the ant's location and moved on.”
Sickos meme
Image of two computer monitors, one in a typical horizontal orientation with the desktop visible, and another vertical orientated ultrawide monitor with Helldivers 2 running on it in vertical orientation.
Quote from the linked article that says “How we care for our most vulnerable reveals what we believe about ourselves. I'm just one”
Image of a tweet with the following text: Mike F @mikefossey Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do] 5:13 PM - 19 Jun 2014
Video of Joseph Anderson playing “the password game” and getting to rule 14, “include the name of this country in your password” which shows a Google street view of the interior of a cave.
An image from the links video in the prior skeet of the university of North Carolina’s logo and the date Cal football plays them this year. under the text "UNIVERSITY OF BOULDER COLORADO"
Video of Philamina Cunk interviewing a military historian, asking if he can compare anyone in the “War of the Roses” to characters from Star Wars
Image of the “stuffed cheez-it pizza” from Pizza Hut. Four calzones shaped to look like cheez-its, arranged around a lidded dipping sauce containing marinara sauce. In a box.
Gun control US woman caught with golden gun in luggage at Sydney airport jailed for a year Liliana Goodson travelled to Australia in 2023 to attend clown school with the gold-plated pistol, worth about $3,000, in her luggage
“I’m doing my part” meme
iPhone screenshot from safari showing “Safari can't open the page because the server can't be found.” When trying to browse to icms.microsoft.com
A screenshot of a skeet and reply Swiftonsecurity Skeet: “Gex the gecko behind a woman with her arms up hands together, displaying her breasts, Gex's hands covering them as a bra. His tail rises to the right. She wears denim jeans with a dip towards the pubic, belly button emphasized. On the left his expression is classically reductive, immersed in sex.” [image skeet text describes] Reply: Thank you for the important work you’re doing here.
An image of Barbra Streisand’s Bluesky profile showing that Mike Masnick, the person *I’m” replying to in this skeet. Who coined the term “Streisand Effect”, follows the account.
From a New York Times post “The United States has sent Israel a letter warning that it will face consequences from the U.S. within 30 days if it does not allow more humanitarian aid into Gaza, the State Department spokesman said.”
An Ad for Warhammer 40k mini-figs during a broadcast of an American football game.
A screenshot of the Duolingo app logo on the Google play store. The owl looks extremely sick, with a large green snot bubble coming out of its nose.
Once a Humane Pin is returned, the company has no way to refurbish it, sources with knowledge of the return process confirmed. The Pin becomes e-waste, and Humane doesn't have the opportunity to reclaim the revenue by selling it again. The core issue is that there is a T-Mobile limitation that makes it impossible (for now) for Humane to reassign a Pin to a new user once it's been assigned to someone. One source said they don't believe Humane has disposed of the old Pins because "they're still hopeful they can solve this problem eventually." T-Mobile declined to comment and referred us to Humane.
The Onion: What goes through your mind when you're so high in the air? Biles: Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, please don't die, don't die, don't die, don't die, don't die.
Image if a phone showing a western digital hard drive with a image showing that to enable “reduced power spinup” mode you place a jumper in a diagonal layout in a 4 PIN grid
A image from the linked YouTube video of 3 men. From left to right. Man in a Washington State University shit, man in a mountain west conference hat and a shirt that says “I’m not the step conference, I’m the Conference that stepped up”, and a man in a Oregon state shirt.
Post from Chris Vannini about the upcoming “College Football 25” video game “I've been told that Horns Down will NOT be in the video game. Only hand signals for your own team.”
A tweet quoting former Texas A&M baseball coach "I left my family to be the coach at Texas A&M. I took the job at Texas A&M to never take another job again." Jim Schlossnagle left for Texas less than 24 hours following this press conference
Tweet from the official beyond good and evil video game series account “Yes, Beyond Good & Evil 2 is still in development, and we cannot wait for you to discover more about Jade's past in the 20th Anniversary Edition!”
Is an internet connection required to play Call of Duty: Black Ops 6? To deliver the highest-quality visuals while also reducing the game's overall storage space on your hard drive, Call of Duty: Black Ops 6 will use texture streaming across all game modes. This means you'll need a continuous internet connection to play any game mode, including Campaign. If you're on a console, Campaign can be played without a premium subscription service such as Game Pass Core or PlayStation Plus.
Image showing 404 Media’s Bluesky account has the tag “invalid handle”
Screenshot of a Twitter post. The post is from a Texas State football player reacting surprised to his Overall rating of 55 in a trailer for College football 25.
Screenshot from EA College Football 2025 showing player skills, with one, called “Double Dip” having a subheading that indicates the highest tier of the skill has a minimum ability score requirement. Like how RPGs sometimes do.
A screen shot of the Fortnite map screen showing a “Squads” (4-player teams) match. And that the poster is in a party of 2.
"We believe that Al voices should not deliberately mimic a celebrity's distinctive voice - Sky's voice is not an imitation of Scarlett Johansson but belongs to a different professional actress using her own natural speaking voice," the company wrote.
"We've been in conversations with ScarJo's team because there seems to be some confusion. We want to take the feedback seriously and hear out the concerns," says Joanne Jang, model behavior lead at OpenAl.
Photo of Aurora Borealis over eastern Nebraska. The sky is purple/pink and green closer to the ground. Streaks of purple light cut vertically through the sky
Professor Farnsworth from the show Futurama, holding a “brain slug” in his hands with the caption “Poor little guy starved to death”
Apartment lease document that reads “Tenant is not permitted on the roof, except in case of an emergency.”
A tweet from @SwiftOnSecurity with the text “Microsoft seeing people use their products with the default settings they ship to customers” and an image of Walter White from breaking bad desperately screaming while handcuffed in a closed SUV, the target of his screams unable to hear him.
Microsoft now has three security principles that form a big part of these goals: secure by design; secure by default; secure operations. These principles are designed to put security first during the design phases of products and services, place a greater focus on protections that are enabled by default, and improve controls and monitoring for current and future threats.
Screen cap of a clip from a podcast of relentless shit-heel Aaron Rodgers saying the government invented HIV.
Pondering My Orb meme. a drawing of a sagely figure looking into a crystal ball.
From the New York Times’ Maggie Haberman “Shortly before court adjourned for the day, Trump's campaign sent out a fundraising email falsely claiming he had just stormed out of court.”
Dril Tweet from 2011: "im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob
Ms. Shanahan, 38, who was formerly married to the Google co-founder Sergey Brin, has given $4.5 million to super PACs backing Mr. Kennedy over the past year, including a $4 million donation helping to pay for a Super Bowl ad backing him. She also funds research on health and the environment, issues that Mr. Kennedy — an environmental lawyer and vaccine skeptic who has spread conspiracy theories — has made cornerstones of his campaign. Ms. Shanahan emerged as his favored vice-presidential pick in recent weeks, after the N.F.L. quarterback Aaron Rodgers and the former Minnesota governor Jesse Ventura had been at the top of Mr. Kennedy’s shortlist.
Screenshot of the Australian steam store page for “Dragon’s Dogma 2” with a “Mostly Negative” rating and $15(USD) micro transaction bundle
We couldn't agree to terms on a for-profit with Elon because we felt it was against the mission for any individual to have absolute control over OpenAl.
“Epic handshake meme” with two musclar arms locked in handshake that says Left Arm: King Charles Right Arm: Steve Jobs The point where their hands meet: Dying of curable prostate cancers
Microsoft 365 service health dashboard indicating Microsoft Teams is “experiencing multiple issues” as of 8:37AM MST 2024-01-26
An image with the words “The Cyber Twilight Zone” in the style of “The Twilight Zone” television show, over a background of lines of code.