Shmack

@shmack.bsky.social

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Lizard. Trans rights are human rights. twitch.tv/theshmackattack she/they

white person's hand in a gauntlet (wrist and thumb below elbow) cast. it is an old-style plaster cast which is wrapped in gauze. They have their nails painted black, and are taking the photo looking down to the floor where they're sneakily showing off some nice green chucks.
Jingle Jame 2025 schedule for Week beginning December 8th. Tuesday 9th : 8pm Phasmophobia. Friday 12th 8pm REPO. Saturday 13th Jingle Jam Goal Day (community games). Sunday 14th 2pm Tabletop Sim / Betrayal at the house on the hill there are some cute lizard emotes and a link to twitch.tv/theshmackattack
Jingle Jam Fundraiser Schedule for twitch.tv/theshmackattack, in aide of CALM: Campaign Against Living Miserably. Tuesday 2nd, 9pm Phasmophobia. Friday 5th, 8pm Community games. Saturday 6th, 12pm Project Zomboid. Sunday 7th, 12pm Blood on the Clocktower.
Looking deep into a dark space, there is a ceramic painted house with a small crested gecko peeking over the top. We just see his face which is smiling, a little vacant, with big dark eyes and crests sticking out to the sides like messy hair. There are large vines and leaves in the foreground.
A yellow and white leopard gecko with light brown spotting stands at extreme attention at the front of her closed vivarium. She is smiling and wide-eyed and definitely trying to butter you up.
classic gif from Mad Max : Fury Road where Max says "That's bait" and points.
An absolutely adorable hand painted figure of a leopard gecko by Derptiles. He is being held carefully.
Smiling leopard gecko at the front of her enclosure, attempting to climb out but stopped only by glass. The background is her naturalistic rocky home.
A fruit tier list. Honestly? they're bad opinions and the only thing of note is that I apparently love stone fruit and I hate avocado which is wild that it is even on this
A yellow, brown, and white leopard gecko. She is lying propped on some brown clay rocks and slate in an enclosure surrounded by fake plants and flowers. She is asleep and very precious.
A small gecko is held in a hand. She is brown, grey, and white, and has dark shining eyes. The background is a blurry out-of-focus splash of colours.
This is an image of my apparent 'love persona' saying that I am a Capybara. It describes me as a "laid-back soulmate, chill, reliable, and always there to bring comfort.". I am apparently super-patient, have a good sense in romance, have attention to detail, zero enemies, infinite friends, am gentle and laid back. Some quotes that I apparently say are "Take your time, I'll be here, always" *pulls blanket over you* ; "You're my favourite part of everyday" *forehead kisses*; "If it matters to you, it matters to me"; and "I bring food!" Apparently I "smile just for you and it's the kind of smile that melts you; could listen to you forever, show love through small actions, and am calm and composed, lighting up when you're around. I have possible matches of a sheep (childhood sweethearts), bird (calm and content duo) or red panda (opposites attract). I wrote that out just for you, dear reader. Listener? Whatever. <3
brown/grey/white african fat tail gecko held gently in a pale-skinned hand. She is smiling, but also judging you.
Lisa Simpson and Ralph Wiggum sit in a classroom with other children in the background. They both have their hands raised. The subtitle reads: "Ralph, this better not be about your cat."
a small brown and grey african fat tail gecko staring at the camera with two beady black eyes. while geckos usually are known for their smiles, she somehow appears furious and judgemental. Around her is a half coconut with a doorway, a cork tube, and she is partially hidden by a slate shelf that she will undoubtably have dashed under after being noticed.
A recap of the twitch streaming channel theshmackattack highlighting statistics of the channel which are mostly mundane but highlight a lovely community who will watch shmack stream actual drivel
A yellow budgie smugly sits on a finger that has been put between bars in a cage. A blue and yellow budgie stands behind, and bites the same finger.
a videogame screenshot of a cute brown and green dog with alarming anime eyes fishing in a very polygonal woodland park
A blue and white budgerigar is held gently in two white hands against the body of a person wearing neutral-toned sweater.
A crested gecko emerging from a small hide shaped like a house. His expression is that of a creature terrified of his own existence.
A white budgie with some blue spots perched on a door.
A chubby african fat tail gecko being held gently in a pale hand. She has stubby toes and appears to be smiling.
Close up of a person's face. They are holding a tiny lizard in their hand in front of them. The lizard is peeking over the hand and appears to be smiling.
Photo entry with two images of a woman named Jean Windsor.
A cute smiling leopard gecko at the front of her enclosure begging to be released