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gamer girl transbian 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ retired jammer/blocker from Roc City (RCRD) former host of the DerbyRocz Podcast ttrpg fan movie addict [profile pic credit: starlightsylph.tumblr.com ]

a close up of a comic book character. a white woman with long blond hair, wearing a low cut black tank top and silver bangles on her right arm. she is holding up a tall drink and saying “I suspect they liked my powers but couldn’t handle ME”
a Magnivox Odyssey 3. which is an old video game console that could play three built in games: tennis, squash, and hockey. each game being a variation of the game Pong, a game that was a black screen with a white line down the middle signifying the net, and two smaller white lines that could move only vertically to “hit” the ball (a white square) back and forth. this console is yellow with black details. there is an on/off switch in the middle near the bottom with two other switches above it for choosing the game and the difficulty. in the lower left and right corners are two dials that serve as controllers. it also has a single cord coming out of the back which was used to connect it to a TV. there is no power cord because it was battery operated.
a photo split into two frames, one above other. in the top frame Zooey Deschanel and Max Greenfield, as their characters (Jess Day and Schmidt) from the tv show New Girl. they seem to be at a restaurant, sitting next to each other, with people in the background. they are both smiling, laughing, appearing to have a good time. the caption reads “HAHAHA. What a dumb idea.” the bottom frame shows only Zooey Deschanel in a tight close up of just her face. she is now deadly serious. the caption reads “Do It.”
a split, meme style picture of Tina Fey on top and Alec Baldwin on the bottom. they are both dressed as their characters (Liz Lemon and Jack Donaghy) from the show 30 Rock. Tina Fey is dressed in a simple black sweater over a blue shirt and Alec Baldwin is in a very nice dark suit with a light blue shirt and a black and red striped tie. they are walking in the hallways of a television studio. Tina Fey (Liz Lemon) is saying “what a year huh?” and Alec Baldwin (Jack Donaghy) is turned to reply to her “Lemon, it’s March”
it’s me! but from almost ten years ago. I’m driving. I’m wearing a black track jacket with white trim. my roller derby name “Shockin’ Audrey” is written on the left side of the jacket. the jacket is open and you can see a green Roc City Roller Derby tee shirt underneath. my hair is very short and multicolored. there are bright reds, yellows, oranges and greens scattered seemingly at random all over my head.
George Burns, as God, is driving a classic 70’s style yellow taxi. John Denver, as Jerry Landers, is the passenger. we are looking through the windshield, so John Denver is visible over the shoulder of George Burns. this is a scene from the movie “Oh, God!”
a screenshot from the video game Horizon: Forbidden West. the main character, Aloy, is riding on the back of a robotic pterodactyl high above a snowy mountain top. the sky is blue, the sun is shining from somewhere above and behind her causing lens flare, and an owl is flying alongside her.
four women, three in head scarves/hijabs, are playing musical instruments. two are playing guitar. one is playing bass. one is on drums. they are the members of the fictional band LadyParts. they are practicing in a garage with a rug on the ground, posters on the wall, and various bits of musical equipment like amps, speakers and microphones.
a very cutesy cartoony version of the hulk, hunched over, looking confused, and scratching his head. it is captioned at the top with “me: that’s my secret… I’m always confused”
Wiggle, from the video game BugSnax. normally a furry, cartoony, Muppet-ish character, her body parts have been transformed into a seemingly random collection of snacks. including cake for a nose and left ear. a cookie for a right ear. peppermint sticks as arms and legs. and a mixed nut cluster for a body.
Gramble. a cartoonish, maybe Muppet-ish, NPC from the game BugSnax. he is short, with pink skin, large eyes, and a large blue nose. he is wearing a blue angora sweater and a red hat that is made to look like a strawberry with eyes. he is standing in grass with wooden huts in the background
two pictures of Margot Robbie. on the left her hair is perfect… her makeup is perfect… she is very well dressed in a black, off the shoulder dress. she is smiling coyly while looking over her shoulder. perhaps she is on her way into an awards show. on the right she is dressed as Harley Quinn. her hair is done up in ragged, dirty and mismatched pigtails of pink and blue. her face is dirty… her makeup is overdone and smudged… her lip is bloodied. she looks like she has been in a fight and has a “you should see the other guy” look on her face.
a group of people dressed in Victorian England era clothing are standing around a coffin bopping to music. there is a man in a top hat and vest is sitting on top of the coffin. there man in the top hat places a kiss on the coffin using his hand while singing “Thank You Very Much”. in the far background you can see Albert Finney as Scrooge in his nightgown and cap.
Heather C. Heather M. and Heather D. from the movie Heathers. they are shoulder to shoulder, holding croquet mallets and looking very self important.
the cover of the original Dungeons and Dragons basic rules box set. it is red and has yellow lettering. at the top it reads “TSR” “Dungeons and Dragons” “fantasy adventure game basic rulebook” at the bottom it reads “the original fantasy role playing game for 3 or more adults”. In the middle there is a male human fighter with a round wooden shield and a spear; and a female elf wizard with a flaming weapon in one hand and a green ball of fire in the other. they are in a dungeon, with a set of stairs and a door behind them. they are fighting a green dragon that is rising up out of a murky pool of water.
Keanu Reeves covered in fur as Ortiz the Dog Boy in the movie Freaked
Joyce Hyser in the boy persona of Terry Griffith walking toward the camera in an exaggerated swagger. from the movie Just One Of The Guys
a quickly moving gif showing many short cuts of scenes and actors from the movie “The Hotel New Hampshire”
a woman wearing a black t-shirt with the words “Tough Titties” written on the front
a meme with two pictures. top picture shows Zoe Deschanel and a costar from the show New Girl laughing. the caption is “hahaha. what a dumb idea.” the lower picture has a closeup of just Zoe Deschanel looking deadly serious with the caption “ Do It!”
a hand held video game console from the 1980’s called Stargate. name at the top, screen in the middle. the bottom has a silver joystick and five buttons. made to look similar to the full size arcade game Defender
movie poster for the movie Three Days of the Condor. Starring Robert Redford and Faye Dunaway. the tagline is “His CIA code name is Condor. In the next seventy two hours almost everyone he trusts will try to kill him.” three mysterious looking spies holding guns loom in the background while a closeup of Redford and Dunaway kissing is superimposed over a U.S. dollar coin in the foreground.
an image of the wanna be Batman from Christopher Nolan’s The Dark Knight wearing old sports equipment that has been painted black