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plastic wrapped heads of bok choy labelled "baby/bébé bok choy"
control panel for the fan. there is a sort of display thing with LED's that light up when a setting is selected. there are a total of 10 of these LED's, arranged in a circle, going clockwise from top left: Low, med, high, 4h, 2h, nature, normal, sleep, 0.5h, 1h under that are 4 square buttons, labelled mode, oscillation, speed, timer, and under those is a circular general on/off button
fucking RGB light show being put on by the control panel of the above fan, in an otherwise dark room
silver stand fan (y'know, the classic oscillating type except it doesn't actually oscillate, more on that later) in front of a bookshelf in a bedroom with dark green and cream coloured walls
one of those fucking lift and peel container seals, with the stupid ass plastic tab made of the most slippery material known to man fucking kind. god just looking at it makes me mad. fuck these things to hades
the ITYSL hot dog choking sketch, with Tim Robinson gesturing and saying "you can't skip lunch"
plastic clamshell container of blueberries
meme of the anime guy with the butterfly, guy is labelled "me", butterfly is labelled "a mental illness symptom", caption is "is this evidence that I'm a terrible person?"
box of Tic Tacs, specifically the "Fruit Adventure" flavour
excited open mouthed Wojak pointing meme
therapist: Sims 4 pigeons aren't real, they can't hurt you Sims 4 pigeons: a collage of screenshots of extremely low poly pigeons on a green field with yellow flowers. they are quite ridiculous
screenshot of an extremely low poly Skyrim hawk above Solitude city. it basically looks like it's made out of pieces of cardboard glued together by a 5th grader or smth, and is incredibly derpy and pathetic looking overall
dial-style yard thermometer with an illustration of deer and grouse in the snow
bucket hat with a Dan Flashes-ass loud purple, pink, yellow and teal geometric 90's style pattern
red and green grapes in a clear bowl
table lamp with a base that looks like a duck, and a wicker type shade
big mouth billy bass
the courier from Skyrim, standing at the entrance to Whiterun
pineapple green cheek conure (extremely smol, extremely cute parrot with green wings, red and yellow belly, brown head with green cheeks, a large beige-ish beak, and googly eyes sticking out to the sides of her head) standing on my head facing forward
"I'm about to McFuckin lose it" in the cutesy colourful Pokopia font over a screenshot of the game
Album cover for Screaming for Vengeance (Judas Priest) it is art of a fucking sick-ass robot eagle diving across a background of a red circle on yellow
newspaper headline about gardening that says "discover the glee of grasses"
Uncle John's Bathroom Reader, a book full of random shit like trivia, jokes, articles...idk it's hard to describe but I remember liking these a lot
Ricky's dad from Trailer Park Boys captioned "that's just the way of the road boys, way of the road"
jug of bright yellow windshield washer fluid
bust of King Tutankhamun of Egypt, with a speech bubble poorly edited in
lab thermometer with a digital readout that just says "HELP"
"Panic" spell tome in Skyrim
12 channel 20-200 microliter Rainin multipipette. it's a weird looking piece of hand held lab equipment, used for aspirating and dispensing liquids in a 96 well PCR plate
NPC named "Adoring Fan" from The Elder Scrolls: Oblivion
excerpt from the UESP Skyrim traps page, specifically the section about the damaging darkness effect in the Temple of Nocturnal "...can, however, use light effects (such as Candlelight, Magelight, and torches) to surround yourself in light and avoid the darkness effect. Even the use of God Mode will not stop the damage from the darkness"
SpongeBob "is mayonnaise an instrument" meme where Patrick is saying "is posting a hobby?" and Squidward is replying "no, Blaine, posting is not a hobby"
diagram of the central dogma of molecular biology (DNA is transcribed into RNA, RNA is translated into a protein, reverse transcription can convert an RNA molecule into a DNA copy. cells can make copies of DNA via replication)
Lugia in the second Pokemon movie saying "the song has restored my strength"
Whiterun guard from Skyrim, standing in the street that leads from the entrance to the market/inn area
screenshot of a text message conversation. there is an image of a kitchen counter, atop which are several crudely chopped sticks of butter on some paper. the butter is stacked and arranged so that it looks like Stonehenge below the image is the message "Butterhenge"
doors at 6 - headliner at 10 me by 7:30: image of 2 guys doubled over in knee/back pain
fluffy pineapple green cheek conure parrot. she is very small, and has bright red and yellow feathers on her belly, green wings, and a brownish grey head with green and reddish accents. she is sitting on my knee (which is covered in a blanket)
website for Hartwall drinks. there are different categories of products, including waters, soft drinks, wines, and...tentacles (accompanied by an image of someone pulling a bucket of drink cans out of some ice)
extremely squishy pineapple green cheek conure parrot being held like an ice cream cone in my hand. she has very soft red and yellow feathers on her belly, and green, reddish and brown feathers on her head. her tiny cheeks are so freakin fluffy. there is a Christmas tree in the background (although I forgot to plug it in)
ad that says "2x payout for accidental death - speak to our Canadian based licensed advisor..."
verify your number we sent (phone number redacted) a code via SMS send via SMS instead
Facebook ad from Springer publishing, ad text says "Holiday Sale: selected hardcover, softcover..." and the item featured in the ad is a medical book titled "Normal and Abnormal Scrotum"
highly confused baby cockatiel with a gigantic yellow feather crest, eyes bugging out to the sides of his head, and maybe like 3 brain cells, captioned "heck" in all lowercase
two round plush birds perched on the back of a grey couch. one is a cardinal with a green scarf, the other is a blue jay with a red scarf. they have lil fluffy sorta mohawk situations on top of their heads
write a horror story using only 3 words
ITYSL sloppy steaks sketch with Tim Robinson pouring water on the steak and going "let's slop em up"
meme with the guy in sunglasses at a drive thru, with the weird trauma dump reply about a dying dog edited into the guy's speech bubble
care instructions label on the inside of some pants that says "garment contains dye stuff which may rub off"
silver septum clicker ring with a yellow and green cob of corn on it
extremely fluffy pineapple green cheek conure sort of sitting sideways in my hand. one of her little pink feets is sticking out
I bring a sort of won't stop talking about birds vibe to the party that has absolutely nothing to do with birds that the people who don't care about birds don't really like
Garrus Vakarian from Mass Effect with a speech bubble. I guess it isn't technically an exoskeleton but whatever
Tim Robinson in the ITYSL sloppy steaks sketch, looking down at the baby and saying "I'm not a piece of shit"
that meme of a lady giving a presentation with the screen behind her saying, in large capital letters: I AM A DUMB BITCH WITH TERRIBLE TASTE, I WILL NEVER CHANGE, I WILL NEVER IMPROVE, THAT IS A PROMISE
two plastic test tubes (one 50 ml, one 15 ml)
The Onion headline "Hotshot Peasant Has Window" with an old timey drawing of a smug peasant in a matching orange button up tunic thing and hat thing, sitting in front of a window and looking out at a bunch of other peasants wrestling and/or dying of consumption? in a field
very fluffy pineapple green cheek conure parrot being held like an ice cream cone. she is green, yellow, and red, has big eyes bugging out of the side of her head, tiny pink feets, and an absurdly impractical long light red tail
house with a number sign that says 4 forty 4. the 4's on each end are actual numbers, and the word "forty" is spelled out in between them
fanned out selection of multicoloured paper folders, the kind that hold hole-punched papers together with metal tack things. I can't even remember what they're called elsewhere. in my head (1/5 do not recommend being in here), nothing else seems like the right word for these besides "duotangs"