shrimp

@shrimp.fail

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you tellin me i fried this rice? he/him

A sign that says “MANAGER’S SALE” and “ICE MELT SALT” above a stack of bags
The character Dr. Kelson from 28 Years Later and its sequel 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple.
A meme from The Simpsons. Lisa looks at a display case titled “The Ham Net from Hamnet” with a picture of a ham wrapped in netting
A screenshot from Halo
A freeze frame of the quoted video of Jim Walden sky-diving with his mouth open like he is screaming
An advertisement for a keyboard called “Magger68” written in a script font that makes it look like the N-word
Bo Burnham with a sock on his hand. From a song from his Netflix special Inside.
A screenshot from the movie Zoolander where the character Derek Zoolander is a merman. Underneath is a caption that reads “Ingredients is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty”
The character Devon from the TV series Severance holds up her two hands in fists with the thumb extended as she cries
A screenshot from the TV series Severance of the character Mark with the subtitles “everything was, like, so white”
A tweet from The Spectator Index that reads: “JUST IN: X CEO says that payment system 'X Money' will launch in 2025”
A shelf of boxes of tea bags. The one in the middle is “Organic Throat Coat”
An advert for a company called Magibook. The headline reads "Turn HARD books into EASY books with Magibook! Maximize your reading potential and avoid difficult language today." Underneath is two covers of The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald. Above the first cover is the original version of the opening sentence (captioned "Turn Hard Books"), which reads "In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since." Above the second cover (captioned "into Easy Books") is a simplified version, which reads "When I was young, my dad told me something that I still think about."
A photo of a box of candy bars called “Knoppers”
A screenshot from the movie Zoolander of the titular character making his “Blue Steel” look
Top frame: Marge Simpson sits alone in a room. The caption reads “At times like this, I guess all you can do is be thankful” Bottom frame: Marge sits alone staring into the middle distance. No caption
An image of Zapp Brannigan from the TV show Futurama. He is logging in a robe with a glass of champagne with a crudely drawn speech bubble at the bottom, as if he is speaking the quoted post
A screenshot of the TV show Community. Britta is sitting at the top of bleachers in a beret. The subtitles read "in the breat purge of about two minutes ago"
A black and white cat curled up with its feet at its head in a red cat bed
A screenshot of an article that reads: films. Additionally, this HBO show is not based on anything Frank Herbert himself has written; rather, it is adapted from his son Brian Herbert's prequel novel Sisterhood of Dune. If this is the first you've ever heard about this book, well... it's because it's not particularly good.