goob

@shyzer.bsky.social

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30+ years Seattle Mariners survivor - GOMS 🔱 Door city over here

Statue of Greek God Apollo holding red dodgeball
Bronze statue of Cristiano Ronaldo's head.
Charcters William Adama and Laura Roslin from Battlestar Galactica reboot series.
Charcters William Adama and Laura Roslin from Battlestar Galactica reboot series.
Screenshot of a baseball game where there are four of the same garish advertisement shown behind home plate
Art cover of Dan Simmons' book titled Hyperion
Worf, from DS9, wearing a white baseball jersey with red stripes, saying "death to the opposition"
Mario, Bowser, Princess Peach, Geno, and Mallow from Super Mario RPG dance around a news headline that says Henry Kissinger is dead. The Super Mario RPG level up music plays too.
2026 Baltimore Orioles city connect baseball jersey that say BMORE
Statue of Apollo, holding a red dodgeball
An orange cay and a gray cat lie curled next to each other on a green blanket. The lighting is terrible, making the photo appear taken on a potato.
Image of Mayor Mamdani sitting on the floor, looking exhausted, with the text "Oh God, I want to die"
Meme from a Futurama episode that says "0 days since last accidentally posting work content on my personal account"
Silly post from uticaeric.bsky.social promoting LLM usage within the military.
Screenshot of news article featuring Kiefer Sutherland's image. Text reads "Kiefer Sutherland arrested in assault on ride-share driver, police say. Sutherland, best known for his role as Jack Bauer in "24," was also accused of making "criminal threats," Los Angeles police e said.
Screenshot from Star Trek: Insurrection featuring an alien species called the Son'a, who have their facial skin stretched over their face.
List of projected Atlanta Braves relief pitchers for 2026.
Cal Raleigh wearing goggles, smiling at the camera, and giving a big thumbs up
LITTLE BETTS
Two commemorative photo books from the 2001 and 1995 Seattle Mariners seasons published by the Seattle Post-Intelligener.
Newspaper clipping from before the 1996 MLB season showing a tally of "Years without a World Series title" for each team.
Two bottles of Veuve Clicquot champagne - one from 2001 and another from ??? (they got mixed up and we don't know which is the oldest one) - that have been saved in my family for over two decades to be used in a celebratory dousing once the Seattle Mariners finally win the World Series.
Newspaper clipping and ticket stubs from July 27-29, 2001 Minnesota Twins vs Seattle Mariners games. During one of the games, they gave away Ichrio bobbleheads.
Ticket stubs and field pass for Seattle Mariners vs Oakland A's game on July 19, 2000 and July 20, 2000.
Newspaper clipping announcing the signing of Ichiro Suzuki in 2001 along with the handwritten note in the margins "Hell yeah! Glad we got him!"
Newspaper clippings of Edgar Martinez making the AL All-Star team in 1995.
Photo of scoreboard from the October 13, 1995 ALCS game
Three photo albums worth of Seattle Mariners newspaper clippings, dozens of Mariners ticket stubs, and more various assortments of memorabilia.
Major League scene where the groundscrew says "they're shifty again"
Major League scene where Cerrano strikes out and Hayes says "we should of got the live chicken."
"Sure grandma, let's get you to bed" meme with grandma saying "Today's baseball term is oppo taco"
Mac and Cheez, a brown cat and an orange cat, snoozing on a white blanket and killing my back because I can't move my leg
Shhh. Shut the fuck up, Boomer
Win probability chart for game 5 of the ALDS on October 10, 2025 between Detroit Tigers and Seattle Mariners that lasted 15 innings. It's a series of ups and downs that induced dozens of heart attacks nationwide.
Orange cat curled in a lap
Tim Robinson repeating "that'll do it" over and over
Homer Simpson saying "I think he's talking to you"
Cal Raleigh hits his 50th home run to the second deck in T-Mobile park.
Freedom of Speech painting
"Bill Gates" from Nathan For You
"Bill Gates" from Nathan For You
Screenshot of GPT-5 with the query "How many R's in "strawberry fields forever"? and AI incorrectly answering: The phrase "strawberry fields forever" contains 6 R's: - strawberry = 3 R's - fields = 0 R's - forever = 3 R's Total = 6
Seth Meyers gesturing all around him
Jerry Dipoto Seattle Mariners Executive Vice President & Savage
Screenshot from July 18, 2025 Seattle Mariners broadcast on ROOT Sports featuring a promo for "Mariners Value Games - tickets as low as $11." There's an accompanying POV image of fans in the upper decks trying to watch a baseball game while the sun is blinding them at eye level.