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Mel Brooks: You say yes, and you never do it. Don’t waste your time struggling with them and trying to make sense to them. Don’t fight them.

jar jireh binks (bsky @ thejirehscope) @sulcusandjirehs i love logging on to twitter dot com and reading a weird series of words referenced by several people and having to trace it back to the source like i'm some sort of detective for a case with zero stakes. tonight's phrase is "shredded cheese fajita sad wife" 6:24 AM • Jun 28, 2020
A black swan.
Cervical cancer rates before 1950 were significantly higher than they are today, largely due to the lack of effective screening and vaccination programs. The introduction of cervical screening and HPV vaccination has dramatically reduced the incidence of cervical cancer in many countries since then.
Witch hunter McCarthy pointing a finger.
Two little blue men standing at attention while another man has his right arm lifted in a salute ?
A black cat sitting up in bed reading a book titled “How to slap someone through the internet”.
Photo of an unopened bar of Whittaker’s chocolate. Gum drop block - “white chocolate with bubble gum flavour and cherry gumdrops”.
Sage Dev... @trans.bsk... the secret to male loneliness is for men who are lonely to become more pleasant to be around. i hope this helps anyone who is still searching for the answer. 10:03 AM • Aug 22, 2023
Image of passport with sulky photo of trump.
A McChicken filled with lettuce.
Two black and white puppies playing in a large dog bed.
His address is down a long dirt road with a no trespassing sign.
Image of a man and a woman dressed in suits. The woman faces a block wall. The man has stairs up to the next level.
John Boyega in his Stormtrooper uniform, looking hot and worried.
In what became a long-standing farm tradition, Neill began naming his livestock after his famous Hollywood peers. Among the famous residents were cows named Helena Bonham Carter and Laura Dern, pigs called Amy Adams and Bryan Brown, a ram dubbed Jeff Goldblum, a duck that went by Charlie Pickering and a rooster named Michael Fassbender.
Sam Neill in Sleeping Dogs.
A commercial lobster diver named Michael Packard was briefly swallowed by a humpback whale off Provincetown, Massachusetts, on June 11, 2026, and survived with bruising and a dislocated knee. Experts say the encounter was accidental, as humpback whales typically feed by gulping fish and krill and rarely target humans. Smithsonian Magazine
McConnell proof of life photo.
Which sex tends to live longer: A clear rule emerged: the strongest predictor that the males of any given species would meet a relatively early end was down to how elaborate and energetic their mating rituals were. Across all mammals, females were found to live 12% longer than males on average. Among the birds, the tables were turned: males outlived females by about 5%. At first glance, this might seem puzzling. But among the mammals, it was more common for males to compete fiercely for multiple mates. Examples include stags clashing antlers and gorillas squaring off over harems. In such contests, evolution rewards big, bold, conspicuous individuals -but at the cost of shorter lives. Many birds, by contrast, are monogamous, forming long-term bonds with a single mate and sharing parental duties. - The Times
Priority mail box with “definitely not bees Shake vigorously before opening” written on it.
Lancaster survived with frostbite, bruising, shock, and fractures to his right arm, left thumb, and right wrist. Ogden had frostbite in his face, a dislocated shoulder, and later suffered from post- traumatic stress disorder. There were no other injuries.
Four posts all saying you know why
A spiral bound book of maps.
Two dogs innocently looking round a corner.
Tweet from 2020 replying to Meghan McCain, “Meghan we live in the same building, and I just walked outside. It’s fine.” Kristen Bartlett.
Woman’s statue that has had the tarnish worn off her breasts by groping hands.
Morgan Freeman saying “this shit is why god’s last name is dammit”.
Watters suggested young kids who "misbehave" should join the army. "Right? Shape them up," he said. "Send them to Cuba. Send them to Iran, they're gonna want to come back real quick," Leavitt responded.
A photo of a person in leggings with white arrows pointing to slight indentations on their hips.
Melania trump wearing tweed.
A minion smothered in toxic yellow gas.
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"They are not saying take away antibiotics," she said, "or take away heart medication, or take away your cholesterol medication or take away any other medications that people need."
A man whispering into the ear of trump, who appears to have a scarab death beetle crawling up his tie.
Soft old man.
Western union telegram: Fuck You Strong letter to follow
Alita battle angel.
Musk is autistic trillionaire Radio Rawanda.
A blue and red giraffe on a tall paper cup labelled “The longest drink in town”.
A double rainbow backed by gray rain clouds.
Car driven into swimming pool.
Ivanka “modelling”.
Guy responsible for vandalising reflecting pool.
Exhausted brown dog praying.
Barron trump looking like American Psycho.
Trump wearing a red tie down to his knees.
Mylibrarycardworeout: When it happens, would you want to be woken up in the middle of the night to be told? Heatherkaitt: I would want to be woken up out of surgery.
View from cabin deck across green camp grounds and rugby field to bush. The sky is cloud free.
A black and white cat with white feet lying on a yellow chair.
A pink haired barbie doll smoking a cigarette. Text: you can keep your two cents. You look broke.
Trump asleep while some third rate, boring person talks.
Black and white photo of coal miners whose faces are black with coal dust.
DONALD J. TRUMP, to take the place of these highly paid, Third Rate "Artists," and give a major speech,
A black and white cow standing on grass between a gravel road and a river. It’s face is pixelated.
Cat looking not too happy.
Trey Gowdy.
Woman with short blonde hair, reading something on a phone being held in front of her. She has a look of disgust on her face.