[Sic] Burns

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No relation to the dead Scottish poet just enjoy saying “wee beastie” Always putting the mid in Midwestern Boy Do these skeets make my brain look fat? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:f7kwb76tabhomcmduvulxoz5/feed/top-skeets

NOW That’s What I Call KETCHUP
Boxed ant farm kit — live ant habitat!
Jack Nicholson in Batman as the joker saying This town needs an enema
Animal crossing (whatever that is) custom title card reading what the hell and too lazy to google this
Still from the short film The Red Balloon. A young boy walks down the sidewalk, followed by a red balloon
View from the lawn at Ravinia festival, an outdoor music venue outside Chicago
Do-it-yourself Star Trek title screen that says, “The one where uh yea sees Spock’s peen”
WLS survey of top hits week ending July 19 1975
Matthew Broderick as Purdue Pharma’s shamed Richard Sackler in Netflix’s “Painkiller”
Book cover for “The Musicals of Andrew Lloyd Webber by Keith Richmond
Randolph Mantooth as Johnny Gage on the tv show Emergency
Bingham’s Jolly Flatboatmen (2nd version) showing men on a riverboat, one dancing others playing instruments.
Clouds shaped like an old guy wearing a floppy hat, smoking a huge blunt and petting a dog. Hey that’s what I see really.
A party barrel of Utz Cheese Balls with the amount of uneaten balls indicating the time of day
The Three stooges in robes and mortar boards: Larry, Curly, and Moe
Outside view of a Self-storage unit with blue doors
Movie poster for the librarians, a documentary about book banning
Charlton heston as Moses in the 10 Commandments raises his arms to part the Red Sea
Stephen miller holds a Mike and gives a speech wearing a ball cap
Colin Firth and Stellen Skarsgard reenact the Titanic king of the world scene in Mamma Mia here we go again
Albert Brooks and julie hagerty stand behind an rv in the film lost in America
My closest political worldview match is Zohran Mamdani despite my not being the mayor of a large city
BREAKING: A 5-4 Supreme Court *upholds* an obscure doctrine that bars federal courts from reviewing challenges to state court rulings that aren’t final decisions from the state’s highest court. #SCOTUS Justices Roberts, Kagan, Gorsuch & Barrett dissent.
Colorful drawing of Charles Nelson Reilly with pipe and scarf
Poster for the 70s tv show Barbary coast starring William Shatner and Doug McClure
Exterior of the Trump hotel in Chicago, showing large Trump lettering several stories
Meme of Maria singing to the sound of music kids
Poster for the film breaking away showing the four lead actors in white tee shirts that say cutters
Ted Cruz looking super masculine when he was James Talarico’s age in a suit and tie
Chicago kids TV legend Bill Jackson dances with a life-sized version of his Dirty Dragon character, usually seen as a puppet
Richard Gere in uniform on a motorcycle in the film An Officer and a Gentleman
Healthiest damn breakfast you’ve ever seen. Steel cut oats with almond milk, cinnamon, banana, peaches, blueberries, and pecans
Cover of Pete Townshend’s Empty Glass album with Pete in between two young ladies, a halo behind his head and a bottle in front
Robert Redford in The Natural stands outside with a baseball glove. He’s bathed in golden sunlight
Banjo-playing boy does his thing in the film Deliverance
BlueSky app icon with 69 current notifications
Mr. Spock appears to be singing into a tin foil ass looking old timey microphone
Vintage comic book ad for 100 toy soldiers with planes ships cannons etc. all for $1.25
Star Trek title screen that reads the one where uhura sees Spock’s peen
Saved by the Bell title graphic that reads life’s a tale told by an idiot
Actor William Hurt in a promo photo for the 1983 film The Big Chill (and totally the model for the hideous Bari Weiss bust)
Shania Twain in black, singing at the 1999 Grammys (red background)
Screenshot of BlueSky trending topic #4, which is 1978 Music
At the end of a Google AI response is a disclaimer saying AI can make mistakes, so double-check responses
The cover of the 1973 K-Tel “Fantastic” album, a compilation of pop hits.
Meg Ryan in a car scene from Sleepless in Seattle. She starts singing horses horses horses along with Sleigh Ride backup singers on the radio
Burger King font generator saying get used to this your mother and I are separating
Master Blaster from Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome
Vanished Chicagoland’s Pete Kastanes in his Twitter pfp with Cuddly Duddly, an orange dog puppet that was a wise-cracking character on the Ray Raynor morning show. Anyone who grew up in Chicago in the 60s-80s knows what I’m talking about.
Cartoon George C Scott takes a football to the groin in The Simpsons
A costumed man with long fake white beard and glasses talks to Triumph the Insult Comic Dog at a Star Wars movie premiere
A wild bunny stares right at me through the back glass door in the morning
Naked man with heat aimed at his balls spreads his arms and looks to the darkening skies
Young dad in a white shirt, dark skinny tie, and dark glasses, holding a two-month old Sic
Cast members of the tv show the Pitt in scrubs behind a desk
Hall of Fame pitcher Jim Kaat, one of the few great pitchers to play for the mid-70s Chicago White Sox, poses inside Comiskey Park for his baseball card pic in a red pinstriped uniform. His best years were with other teams, but I didn’t care
Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band play Born to Run in Minneapolis. I’m far right, about 5 rows up, waving my arms around like a goofy 16-year-old kid seeing his first concert (it’s actually my 14th time seeing Bruce)