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The cover to Jerry Glanville's Pigskin Footbrawl for Sega Genesis, featuring a man's arms in medieval bracers reaching out for a football and a banner boldly declaring it the arcade sports simulation game of the year
SPOILERS -The scene from My Girl where SPOILERS She sees Macaulay Culkin the casket and sobs, saying he can't see without his glasses. She is instead looking at the glasses-less Steven Urkel doll
The opening credits of The Bastard featuring a picture of Tom Bosley in revolutionary garb. He portrayed Ben Franklin. The screen, like the ones following, is a red background with a single black stripe vertically on the left side, a broad blue stripe running horizontally through the middle, with a scene of ben franklin in the middle of the blue stripe and a vertical slice depicting a close-up of Franklin next to it. The other side of the broad blue stripe contains a black bar in it.
An embarrassing link to the site whose preview text is a bunch of garbled CSS
The disgusted guests at the party meme, all holding red cups and looking at you like you're psychotic
Little pete, a redheaded kid in a flannel cap in a long-sleeved black shirt rolled up, looks at the tattoo on his arm of a saucy lady in a red dress with red hair, dancing. His tattoo is named Petunia.
A screenshot of the Australia 1 to 1 Egypt score with Egypt having 4 penalties to Australia's 2
The wikipedia page for Tony Shalhoub showing he has a Bachelour's Degree from the University of Southern Maine and an MFA from Yale
The Times also reported that two other women who had dated Mr. Platner recalled him drinking heavily and womanizing. One of the women, Jenny Racicot, 41, a Maine Democrat, said his behavior was “unsettling” and “reckless,” and she described him as someone who “does not respect women.”
A national guard guy flipping a picnic table to keep people from using it
Garfield sits on Jon's lap. Jon looks at the TV in wide eyed but closed mouth shock. Garfield says "Thanks OJ."
A screenshot of the 16-bit Cool Spot game. The 7up coolspot guy is looking at a map while standing underneath a sign that says BACK TO THE ROOMS
Superman obliterates the robe with heat vision saying "the emblem is crooked and the colors don't match my suit closely enough! I won't wear anything that poorly made!" Jimmy looks on in horror: dad stop don't use the heat of your x ray vision! Oh too late my father's day gift... Burning up!
The iron sheik holding Donald Trump in a vicious cobra clutch by sitting on his back and yanking his chin back into the sheik's chest. This is in front of a crowd of roaring fans in a wrestling ring. The artist watermark is hard to read, but is from PopArtyFacts on Instagram
Chespirito, an aging Mexican man in his 50s or so in a green shirt and tan beret, playing what I think is a 20 year old, in the movie el Chanfle where he is a ball boy who is trying to start a family or something. The movie is very confusing.
A screenshot of Tim Onion posting Jesus Christ No NO!!! fuck!!!
Mr Bean at moments of regret in his life
The Nathan Fielder "out on the town with my out of frame friends" tweet, edited to say "at the soccer match with like, thousands of my friends. they're all just out of frame, enjoying the match too. goooo soccer!"
A screenshot of the above tweet, uncredited, and the person it was stolen from, eddietg51-42.bsky.social
Elizabeth Banks in a low-cute white sweater holding a toy train that she is comparing to her husband's dick. She's saying It's nice to see yours to scale.
A quote from the story - after flores stopped Raman said something about planning and being inspired by all of you and then she pledged to work alongside you to revitalize olvera street
Nathan fielder from Nathan 4 you. A slight Canadian man with very light stubble in a blue shirt and tie sitting in front of an aisle of a pet store with a cat tree in the back and out of focus cat food cans on his left
Then liberal BoJack making a post that is a word for word copy of a post from Adam Parkhomenko saying that Jake tapper is a bitch
Oakland A's pitching hall of famer Rollie Fingers. A white guy with brown hair tucked under his green baseball cap sporting a big olde english style white A apostrophe s and a yellow bill. The collar of his white uniform is also striped green yellow green. What stands out is the moustache he sports which he has styled on the ends into circular handlebars. He has stubble on his chin but is clean shaven otherwise. He is alone on a white background as if on a baseball card and looks into the distance with a sort of befuddled look.
A lilac Breasted roller, a small chubby bird with a cyan mane white eyebrows lilac coloured breast and cyan underneath with a yellow top on its otherwise cyan wing. It sports a little black beak and perches on a twig.
A black cat dressed in a red beret and russian bdi like young revolver ocelot, standing in a ps3 polygonal jungle
The logo and wordmark of the University of South Carolina. The logo on the left is a white silhouette of a palmetto on a burgundy square
The same image as above but a ring has been added
USNAVCENT Guidance Statement Conditions for Orderly Transit of the Strait of Hormuz Details: The U.S. has established an enhanced security area to support Strait of Hormuz transits south of the Traffic Separation Scheme. Position/Area: South of the Traffic Separation Scheme in the Strait of Hormuz Action: Vessels choosing to transit the Strait of Hormuz should consider routing via Oman territorial waters south of the Traffic Separation Scheme. Due to anticipated traffic volume, coordination with Oman authorities via VHF channel 16 is advised to maintain safety of navigation. Transit via or in close proximity to the Traffic Separation Scheme should be considered extremely hazardous due the presence of mines that have not been fully surveyed and mitigated. Operators are encouraged to carefully review risk assessments and routing ahead of transit
A screenshot from the NYT article about median voters, edited to show a conversation between median voters: The moderators asks: Are there things that have gone well or decisions he’s made that you do think are good? Chris, 42, Ill., white, Republican, electrician Oh god where did everyone go, what happened, I'm blind, I've gone blind! Michelle, 45, Md., Latina, Republican, construction administration Your eyes are closed. Chris, 42, Ill., white, Republican, electrician Oh, phew. John, 62, Md., white, Republican, packaging specialist He did initiate the ending of the penny, which is good as that's how the lizardians spy on you.
A screenshot of journalistic hack Clara Jeffreys saying some shit and her quote tweets and replies are bot disabled.
Alexa der Clarkson saying that taking Iran off the board is not going to lastingly affect global oil or gas prices. There are currently severe shortages in asia and a nearly 200% increase in prices in the US
A screenshot from the episode of the Simpsons where Lisa finds out the truth about Jebidiah Springfield (or Hans Sprungfeld). She is a small yellow girl whose yellow hair blends into her scalp and she is wearing a little red dress with a pearl necklace. Clouds pass by in the distance as she stands at a bandstan or other speaking platform with a microphone in front of her. She says "Donald Trump was... he was... passed out like an old moron"
The scene from the Simpsons where a CPS worker is explaining to parents how to take care of their children, but Sun Tzu has been sloppily photoshopped over his head. Sun Tzu is saying "And feed your soldiers people. I can't stress that enough
The stop my penis can only get so erect meme from archer. It depicts the eponymous lead of the animated show Archer, a 50s-ish spy, a white guy with black hair in a grey suit standing and looking at Krueger, a German man with red hair and a high widows peak in a lab coat. Krieger is the one uttering "stop stop my penis can only get so erect"
Jay leno in his late 30s or early 40s in a red flowery tie and a charcoal suit
A screenshot from a NYT article describing the ceasefire deal. Highlighted is the sentence "Iran would also impose a fee of roughly 2 million dollars per ship that it would split with Oman which sits across the strait"
A still from the Mad Max fury road movie. The main character, a rugged man with a stubbly beard wearing some concoction of post-apocalyptic gear portrayed by Tom Hardy is about to point up and proclaim that something is bait. In the back seat of the car he is driving is a woman who looks a little like Parker Posey looking at him.
Shawn Michaels, a 90s wrestler with a pulled back ponytail, an earring in his left ear, and a light beard, looks disappointedly at the ground while being interviewed by Vince Mcmahon, a slicked back hair man in a suit we only see from the back. The scene is from the neck up, a microphone visible in the middle, and an audience in the background. I am not sure why he is disappointed there are no boy toys, and in fact his theme music explicitly says he is not your boy toy. Look, I was probably stretching with this.
The cover of famous alien abduction book Communion A True Story, written by Whitley Strieber. It is a book with a brown border and an artist's rendition of a gray alien (an upside tear drop headed alien with huge almond eyes and small slits for nostrils and a smug little smile). The cover notes that Whitley Strieber is the co-author of WARDAY
A kids book titles Oh Beans starting green bean. A cartoon green bean is depicted as an upset little girl ripping flowers out of the ground.
Karuta, a big beefy man in a white tank top and scraggly oily hair with a red bandana wipes blood from his mouth as he says "ah my step sister slash cousin slash wife is gonna be upset"
A 3d rendered image of two white fast food workers wearing yellow baseball caps with a red front panel, mustard yellow polo shirts, and standing in a dingy yellow drive through nook at their fast food gyro place which serves hot dogs. Both are odd looking, the one on the right (who has the name Bill on his shirt) is looking off into the distance as he says 100 PERCENT
a google trend chart for the past few hours that says "what is a billiken" and it starts flying off the charts in the past 30 minutes
A Superman 64 screenshot describing the ubiquitous popcorn "shadow Walker" enemies on a faux daily planet newspaper background. On the left is a simple polygon all black character in a hat and jacket. The description reads: shadow Walkers. Based on lexcorp robot research these cybernetic soldiers were created to execute the underhanded deeds of lex luthor, no questions asked. Although they are not very strong they are excellent marksmen and totally loyal to lex luthor
A dying cartoon child in a darkly overblown South Park episode muttering no hope, no hope, moments before dying, after watching his team lose.
An ai generated photo of someone vaguely looking like Randy Johnson in front of an LA Dodgers logo. He has been ranked both the 22nd and 23rd best baseball player of all time, denoted by a 22 dash 23
A Google search that returns cast, episode, and ratings information for How to get to Heaven from Belfast. Underneath is an AI summary insisting there is no comedy series called How to get to Heaven from Belfast
A photo of Dariel Gonzalez, the student cited in the article as having said “Ew you had colored professors?!” Gonzalez wrote at another point. “I reguse [sic] to be indoctrinated by the coloreds.” He told the group he used the term “colored” because, “I was told we cant say black anymore.” A couple days later, he added: “Avoid the coloreds like the plague.” He did not respond to a request for comment. He looks like Harry Potter had a child with John Oliver and is wearing an ill fitting black suit with a purple flower tie
Canadian television superstar Louis Del Grande , with his bald head, big boxy 80s glasses, and smart moustache looks at you puzzledly while wearing a sharp black suit
Coach mcguirk is taking to Brendon from the TV show home movies. He's saying "yeah. I mean I'm discovering all this too as I say it"
A Goetze caramel bullseye - a candy made of a caramel outer shell and creamy centre wrapped in a red and white wrapper
Mel Torme, The Velvet Fog and inspiration for Flash Man's theme music in Megaman II, stands in a courtroom in a yellow cardigan and blue blazer. He is being viewed almost sceptically by two bailiffs, a tall bald white man and a slightly shorter black woman. He holds a grey sweater lumped under his arm and seems annoyed to be there. The scene is from the show Night Court.
A Poster for the goofy little show The Not-too-late show with Elmo. Elmo is a red monster with an orange nose, wide smile, holding a mug with the TV show logo and a smart little grey suit and blue pinstripe tie
A darmok, a brown bug-like humanoid, from star trek recites the famous twitter post "I see he's packed a lunch, smart" in his weird way of talking: A bagged lunch he arrives with. Smart!"
“Oftentimes,” Thakur added, “we will see things like developmental issues, seizure disorders, and learning difficulties in children in the aftermath of encephalitis.” Ethan’s mom believes that “there will be a miracle.” “That’s what’s keeping us strong, and being able to be here with him,” she said from Ethan’s bedside. “We know it's in God's hands.” When reached for comment, God replied, "Bitch I gave you a vaccine."
A sources cited section showing he is taking his articles from Kotaku
Ramon Salazar from Resident Evil 4, a dessicated-looking man with grey hair in a tri-corner hat and blue suit with gold flower lapels. He is looking up, imploringly, as if to say, in his not really placeable accent: Charlie Kennedy