sigfalt

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I don't post often, but when I do post? utter garbage https://sigfalt.dev he/him staff software engineer in austin, tx security and rust enthusiast 90% tom 10% foolery

KitKat Official Statement: We can confirm that 12T of KitKat products were stolen while in transit between our factory in Central Italy and their destination in Poland. We are working closely with local authorities and supply chain partners to investigate. The good news: there are no concerns for consumer safety, and supply is not affected. Thank you
repost to spread 2kb of Christmas Joy
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Man with Fish
three flags blowing in the wind behind a large anchor at the end of a pier
wait hold on gotta look something up ok yeah this is funny
two paths: thal's balls or nophica's tits
a discord screenshot other user: I lost the game me, replying to them: me when I'm the kansas city chief coach on the evening of february 9th 2025
skibidi toilet mystery collector figure box with an assortment of possible figurines
a gun being pointed at a brain with the text "begone, THOUGHT"
Celebrating 10M users, sigfalt (@sigfalt.dev) joined Nov 29, 2023 as user #2,245,020
"New rule: never trust how you feel about your life past 9pm"
"I NEED TO SUCK MAD TITTIES RN! OR ELSE I DIE! DONT LET ME DIE!! LET ME SUCK SOME TITTIES!! HELP ME!'"
screenshot of the new york times website home page showing large headline "TRUMP GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS"
No, I don't think I will.
jon arbuckle yelling "friday again garfie baby" as garfield sits grinning
man with very large head saying "I'm stupid faster."