Guildencrantz

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Platform Engineer trying to prevent Software Engineers from inflicting themselves on others. LEGO. Coffee. Huffing filament fumes. Roll Wave! Up the Pids!

Dick's Sporting Good's Park setup for rugby. Tonga and Zimbabwe Are warming up.
Same but different but still same
Graying white dude in a blue Colorado Rapids cap and a 2026 (black) Rapids (Herrington) jersey with spectators watching the USMNT shutout Oz in the background.
NYT Spelling Bee saying that "Frogging" is not in their word list.
The Kenosha Kickers in Home Alone.
Google ngram viewer showing "affordability" in wide enough usage to trigger by 1866. Even Trump wasn't born yet.
Larry, his brother Darryl, and his other brother Darryl.
A Samoyed laying on a bed in a garage next to several panels of plywood and a shopvac. She's looking out the open garage door.
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Jayne, day 2, snuggling up on Molly.
A haggard, once purple, dog toy bunny. Jayne didn't chew this bunny, he carried it around. It was his friend. In the end he couldn't move well but bunny was in a crate he spent his nights in, placed there by his own mouth.
Jayne. A significantly whitened by age tan Chihuahua wearing a bow tie. Waiting for his treat.
Leonel Messi making eyes at me.
Midfielder Nathan Tchoumba has earned a short-term call up to the first team for Saturday's match. In accordance with the 2026 MLS Roster Rules and Regulations, a club may sign a player, age 25 or younger during the league season, from its affiliate (MLS NEXT Pro) to a maximum of four Short-Term Agreements (up to four-day contracts) each season (maximum of 16 days). This is Tchoumba's first call up to the first team.
A banana dog. It's a banana on a hotdog bun with peanut butter and strawberry jam.
Skydiver dropping into Mile High, under a broncos canopy in a Denver Summit jersey.
National Parks Service poster showing a buffalo throwing a human. It says "Don't Pet The Fluffy Cows".
The NYT spelling bee insisting glenning isn't a real word. https://the-incomparable.fandom.com/wiki/Hashtag_glenning
A floofy white tripawed dog (Samoyed) showing eventually, that she can sit pretty.
An uncertain Capybara questioning the Vatican's fish classification.
School House Rock's Bill stamping Veto.
A tripod Samoyed on her hind legs looking all floof and happiness.
Advertisement for a security camera with two way audio: The camera is saying "Dinner is ready!" Somebody in the back yard, who could be me, is saying "Yay, tacos!"
The movie poster for Sneakers (1992) is simply can't names and credits on white, with the cast peaking out from under a curled paper effect. It doesn't do the movie justice.
Peter Griffin skin tone chart meme: The 3 light tones are labeled "Good Hire" while the three dark tones are labeled "Bad Hire".
A tan Chihuahua head sticking out from a nest of blankets. You'll know it's full winter when even the head isn't visible.
A very poorly edited version of the 1-800-GOT-JUNK? image that replaces their truck with the worst truck I could think of for trying to haul things: a cybertruck.
A Google news alert about Taskmaster (the TV show) accompanied by a graphic of Taskmaster (the Mavel comic character). Nobody tell Kim Hu.
Carl Switzer as Alfalfa in The Little Rascals
A floofy white Samoyed, tongue nervously panting, lays on a bearded and bespectacled middle aged man.
Gus Grissom, Ed White, and Roger B. Chaffee in front of the launch pad containing their AS-204 space vehicle.
Duchesses beer at a Uniqlo in Tokyo.
Four primarily green football (world) scarves: Vermont Green FC Denver NWSL Denver Summit woven Dunver Summit fleece (with excellent contour lines). Missing: UVM's scarf.
A ridiculous cloud of a dog with the classic "Sammy smile". Her name is Tuna.
Ben Folds Five
A fluffy white dog eating out of a blue snuffle mat while wearing a yellow bib.
A middle aged, graying, white dude with a beard and glasses wearing an official Colorado Rapids burgundy and blue hat, an official Colorado Rapids 2023 burgundy jersey, a season member scarf, and even a Tissot Quickster Chronograph Football watch, with a red dial. You can't see the rapids socks or the sambas (just black and white, for now).
The face of a white floof (Samoyed) bleeping on a white bed.
Dark Crystal was terrifying back in the day. Look at those skeksis teeth!
Scene from the movie Major League where a bucket of KFC is attempted, rather than a live sacrificial chicken.
Dick's Sporting Goods Park board showing "Drew's Keys To The Match" where #3 is "Final 5" because the Pids can't not concede in the final five of the first half, and like to do it during the final five of the second for funsies too.
Travel style poster stating "don't put the fluffy cows".
A gray blanket on a gray ottoman. There's a white Chihuahua face in the blanket.
Out of focus in the foreground is a LEGO daffodil, but centered is a newly leafing Elm surrounded by real daffodils.
NYT Spelling Bee saying "Cellable" is not in their word list.
Corgi Mihailovic?
Djordje with a simple point from the spot.
The horrible Dick's Sporting Goods Park board showing the "Simba Cam" with somebody holding up a corgi (it's Bark and the Park).
The NYT Spelling Bee refusing to accept Yarly as a word.
Part of a NYT Spelling Bee stats page showing on Monday I found 33 of 34 words. I've only gotten one Queen Bee, and I've never missed by one before.
A completed LEGO Heihei next to the nearly completed stand. In the background the movie Moana is playing and an out of focus Maui is pointing at Heihei.
A small tan Chihuahua laying on a bed, on tile, in a sunny spot. He's contentedly napping.
A small tan Chihuahua standing on some tile in the sun. He keeps wandering in the sun spot, so despondent.
A small tan Chihuahua desperately trying to get some sun, but it's such a small patch. DST is not his friend right now.
A three legged Samoyed vocally demanding her walks. The tan Chihuahua is less vocal, but no less excited.
A fluffy white Samoyed laying on a bed that's clearly small for her.
A nearly full beer, the head is frozen. Ice can be seen forming lower down.