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if you somehow manage to down anything harder than the starting little roll-y guys, hitting them just instantly stands them up with a barely telegraphed attack. it's all the joy of getting hit with a wakeup zangief level 3 with no opportunity to punish for big damage also that narrator holy shit. buddy exclusively has the one bit where he breaks the fourth wall as the lead dev and it starts grating after the second time he does it. doesnt help that the english va sounds like a robot and the chinese one overacts every single line he's given trying to tie that fourth wall breaking shit in with the literally Nothing plot just feels more pretentious than clever. this is no nier automata, and despite not having played it im assuming it's no stanley parable either. i tried the final boss once and realized if it still felt like shit this far in, beating the last guy wasn't gonna change my mind. at least it was only two hours.
person i was with took an edible right before it started and i wanna know how that worked for them jfc
conan o'brian is in this apparently i did not notice
currently undecided if close in the distance is my new fav song but it damn well might be legitimately tho where do we go from here like im excited for dawntrail/evercold/whatever that zero person's deal is but like how do you follow this up
why did i sit on this for three years what the fuck again them artstyle changes were sick as hell this thing rocks this word limit thing is really sucking my nuts if only there were dedicated websites for sticking ones thoughts on video games and movies and the like hmm
they went to the beach that makes you old
mogged by the 90s movie im afraid where is johnny cage
lisa makes me sexist tho what a fucking idiot then again twelve's also a dipshit at the end there so maybe they cancel each other out still the good show is good 👍 it goes without saying the yoko kanno soundtrack is goated but sheeeeesh that ending too like Damn angsty yet satisfying good stuff
why did they spend so much time bummin around with those chimera dudes in the second half does anyone care about them like at all idgaf about brotherhood but i do kinda wanna watch 2003 now to see what changed
genuinely what the fuck is john travolta on in this movie why is he so funny
im still cheesed about cosmic horror
i guess we doin vns now
the evidence board puzzle made me wanna rip my fingernails off (positive)
good
i mean i still liked it its aight
apparently they're already planning a sequel? it's been out less than a month fuckin crazy sure i'll play it. we're never getting N1RV Ann-A bite me sukeban games
it's aight
rental more like uhh more like ummm
i've heard people say there's a lot of Zoroastrianism Things going on in the plot but i don't know a damn thing about Zoroastrianism so im just gonna take their word on it for now. maybe something to educate myself on if i ever want to replay it. Romeo is a Spake Man. also holy shit the soundtrack is bonkers nothing but peam on there oh my god. great game :)
the streets are calling it the Greatest Film Ever Made dont you know