SiliconElle

@siliconelle.bsky.social

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Women fish me. Fear love me. she/her

Footage from Dark Souls Remastered. The player is standing at the door near the Depths bonfire. A torch hollow keeps opening the door but the player keeps closing the door before the torch hollow can attack her. Eventually a second torch hollow joins in.
Yearly calendar event for “Erfurt Latrine Day” on Jul 26. Notes: “On this day in 1184, a bunch of nobles in the Holy Roman Empire got what they deserved”
Brendel post from March 9, 2025 “Kentucky Governor about to win 45 states in 2028” Screenshot from an Awful Announcing article: "As [Kentucky] governor, you have two jobs when it comes to collegiate basketball," Beshear recently said. "No. 1, to root for your in-state schools, and No. 2, to root against Duke." [Largely hidden thread as it appears in a feed] LuluLenin reply from 7/14/26: “this is fucking art homie”
Twitter post from 6/22/18: Liz @Idrinkh20 “This anti gay website had this whole page about why the Fallout series is homosexual propaganda and I'm really feeling this meme they made” Posted image is from some reactionary gamer website or something showing screenshots of Arcade Gannon and Veronica Santangelo: “The only two companions with Power Armor Training Homosexuals”
Squidward having pulled his nose back out of a leaf blower. It is now longer than before it got sucked in.
Front view of Focusrite Saffire PRO 24, showing two instrument inputs and associated knobs and 48v switch, meters, and knobs for monitor and headphone levels
Above post translated from “French”: “OUCHIE!” -> “OUCH!”
Wikipedia search bar: “Oldest roller coaster”. Top result: “Kumba (roller coaster) Ride at Busch Gardens Tampa Bay”
Google Translate “failed to translate” the drooling mouth emoji
The onix from the “To Master the Onixpected” shrugging off two RPGs to the face
Box of “Magic Grow Capsules”, which are transparent capsules filled with colorful foam. You’d put them in water and they would grow into spongy things shaped like animals.
The fisherman from Wow, a Talking Fish (1983) saying, “Wow, a talking fish!”, but now he’s saying, “Wow, a counting fish!”
Control panel for a Japanese toilet. The “sound”button has the additional label “by Roland” complete with the Roland logo
Screenshot of Eevee with caption edited to say “Eevee wants your credit card details”
Photo of Grace from Project Hail Mary in a circle pointing towards the low poly bondage suit
Bubble elephant from SpongeBob “Bubblestand” episode
Cropped pikachu from the frame looking like he’s gone hollow
Captcha in which the user types the license plate number from the car displayed. The user has typed in “snitches get stitches”
Edit of two screenshots of Jerry Chen made to look like Jerry is saying “look at this photograph. it's doctor”, while quoting an actual post of his from 8/15/2024 saying “for legal purposes this is a joke and i'm not a doctor but for joke purposes i am also not a doctor”
Larry the Lobster calmly asking “why?” From “We Gotta Get Spongebob Back 2” by Joe Gran
Screenshot of YouTube watch history with four videos by the now-deleted channel “Onboarding Information”. They are, from oldest to newest: “Can Glow sticks burn through yellow handles” - 2.2K views, “Can Glow sticks burn through blue handles” - 73 views, “Can glow sticks burn through black handles” - 1.4K views, and “Can glow sticks burn through grey handles” - 88 views. Each thumbnail has a large plastic handle with a glow stick lying on it. The glow sticks are on fire. Video lengths range from 4:14 minutes and 5:25 minutes.
Tweet from 11/26/19 by Julia Song: “2 minutes of erection is enough to conclude the coitus and fecundate the female. Anything beyond that is perversion, degeneracy and socialism.”
Just one Dose Squidward: I ADMIT IT SPONGEBOB I ADMIT IT!! I LOOOOOOVE OXYCODONE!! … SpongeBob: Squidward you can’t take all those Oxycodone!! SQUIDWARD!! Squidward: Or what? Will I die? SpongeBob: No worse! You’ll get constipated!! Squidward: …constipated? SpongeBob: and then you’ll die!
Chart by Stephen Semler showing increasing ICE budget between 2016 and 2025, under Obama, Trump and Biden. 2016: $6.2B (counted under Obama) 2017: $6.8B 2018: $7.5B (counted under Trump) 2019: $8.1B 2020: $8.4B 2021: $8.4B 2022: $8.9B (counted under Biden) 2023: $9.1B 2024: $9.9B 2025: $10B The FY25 budget passed after Biden left office but largely continued FY24 funding. ICE spending rose by <$50M. Figures are nominal. Data: CRS, P.L. 119-4. [iirc, Bluesky alt text doesn’t like links, but the link listed for more info is just the author’s name dot com]
Frame from “Mom’s Got a Date with a Vampire” but I just took a photo of the screen instead
Timpani pouncing on an unsuspecting victim holding plastic lobsters
A yellow SUV that looks like a generic crossover had a midlife crisis and started doing copious amounts of steroids
Santa from The Christmas Tree (1991) throwing what looks like a fireball
I genuinely don’t know how to safely describe this image of Bluesky in a historical event while mastadon watches
Sad short girl looking up at camera
IMSLP page for Lieutenant Kijé (suite) by Sergei Prokofiev. The displayed year of publication is 1935. Next to all files are red prohibition symbols. One of the files is selected, and there is a pop-up notification that says “This file is not available in your country.”
Photo of an early 19th century narrow bore upright serpent called the “basson russe”. Its body is vaguely reminiscent of baroque and classical bassoons. It has a brasswind mouthpiece, but it is largely made of wood and has a combination of tone holes and very simple keywork. This example has a spectacular ornamental bell in the shape of a snake-like mouth with tougue visibly extending from within.
Last panel of hausofdecline Steven Universe parody comic with Hitler, but edited. Garnet tells Steven, “I think we’re gonna have to change his mind, Steven.” A dismayed Steven says, “damn.”
Screenshot from the “hydrophobe” Wikipedia page showing a photo of a leaf and a water droplet sitting on top with a high contact angle. The caption reads “dew drop on a hydrophobic leaf surface”.
Omniman and Invincible having a normal conversation about bees. [actually a reference to “[YTP] Bible” by very tall bart]
Thumbnail for the AlternateHistoryHub video “What if Big Bird Exploded in the Challenger Disaster?”
Edit of a frame from End of Evangelion with the car from the game What the Car? edited in along with UI elements from the game's level completion screen. The displayed level title is "END OF CAR". Most game assets were cut out from PlayFrame's video "What the Car? - An Extremely Normal Car Game" and edited in, except for the score icon which is reconstructed (it was too annoying to cut out, so i just tried to remake it).
A google result for “Anglo Bricks” reading: Store - Anglo Bricks LEGO Mini-Figure products of: Napoleonic Wars, World War Two, The Cold War Era, The American Civil War, Modern Combat, Law Enforcement
Same comic as above but on Instagram. The audio playing was Deerhoof - Panda Pamda Panda (Live in New York). The app was still playing the audio after the post was closed, and when it was on again it played the audio over the audio that was already playing. So it is the same song layered over itself and out of sync.
Balloon in the snow being cut open to reveal an inquisitive cat while Grimes - Oblivion plays
Spam text message preview saying “TO: Cory Booker”
Cropped screenshot of “Arthur (TV series)”Wikipedia article showing voice casting for the character Alan “Brain” Powers. The three names shown are Luke Reid (Seasons 1-4), Steven Crowder (Seasons 5-6) and Alex Hood (Seasons 7-9).
Edit of a Sarah Anderson panel featuring a crow saying “Hell yeah”. Edited to resemble a Miiverse “Yeah!” reaction