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Hand-drawn color pencil title card that reads Game of the Year 2025 By the Silicon Sasquatch team
Screenshot from 1000xRESIST showing the player character in a curved, white, padded room with text overlaying the bottom of the screen: "And so lonely as heck, she plucked from her own head five strands of hair..."
Screenshot from 1000xRESIST over the shoulder of the protagonist showing an array of bright white tube lights hanging over a stark, empty, industrial-looking room.
A screenshot from Thank Goodness You're Here! depicting an ensemble of the cast gathered at the pub with the player character standing on the bar in the center of the screen.
The party from Dragon Age: The Veilguard, gathered around a low table in a magical room of some sort.
Screenshot from Lorelei and the Laser Eyes depicting the player character, a woman with glowing magenta sunglasses, reaching her hand into a rune-encircled hole in a burgundy-wallpapered corner of a room. Big Silent Hill 4 vibes.
Screenshot from Balatro on the 11th of, uh, 8 possible antes. An array of traditional playing cards are laid out on the bottom half of the image, many with modifications to them. There are also five joker cars arrayed at the top and frankly, I don't recognize what they are or what symbols are on them. Clearly I need to play more Balatro.
A Helldiver standing in an eerily lit black and orange canyon on some distant planet
Screenshot from Tactical Breach Wizards showing an isometric view over a shootout between two parallel train cars
Key art from Metaphor: ReFantazio, showing three anime characters in dramatic battle poses against some really hard-to-describe shit, if I'm being honest. Glowing faces and an angry yellow eye of god in the sky? I mean, it's an Atlus RPG, so that sounds about right.
Dragon's Dogma 2 screenshot showing an over-the-shoulder view of a hooded archer aiming a glowing bow at a giant flaming bird bearing down to attack over a bunch of thatched-roof cottages, much in the vein of a certain beefy dragon
Screenshot from Astro Bot depicting Astro Bot standing in the field, looking toward the camera, arm raised against the sunlight. A large anthropomorphic tree — like some real Whispy Woods energy — is in the background, surrounded by flowers.
Screenshot of 1000xRESIST showing a close-up of Watcher, a blue-haired young woman in a blue-and-white futuristic suit and thin circular glasses, speaking to Secretary, who is saying: "Sometimes, you just don't fit in the backpack."
Screenshot from Dragon Age: The Veilguard of a group of fantasy characters pushing against a massive wooden door, seeking to keep it barred.
Screenshot from 1000xRESIST depicting Iris and her mother in profile, sitting in a stairwell. Iris is seated in the top-right half bathed in red light, while her mother stands in the bottom-left in a deep purple.
Screenshot from Thank Goodness You're Here! depicting two flowers in love in the foreground and the protagonist approaching whimsically with a lawnmower.
Helldivers 2 screenshot depicting a soldier overlooking multiple laser strikes in a dark, smoky battlefield filled with weapons and bug-alien things.
An image of a whole bunch of licensed schlock as featured in Fortnite. There's Boba Fett, or maybe the guy from The Mandalorian, I don't know. Rick is here. The Borderlands guy is also here. Iron Man is here. And Aquaman. And John Wick. And a blue-haired guy I don't recognize. Also the Iron Giant is back there. So many guys are here. I just spotted Claptrap from Borderlands. Wow. Lots of guys. So many guys. We love to see our guys.
Screenshot from the game "Thank Goodness You're Here!" A tiny balding man stands in an alleyway in front of a brick building with worn posters reading "Big Ron's Big Pies & Sons," "Something Special in-between," "Price Shags Ltd.," and graffiti reading "NO PARKING | NO LOITERING | NO DOGGING," the last of which carries a meaning my facile American brain was not prepared to learn about tonight.
A screenshot from Lorelei and the Laser Eyes of a woman playing a grand piano in black and white
The Oregon Ducks holding the championship trophy and celebrating in EA CFB 25
A Magic commander deck on Archidekt featuring Minsc and Boo as the commander.
An old Windows version of Adobe Photoshop is modified to read as Silicon SquatchShop. Its launch splash screen shows the oldest Silicon Sasquatch logo and the title "GOTY 2024.0. The credits list all five of us knuckleheads, along with names like "Sleve McDichael" from Fighting Baseball.
Framed pictures of the home page of siliconsasquatch.com at various years — 2008, 2013, 2018, and 2023 — against a wood-panel backdrop