Dean

@sillydean.bsky.social

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Just being silly. (Sometimes silliness leads to nakedness. You have been warned! 😈) Happy to chat and make new friends! DMs welcome.

Dobrá Tea's menu description for a special tea called Memories of Prague: "Our special recipe: black Assam leaf tea mixed with bittersweet chocolate. A favorite among our American visitors in the Czech Republic. Served with warm milk and local honey. Your choice of local whole milk, oat or coconut milk."
"How sexy is your name?" meme, where one adds number values scientifically associated with each alphabetical letter in their first name to arrive at a sum that supposedly tells you how sexy or not they are. A score of 600 apparently marks one as "THE ULTIMATE SEXIEST", which is a little redundant, isn't it?
A small window appearing on a Windows laptop's login page. Reads: "Bear quiz: What is a group of bears called?" and includes a link to take the quiz in question
A text message I received from a friend, which appears as a link preview for a studyfinds.com article. The preview title reads "Just 10 Minutes Of Birdsong In Forest Linked To Stress ..."
Photo evidence of my continued presence, submitted here on Bluesky on July 23, 2026 (4:30pm EST). I have new glasses
A phone notification I received from Google this evening, reading:"Indiana implements numerous new state laws affecting various public policies". The notification also invites me to click one of two options, "Interested" or "Not interested", though my interest lies more in disabling the notifications altogether.
An advertisement for bourbon cherry cordials at a coffee shop atop their menu display. Against a luscious red background, a cherry cordial appears on the left as an open half looking out its fillings. On the right is a caption: "A Gift So Good, He Might Share."
Selfie of a goof who can't be trusted with a razor because he managed to accidentally have the razor land on his chain just so which retaliated with a long cut. The goof has a huge band-aid on his chin now as his version of a cone of shame. Please send your regards
A mallard resting on the walkway area at a central bus terminal, looking tired and generally resigned to the world's lackluster history and trajectory. Though if you had a crumb of bread he might reconsider.
Me lying in bed shirtless, being a sleepy.
Magic the Gathering playing card called Procrastinate, with the image of a frog painter sitting in front of a canvas, his face sleepily snuggling up to his paint-covered palette. Card info, courtesy MTG Familiar: Procrastinate {X} {U} mana cost Sorcery Tap target creature. Put twice X stun counters on it. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.) Flavor text: "None of these projects are due until end of semester. I've still got a whole week to finish them!"
A boxed salad, with a sticky note on the lid reading "Dean [Don't toss!]" (For context: I had a meeting and needed to stash away my precious salad in the communal fridge and I didn't want anyone tossing my salad without at least asking first."
Selfie of a dork who napped the evening away and is now all fuzzy-minded.
A statue of an otter, on a rock or several.
Signage at the Western North Carolina Nature Center about "Wolf Talk" (essentially how wolves communicate or relate with each other). Image focused on an entry about submissiveness, reads: "Submissive. Lips peeled back, ears back and forehead flat says 'You're the boss!'"
A baggage claim area of an airport. Several large white boxes have been taken off of the baggage carousel and a couple of guys are reviewing the shipments. Maybe hard to see in the image, but the shipment boxes are marked "donated human tissues".
An art piece in my hotel room, depicting the Pentagon building five times (each in a different color) and layered sort of like pancakes if some of the pancakes defied gravity and levitated like ghostly spirits.
Me sitting up in an airport gate area, eyes closed and desirous of a nap
Me chilling on the couch
Me sitting on a couch after the family Christmas gathering.
A parachuting clown decoration supported by a light fixture in a coffeeshop bathroom. He is watching you and knows what you're up to, and yet just smiles creepily.
A welcome mat reading "Merry" in front of a public trash receptacle on the sidewalk
Me resting my eyes while sitting on the couch
Me at home, allegedly alive and well.
Phone alert from the New York Times: "Trump's Shift on Iran. Pressure from Israel led President Trump to consider helping bomb nuclear sites in Iran. Here's how his posture has gyrated."
Me sitting in my room at home. My hair is being a little unruly...
Me (with a haircut!) relaxing at home
Me lying in bed.
Me in a hoodie, hanging out
Me sitting in an airport waiting area
A sleepy cat lying on his stomach on top of my belly while I'm in bed. The cat is facing the camera and away from my face
A kitten with its face and front paws sticking out in a whole-body, crocheted mushroom suit
Me lying in bed shirtless
Me lying in bed
An amateur painting I made of a moose in a vaguely snowy background
Me sitting on the couch at home. Scruffy as ever.
Me in the hospital but feeling much better (and also being very scruffy).
Me sitting up in the hospital, oxygen attached to my nose, after a much-needed shampoo job and wash-up. Overly beardly without having anything like a proper beard.
A sticker of Stitch reading "CUTE BUT WEIRD"
A raven figurine wearing a beanie in a bar setting.
Me sitting at a coffeeshop, being a sleepy.